[Dagonet]

Pretty much every girl I've ever met has been obsessed with things a psychic told her. As emotional creatures, women are particularly susceptible to believing a psychic is truly able to "know" things about her, and make predictions about her life. But some of the things girls have told me they heard from psychics stand out above the rest.

What funny shit have girls told you a psychic said to them?

I'll go first:

"A psychic told me my cat and I knew each other in a past life, in Paris. That's why he and I have such an amazing connection. And we both love French things."

"An Indian man in a turban stopped me on the street and told me the man I was dating was sleeping with other women! And I deserved better." (about me - we're still together lol)

"The psychic knew my exact birthday!" (she admitted she told him her astrological sign first, but insisted he got her bday on the first try after)

"He said the man I love has knee problems! How could he know that??" (my knee hurts once in a while after a workout. I guess that counts...)

[Days of Broken Arrows]

This is also a great jumping off point to lure women into bed. In the same way a lot of women want to believe in psychics, they want to believe in magical "connections" with men. Neil Strauss calls their love of astrology and things like that "chick crack."

They like to believe there is some mystical hand of fate guiding all their interactions, whether it's their cat in their past life or some guy they met at Wal-Mart in this one.

Digression: this is yet another reason women are put off by men being too aggressive (something I was discussing on this thread). They want to be guided, not pushed; when you push too hard it's like revealing the magician's trick.

So, how can you help that aforementioned "mystical hand of fate" to help you along? Meet them, do a bit of research online, then when you talk to them again bring up things you "just happen" to like.

Presto! All of a sudden you become the psychic but with a sexual edge ("I never clicked this way before with a guy!").

[boycottamericanwomen]

Women are indeed much easier to manipulate using magic, spirituality, psychic, etc. I'm actually in the process of setting up a site for spirituality and I am going to only be targeting women with it.

Maybe you guys could help me come up with a good catch phrase for the site that specifically appeals to women? Something like "Learn how to get in harmony with your spiritual energy and get in touch with your soul" and then the link. Any suggestions?

[Mage]

The most funny thing is that if a woman has no clue how you got info about her (even trough it is everywhere on net or they wear it on the sleeve in many other ways, but they still have no clue) then you are the sexy physic whom she wants. But if she knows how you got info about her then you are a creepy stalker. Women want to live in darkness and be firmly led to sensory experiences while blindfolded.

[xxMarco]

Damn just overheard a conversation today between 2 girls about a psychic.
It went something like this:
"Brook went to a psychic because she hasn't dated anyone since Jeff. She's looking for the one. The psychic told her to wear pink. That her match will notice her when she's wearing pink. So now Brooke wears pink all the time, pink nails, heels, or a pink shirt."

Now imagine if you're a guy gaming her and drop the line, hey I noticed you in your bright pink nails, heels, shirt, etc.

Guaranteed lay

[Mage]

(06-20-2014 04:33 AM)xxMarco Wrote:  

Damn just overheard a conversation today between 2 girls about a psychic. It went something like this: "Brook went to a psychic because she hasn't dated anyone since Jeff. She's looking for the one. The psychic told her to wear pink. That her match will notice her when she's wearing pink. So now Brooke wears pink all the time, pink nails, heels, or a pink shirt."

Now imagine of you're a guy gaming her and drop the line, hey I noticed you in your bright pink nails, heels, shirt, etc.

Guaranteed lay

I need a wing man to open a physic saloon. One of us will be a psychic and another one will wear a fuzzy hat and we will change roles from time to time. As a hot girl walks into the saloon the psychic secretly takes her photo will tell her: "Today you must drive home by bus and there you will meet a man in a fuzzy hat. He will be the best man you ever meet and will give you most pleasure ever. But you will only be able to keep him around if you listen to my advice every month and bring another young women to my saloon every month. Then she goes out of saloon and psychic sends the photo to a man in bus wearing the fuzzy hat. The fuzzy hat man approaches and - boom - a fateful encounter occurs.

[funkyzeit]

I once got shitfaced and approached a sad girl by walking past her, turning around in shock and telling her "Don't get me wrong, but I dreamed this exact same scene last night, you were sad about your parent or something". Turned out her mother wasn't well and she had to be on that party because she was a promoter. She was shocked and asked me how is it possible, must be some "higher force". Got a blowjob but no bang.

[Truth Teller]

Psychics= cold reading.

Any competent game practitioner can be a decent psychic. When you make very general statements that are true about 99% of the population, you can appear to be psychic as well.

For example, a sensation tells me that most of us go to sleep when it's dark outside and wake up when it's light outside.

[Mage]

(06-20-2014 10:12 AM)Truth Teller Wrote:  

Psychics= cold reading.

Any competent game practitioner can be a decent psychic. When you make very general statements that are true about 99% of the population, you can appear to be psychic as well.

For example, a sensation tells me that most of us go to sleep when it's dark outside and wake up when it's light outside.

But not on frydays and saturdays!

[scorpion]

(06-20-2014 02:18 AM)Dagonet Wrote:  

"An Indian man in a turban stopped me on the street and told me the man I was dating was sleeping with other women! And I deserved better."

Advanced IRT day game recognized.

[AnonymousBosch]

(06-20-2014 10:12 AM)Truth Teller Wrote:  

Psychics= cold reading.

Any competent game practitioner can be a decent psychic. When you make very general statements that are true about 99% of the population, you can appear to be psychic as well.

For example, a sensation tells me that most of us go to sleep when it's dark outside and wake up when it's light outside.

A girl I was seeing told me about the psychic she was seeing whenever she passed through town, every six months or so.

"I wanted her to ask my grandmother if she was angry at me for breaking her mug that played 'Daisy-Belle' when I was small."

The concerns of women. *shrug*.

Six months later, she's describing her latest session, and I said "Sounds like a con."

The hamster fired up. "No, she's psychic! She was reaching out to the spirits, and she said 'I hear a song'. Then she started singing 'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do'. My grandmother had a mug that played that. How could she possibly have known?"

I bit my tongue. All a psychic has to do is wait for their marks to do a lap of the goldfish bowl before seeing them again.