[Kickb]

So there I am taking one for the team so my roommate could get some play. I let this fat ugly girl sleep in my bed. I was horny and she had small hands; I was curious if they would fit around my dick. About an hour later I realised I'd have to, :::gulp:: kiss her if I was to make her go further and actually play with the cock. How bad could it be?

Fucking awful. It opened the flood gates. Pretty soon she's having a good time down there and I think hey mayne a bj wouldn't be alll that bad. Well she never went down. Instead she tried to put my hand down her pants. I was mortified and fought out of her hold 3 times. Then out of nowhere she takes my dick n slides it under her shorts. The tip touched her area ugh. At this point I had been doi.g rhis with her for a good 2 hours and was breaking down mentally. I put an end to this shit n rolled over. I sent a message "help" to my roommates phone. And tried to go to sleep. Finally, with a big sigh the fatty rolled over and gave up.

Now here I an typing this up as a way to cope with this awful feeling I have. Take it from me. If you haven't gotten laid in a while what ever you do, do not mess with fat girls. You will regret it the next day.

Ps my roommate told me my efforts were in vain because the girl said she didn't want to get attached to him. Fail.

[MiXX]

Ha!! I stopped taking any for the team a long time ago for this reason. Fuck that! Mixx ain't fucking a fat girl for nobody, and I would NEVER ask a friend to do it for the sake of me getting laid. I'll fuck my girl regardless, or won't.

Mixx

[holla]

(03-20-2011 12:57 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

At this point I had been doi.g rhis with her for a good 2 hours and was breaking down mentally. I put an end to this shit n rolled over.

I'd have fucked her. But I would have been quick about it. Instead of 2 hours of torturing yourself, you could have fucked her for 10 minutes, cum, rolled off and gone to sleep.

[FretDancer]

"help" LMFAO. I can't imagine how hard you're friends laughed when they read the text. Also its amazing how the fat chick wants to have it "her way" when they should be grateful they're getting at least some action, bitches!

Well I guess your friend owes you a BIG one!

EDIT: By the way, did you take any pics this time too by any chance?

[Screwston]

Did she snore and hog up the bed/blanket?

[gringoed]

A lesson learned the hard way is a lesson learned for good.

[Saladin]

Haha, your account of the situation is hilarious. At least you'll have a good story to tell your kids.

[CJ]

I considered banging a fat girl recently. Now mind you I was completely wasted at the time, fortunately for me I still had some semblance of intelligence left and it didn't go down. Really glad it didn't after reading this.

Years ago I almost banged a bigger girl too, fortunately that just ended with me slapping her in the face with my penis and then leaving.

[Selva]

I did something like this when I was about 22. A buddy of mine introduced me to this pretty girl he wanted to go out with but she wanted him to find someone to go out with a friend of hers. I talked to the girl on the phone and she had a good voice and didn't seem to be stupid or anything, so I agreed to meet her and for us to head over to my friend's house to hang out with him and the other girl.

When I pulled up to the house she came out the door and she was a 4 or 5 tops. She got in the car and my first stop was the liquor store. She asked me "Are you going to get drunk?" and I replied "As fast as I can." That turned out to be a stupid idea because when my buddy took his girl into the other room the alcohol was messing with my ability to think clearly. I decided that since I was with this girl anyway she might as well get acquainted with my penis.

After a bit of tugging and whatnot she started talking about us being a couple and going out. I tried to explain that this was not the case, but in a way so that she would keep playing with my johnson. She stopped and said if we weren't going to start dating we weren't going to do anything. I decided to have her call someone to pick her up and went home.

Later she started calling me all the time but I was trying to blow her off, and finally she sent her brother to my work to ask me why I was ignoring her. I told him I was not interested in her and that it was only one date and nothing happened. He understood and I guess he went back and told her to forget it. I didn't hear from her again, thank goodness.

[deebow]

I'd just get some brain and I'd be up out of there, that's if I'm having a dry spell. I'm not tappin any fat freak. Never have, never will.

[Yams]

"She asked me 'Are you going to get drunk?' and I replied 'As fast as I can.' "

I died reading this...lol