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Long trip report: 3 months in South America
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Long trip report: 3 months in South America

I came back from a 3-month trip in South America. I visited Argentina, Brasil, Chile, Bolivia and Peru.
Here, I'll share with you my experience and hopefully you'll find a few tips that can help you.

I am a 30-year old Frenchman, 175 cm (5ft7) and weigh 67 kg (148 lbs), athletic (I do French kickboxing called Savate and bodyweight training). I have blue eyes and dark brown hair. I also speak Spanish.
In France people think I'm Italian due to my looks.
I'm saying this so you have an idea because my looks, nationality and accent played a role in capturing the flags during my trip.

I was on a budget of max 4 000 Euros excluding airfare (ticket Frankfurt Buenos Aires - Lima Lyon costed 800 Euros via Madrid). I knew I'll be landing in BA and leaving from Lima 3 months later. My objective was to make to it Lima overland in 3 months, by any means.

I had a backpack with cloths for trekking in Patagonia and not to go to fancy clubs. So I was limited to day game and bars, no clubs.

I landed in BA and was greated by my CS host, a portena (inhabitant of BA). She was a tango student. She was hot...and trying to learn French ! Needless to say I helped her out with the language and what was supposed to be a 2-day stay at hers ended up being a week at HER request : the Argentinean flag was secured 4 days after I had landed.

After a week I went North to the Iguazu falls on the Argentinean side. First night in my hostel I bang a French chick. Here is how it happened: we were in the hostel's pool, on a warm night with a full moon. I heard her speak French with her female friend and a french guy. I open the set asking if they have already visited the waterfalls to which they say not yet. So I start telling them how wonderful the waterfalls are, especially the Garganta del Diablo (to those of you who've been there). I told them that I was awestruck, standing there amazed, that the moment felt so perfect but it lacked one ingredient: a woman to kiss right there ! They all laughed and the 2nd girl drifted away with the guy after they (I think) noticed me keeping eye-contact with my target girl all the while telling the story. At that point I got closer to the girl and told her that right now, in this pool, the moment is also almost perfect but lacked the kiss and went for the kill. I banged her right after in her room.

Next day I went to the Brazilian side of the falls. On my first night in Brazil, I chatted the hot waitress asking her where can I go party in this town. She gave me a few addresses. I asked her when is her shift over so she can accompany me as I am travelling solo. She agreed to meet me later on. We went to her house so she can shower and change. She poured me some drinks and I poured game on her, teasing her...we went out with her friends to some bar, had drinks and ended up banging her three times that night eventhough she had to wake up at 7 for work. The third bang was as if she raped me as I lay tired and she woke me up saying that we have to leave as she must work, and to wake up, she started riding me ! Her male friends at the bar were giving me death looks and felt a little bit insecure. They felt the tension building between the girl and me. She didn't even know my real name. Brazilian flag on the 1st night.

I then went to Florianopolis at a Brazilian's friend's place who used to live in Paris. I spent 10 days discovering the island, the beaches: Banged 3 Brazilians. No tourists were there at the time (December). Staying at my friend's place helped a lot because in Floripa logistics suck and if you don't have a car (he had one) you're very limited. Girls are very European looking and I approached many in English thinking they were gringas only to discover that they were locals. They loved my French accent.

I then went down to Patagonia. In Ushuaia, on new year's eve, I banged an Austrian chick who was dead drunk. Nothing special.

After Patagonia I started making my way up North and arrived in Valparaiso, Chile. On my first night, I was staying at a couple's house where they rent rooms. I wanted to be with locals. That first night, 4 chilenas come visit the couple and decide on going clubbing. When the couple introduced me as French, the 4 girls were excited asked me to say things in French..they found it very sexy. Needless to say we went to a huge 3-storey club by the sea (I had a button down shirt) and all 4 girls were all over me, taking individual pictures with me in the club. They all were wearing sexy dresses.
After some drinks, the 4 girls started shaking their asses on me, AT THE SAME TIME, touching me, taking off my shirt..I never had such an experience, I was the KING of the club, all other girls were looking at the scene and local guys (not especially good-looking, horrible haircuts, horrible clothes) were looking in disbelief. Eventually I start making-out with 2 of the 4 girls...Back at the apartment, I could have gone for a 3 or 4 some but 3 of the girls were dead drunk at that point. So I took the 4th back to my room. Chilean flag captured on my 1st night. I then went to her place in Santiago and stayed for a 3 days. Sex was great.

The rest of the trip is less interesting as I met an Irish girl and we spent my last month together and got my Irish flag. She was in a pub and I heard her accent and inquired whether she's Irish. I then started singing in a sarcastic voice Enya's song IRISH GIRLS ARE PRETTY. She laughed and said: so you're the French charmer type aren't you ? It was game on.

To sum it up: 3 months, 4 new flags and 9 bangs. Not much as I didn't go to clubs and stayed in hostels, went camping and trekking.
But knowing how to day game is priceless.

Also I admit that being French helped a lot, as most South Americans especially Argentinians and Chileans find it very attractive. Girls say "Ohhhh really, say something in French. Que lindo !! ". From that point, if you know game it's a piece of cake. Two of the local girls that I banged (The argentine and the chilean) asked me to talk to them dirty in French while having sex ! Of course I said: you have to say please first..in French !

Good times.
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Long trip report: 3 months in South America

So to sum it up: pretend to be french when you're travelling South America.
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Long trip report: 3 months in South America

You're not related to Pierre Woodman are you ?? [Image: smile.gif]
Talk dirty in French!I bet they loved that Salope de chien! Haha
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Long trip report: 3 months in South America

Works in America too......I'm 100% American and pretending I am French works well in all the usual hotspots (Miami, NYC, etc.). Usually leads to 'OMG he has an accent' (because American girls will sleep with seemingly anything they deem to be exotic) and then easy lays.
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Long trip report: 3 months in South America

Nice report. It's good to see someone here having success in South America.

How did you like Floripa, aside from the logisitics? Was the nightlife kind of quiet that time of year?
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Long trip report: 3 months in South America

Quote: (07-23-2014 11:35 AM)Exiled Princeling Wrote:  

Nice report. It's good to see someone here having success in South America.

How did you like Floripa, aside from the logisitics? Was the nightlife kind of quiet that time of year?

I loved Floripa, it was my first time in Brazil and didn't have time to go for Rio or Sao paulo, so stayed at my friend's. And having him there also helped a lot as:
1- He had a nice house 10 minutes from the beach
2- a car
3- He knows the local spots
4- He's a great wingman

Eventhough tourists haven't arrived in hordes yet, nightlife was quite active. We went to small spots where you can dance samba, we went to beach parties and even to some student party.
I don't know how I would have done if I was by myself on the island. I remember that one night I had to cancel a date with a girl because she lived on the other side of the island and my friend couldn't give me a lift. I didn't bother with a taxi especially that were so many other options available.

I also got flaked on by two girls. I knew that was quite common already by reading from other forum members' experiences here, so I wasn't overly surprised, but its always frustrating.

Floripa also offer wonderful trails for hiking.
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Long trip report: 3 months in South America

Quote: (07-23-2014 07:26 AM)Branimir Wrote:  

So to sum it up: pretend to be french when you're travelling South America.

It worked for me, not that I pretended, but I got very positive reactions even from random people, like on a bus, people ask me where I'm from and when I say France, I always got smiles and "Que lindo" from women.

Ironically, when I was in Bolivia in February (it was summer time for Argentinians and due to the poor state of their currency, many go to nearby and cheap Bolivia), Bolivians asked me f I was from Argentina, as I look fairly Italian.
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