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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

BERLIN (AP) — An American exchange student who got stuck in a giant vagina sculpture was freed by firefighters in southwestern Germany.

Tuebingen fire service official Markus Mozer said Monday that the young man slipped as he tried to climb into the stone sculpture to pose for a photo.

He couldn't free himself, so the fire service was called. Four firefighters eased him out of the sculpture.

The incident happened on Friday and the student's name wasn't released.

Mozer says no damage was done to the sculpture, created by Peruvian-born artist Fernando de la Jara.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/vagina...us-student
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

Best comment: "Happens to me all the time..."
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

Quote: (06-24-2014 10:33 AM)Sugar Wrote:  

Best comment: "Happens to me all the time..."

Must have been posted by Lindy West's boyfriend.

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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

One of the stupidest examples of modern art there is. There's nothing original, creative or admirable about this piece of junk or its author.

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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

Snatched by a snatch.
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

Can we blame him? No one ever really wants to pull out.

Had to call for help? What a huge pussy.

Fire department helped him ease out? Fancy words for doing nothing. All they did was provide lip service.

Proper foreplay could have prevented this calamity.

Well that stinks.

There's something fishy about this story.

He's intimately invulva'd with that statue.

Fire department had to snatch him out of there.

I cunt believe this is a real news story.

OK I'm done now.
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany





If only you knew how bad things really are.
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

His face says: It was worth it!

[Image: vaginasquare.jpg]

She go crazy, is hamster!
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

Quote: (07-02-2014 11:13 AM)Don Juan Tenorio Wrote:  

His face says: It was worth it!

[Image: vaginasquare.jpg]

Admit it—that's pretty funny
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

He just wanted to find out what white pussy felt like.

Brings new meaning to "foot job."

I would have a hard time getting "off" with a vagina of that size, too.

Now I know what they mean by "balls deep."

He didn't want to get throat cancer.

I'm the King of Beijing!
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Giant Vagina Sculpture Traps US Student in Germany

Kid needed some Pussy Control





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Quote: (02-11-2019 05:10 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  
I take pussy how it comes -but I do now prefer it shaved low at least-you cannot eat what you cannot see.
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