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10-31-2014, 09:39 AM
An easy, cheap costume idea I did a few years back was a cheating husband.
All you have to do is wear some slacks/khakis with a button down shirt (preferably an old one). Keep your belt undone, pull your shirt tail through the fly in your pants, mess your hair up, and get a girl to kiss your neck/ collar with lipstick.
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10-31-2014, 11:00 AM
If I had more time id pull off Jian. I wouldn't want to blow money on a shitty Ravens jersey to be Ray Rice but I'm all 100% for trolling with inflammatory shit on Halloween. If I had a fat suit I'd be a SJW and just wear a blue wig and walk around with a box of cupcakes all night.
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10-31-2014, 11:58 AM
My buddy is going as a traffic cone. 100% chance he's getting laid as the absurdity fits perfectly with his personality
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10-31-2014, 03:11 PM
I'm a cheesy pickup line.
I have 3 hotwheels pickup trucks in a line sitting on cutouts of a Kraft Mac n Cheese box fastened to a thin 12" piece of wood that I'll hang around my neck.
Thought of it yesterday after work. Cheap, easy, intriguing (the "What are you?" factor), and funny.
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11-01-2014, 07:04 AM
Hell, I was the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 today. I got all kinds of compliments from it. If you have the body type for it (moderately muscular or at least toned) then you're all set.
It's also a costume that you can build from standard clothing, too:
1 red shirt
1 tan/brown vest
1 pair of brown pants
1 pair of brown shoes
Slap the TF2 Sniper insignia on your shoulders and you're generally set from a basic standpoint.
Here's where it gets a little odd and where I like to add the detail to get the full look:
1 brown Australian hat (with one side curved upward)
1 pair of sunglasses (with the lenses having that yellowish tint)
1 arrow quiver with a sling (I use this since I can be the Huntsman version of the Sniper without having to deal with the police left-and-right)
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