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A woman hears her phone buzz. She looks down, and sees that she has a new text -- from a dude! She opens the message,and it's a grainy photo of said man's penis, better known as a "dick pic." So, what's her initial reaction? Comedian Janet Silverman is here to enlighten us.
Silverman had never received or seen a dick pic, so her friends put together an 89-picture slideshow of them, and Silverman filmed her reactions.
A sampling of her thoughts:
"I'm not a size queen or anything... but this one's very short."
"The first thing I thought right now was: gerbil."
"This reminds me of a scary movie."
If this doesn't serve as a PSA for not sending photos of your private parts, we're not sure what will.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/30...ps=gravity
Janet Looks At 89 Dicks
care to give us a rundown? why is this worth watching?
Dr Johnson rumbles with the RawGod. And lives to regret it.
Hamster power, of course its going to be "show us your reactions to dick pics" vs. "hidden camera records woman receiving dick pics" where we would see completely different responses.
Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
As with virtually all female "comedy," there is observation here but no insight. Let me provide that.
"Dick pics" are not an issue so much as a response to one. And that issue is a culture that assaults men with tits, ass, cleavage, sex talk, and sexual stimuli in general 24/7.
A culture saturated in women's sexuality is one that says "fuck you" to men (esp. young men), because it shows no remorse in keeping them in a continuous state of sexual frustration. The dick pics are the "fuck you" backatcha.
Women's sexuality is a form of power -- perhaps even aggression -- and should be defined as such. For all the bleating by feminists about "power," it's telling they conveniently overlook this source of their own power. Dick pics are a way to short-circuit their cute little power sources but exposing the game -- and women's own complicity in it. You wanna expose yourself? Fine, we will too.
Don't want a dick pic? Fine, then tell your culture not to shove its metaphorical tits in men's faces. Because this is how some will deal with that.
"Dick pics" are not an issue so much as a response to one. And that issue is a culture that assaults men with tits, ass, cleavage, sex talk, and sexual stimuli in general 24/7.
A culture saturated in women's sexuality is one that says "fuck you" to men (esp. young men), because it shows no remorse in keeping them in a continuous state of sexual frustration. The dick pics are the "fuck you" backatcha.
Women's sexuality is a form of power -- perhaps even aggression -- and should be defined as such. For all the bleating by feminists about "power," it's telling they conveniently overlook this source of their own power. Dick pics are a way to short-circuit their cute little power sources but exposing the game -- and women's own complicity in it. You wanna expose yourself? Fine, we will too.
Don't want a dick pic? Fine, then tell your culture not to shove its metaphorical tits in men's faces. Because this is how some will deal with that.
The money quote:
She mad she's never gotten one and needs to shame men so they stop send them to her hotter, sexier friends.
Why? Because if she can't get dick pics, no one can. And it's easier for her to stop others from getting them instead of actually being pleasant, dressing nice, etc so guys will wanna bang her.
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Silverman had never received or seen a dick pic
She mad she's never gotten one and needs to shame men so they stop send them to her hotter, sexier friends.
Why? Because if she can't get dick pics, no one can. And it's easier for her to stop others from getting them instead of actually being pleasant, dressing nice, etc so guys will wanna bang her.
Quote: (08-18-2016 12:05 PM)dicknixon72 Wrote:
...and nothing quite surprises me anymore. If I looked out my showroom window and saw a fully-nude woman force-fucking an alligator with a strap-on while snorting xanex on the roof of her rental car with her three children locked inside with the windows rolled up, I wouldn't be entirely amazed.
If one can take pics of a derection (i.e the inverse of a boner) then this hambeast should get sent a few so she's not missing out.
Glorious boners are sent to girls who can inspire them.
Glorious boners are sent to girls who can inspire them.
My girlfriend absolutely loves when I send her dick pics. gets her all worked up.
She routinely sends a pic back with my name written on either her tits or upper pussy.
She also goes to church twice a week.
She routinely sends a pic back with my name written on either her tits or upper pussy.
She also goes to church twice a week.
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
The Original Emotional Alpha
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or send dick pic, jesus there's that many thirsty dudes after this whale?
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You expect me to believe 89 dudes knowingly sent them to Manjaw McFat?
"Men willingly believe what they wish." - Julius Caesar, De Bello Gallico, Book III, Ch. 18
Days of Broken Arrows, first you post something amazing on my VICE documentary thread, and now this. If you don't start your own blog soon, I'm going to just start reblogging all your forum posts and claim I'm just that insightful. ![[Image: icon_lol.gif]](http://www.rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/icon_lol.gif)
Read my work on Return of Kings here.
Girls love dick pics. But only if they're big.
Quote: (08-06-2014 07:43 AM)Goldin Boy Wrote:
The money quote:
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Silverman had never received or seen a dick pic
She mad she's never gotten one and needs to shame men so they stop send them to her hotter, sexier friends.
Why? Because if she can't get dick pics, no one can. And it's easier for her to stop others from getting them instead of actually being pleasant, dressing nice, etc so guys will wanna bang her.
So true. That was my reaction after just seeing a picture of her. I listened for four seconds and couldn't take anymore.
All this woman needs to do is drop some weight and shut the fuck up from time to time and her life would be infinitely better.
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