[Anonymous]

That's right. No excuses being made. Although now I'm confident, social, well-groomed, and self-aware of my body language, voice tone, and aware of whether or not girls are interested (I drop them if they're not).

9 months ago, I had none of this. I was a huge wuss. HUGE. I was the king of one-itis.Things have changed.

That being said, I'm still selective. If I'm gonna lose my virginity I want it to be to a 9 or 10. Any time I give a 7 a chance, I end up feeling disgusted that I ever did.

Now to the point: I'm going to Cancun for a week. All-inclusive resort, I don't know if I'll leave the place, I don't have a lot of money. So that leaves whatever clubs and pubs there are there.

Now, I searched Mexico, read through the thread from December. But I want more specific advice. Has anyone been this time of year? It's not spring break. I don't know what to expect, besides drunk horny chicks looking to fuck while they're away from home and no one's there to judge them.

I'm willing to hear any advice you might have for me. If we're on the same resort, hooking up with a chick might mean having to see her around for the following week, so that may or may not be an issue. I don't really know. I've got condoms, but considering buying flavoured ones for oral. I read through the herpes thread, which claims they're only 30% effective for that. Even if that's true I still think it's worth it.

Alright pick up artists, give an up-and-comer some advice.

[Gmac]

(04-05-2011 02:53 PM)Anonymous Wrote:  

That being said, I'm still selective. If I'm gonna lose my virginity I want it to be to a 9 or 10. Any time I give a 7 a chance, I end up feeling disgusted that I ever did.

I stopped reading there.

[Luckystar]

(04-05-2011 02:53 PM)Anonymous Wrote:  

If I'm gonna lose my virginity I want it to be to a 9 or 10.

You haven't earned the right to be that selective yet.

You want 9s and 10s, be able to work 7s, 8s on the regular. No practice, no high end pussy.

[speakeasy]

Keep that attitude and you'll end up a 40 year old virgin. If you're a virgin past 20 you ought to fuck anything just to get that stigma off your head.

[Roosh]

Quote:

but considering buying flavoured ones for oral. I read through the herpes thread, which claims they're only 30% effective for that. Even if that's true I still think it's worth it.

nice ending flourish

Overall I give this troll a C. While he was original, he scores low on believability.