[mandatoryhoes]

Was couch surfing around bali last month and I swear this young 19 year old host (6/10) only banged me because I had a macbook , she also told me that she would sleep with steve jobs if he was still alive.

Another friend in bkk sayed he was sure a local girl was sleeping with him so she could play with his ipad.

Also a friend in bejing tells me his mandarin tutor saw he had a new top of the line macbook air and she instantly went into heat......

Anyone experience anything like this or am I trippin?

[DirectDanger]

You Trippin.

[Bushido]

i have a mac, ipad and iphone. no wonder japanese girls are begging to suck my cock.

[Suits]

For Chinese women, Apple products are a huge status symbol. The ones in their twenties will spend most of the money they earn on iPhones.

[Skye]

Ditto on dreambig. Suits you down to host me?

[boycottamericanwomen]

(06-17-2014 10:40 PM)mandatoryhoes Wrote:  

Was couch surfing around bali last month and I swear this young 19 year old host (6/10) only banged me because I had a macbook , she also told me that she would sleep with steve jobs if he was still alive.

You just made me laugh my ass off, dude. I don't know if you're trolling but thanks for the laugh.