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Should I tell her I have a felony?
08-05-2014, 03:00 PM
For instance, a girl I banged wants to go to a shooting range and shoot her gun(s). In one sense, this is not a difficult issue. But as I think about it, there aren't many good excuses for not owning a gun, and I did before I was arrested and had my condo searched. I like to shoot and another girl said she likes shooting and thinks it's hot when guys do, so that seems to be a thing, not surprisingly.
I want to keep the first girl I mentioned because the sex is of a kind that seems rare.
Should I tell her I have a felony?
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08-05-2014, 03:19 PM
Never disclose a thing.
You can of course imply if you must.
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08-05-2014, 03:38 PM
Depends what it is. Some felonies can be a turn on, while others, like child-related ones, are going to be instant red flags for her.
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08-05-2014, 05:54 PM
I wouldn't...well maybe make a joke how you got caught lighting fireworks or something.
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08-05-2014, 05:57 PM
What, are you going in for a job interview? Hell no you shouldn't tell her. So you got hit for a Class-III (or Title-III, I don't remember the exact terminology) weapon; it's nothing that should harm you in the future with her (assuming you didn't do something stupid like blow your fingers off). Possession and usage are two different things too. However, it didn't have anything to do with firearms so you have nothing to be worried about.
If nothing else, "Why don't you own a gun?" One of "I just never got around to it/the gun is too expensive/ammo is too expensive" works every time.
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Should I tell her I have a felony?
08-05-2014, 06:08 PM
A possession of explosives or anything that has to do with blowing ship up type of felony is a full pass. Say it and don't worry
I can't go to the range because of an explosives charge when I was younger. Where else would you like to shoot? ( bluff)
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08-05-2014, 07:49 PM
I guess you're not aware of Jeremy Meeks, the "hot mugshot" guy
Dude is a seriously violent felon who got tens of thousands of Facebook likes and sexual comments from chicks after his mugshot went viral. Chicks love guys with a criminal past (of certain types).
Just tell her in a matter of fact way-it will very likely turn her on
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08-05-2014, 10:26 PM
Thanks. That occurred to me. I did tell her some crimes I did, after she asked.
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08-05-2014, 10:50 PM
yes yes yes! you should definitely disclose this kind of information to a female. first off, she probably already knows your last name and has all sort of information on you. Women are good with that shit.
if she's seen something shady in your record, cool, if not there is still time to introduce the felony story. make sure its true in case she ever verifies, but you can pad the story within limits to whats traceable and not.
crimes that are good are: anything related to the possession of (even better) distribution of drugs, assault, battery, weapons charge is grand, manslaughter or accessory to murder(if you got out... ultimate turn on for girls), embezzlement, such stuff like this...
larcenies/burglaries/robberies are still okay but she may not like it as much
any sexual crimes or restraining orders or stalking/trespassing annd she might think you're a creep. bestto get those expunged