[simondice]

As a thing of life, you'll find all sorts of people in this world. For the purposes of this thread, I want to focus on angry boyfriends.

Now, I've had guys initiate fights with me, angrily using their girl's phone to tell me to back off and insecurities from them having fights with their girlfriend because of me (usually after I've already banged them and he's in "suspicion" ). Now I have some good stories, but I'm a boy in terms of game and I want to hear some good stories from people here. Floor's open.

[Goldmund]

Its a gleaming green light when I am out and a girl tells me that she is upset with her boyfriend. I usually say 'well lets not think about it too much and have a good time'. Then just proceed from there. Don't bring him up again. Easy pickings. Great thing is, she doesn't really care about seeing you again...so its a perfect recipe for a one nighter.

Just yesterday I was making out within minutes with a girl who had a pout on her face because she was having a fight with her boyfriend. I asked 'why the sad face?'. She told me and then I said 'chin up' and touched her chin and started dancing a bit with her.

[LaserBear]

Not angry, but clueless boyfriend yeah.
Vegan chick i met at a club had a friend drive her 30 minutes to see me the next night...
She stayed at my place, we fuck as soon as we walk in then start drinking with my roommates.
Next morning same friend picks her up.

That friend was her boyfriend.
She had made a special effort to not add my FB or tell me her last name (subtle about both but i noticed), and that I didn't see her dropped off or picked up.

Roommates saw though, and confirmed when I finally found him through her Facebook after guessing the last name.

Never heard from her again, dude probably has no clue his christian college vegan chick is a club slut.

[simondice]

(06-08-2014 05:03 PM)LaserBear Wrote:  

Not angry, but clueless boyfriend yeah.
Vegan chick i met at a club had a friend drive her 30 minutes to see me the next night...
She stayed at my place, we fuck as soon as we walk in then start drinking with my roommates.
Next morning same friend picks her up.

That friend was her boyfriend.
She had made a special effort to not add my FB or tell me her last name (subtle about both but i noticed), and that I didn't see her dropped off or picked up.

Roommates saw though, and confirmed when I finally found him through her Facebook after guessing the last name.

Never heard from her again, dude probably has no clue his christian college vegan chick is a club slut.

That's insane, I'm curious to see what kinda game you ran on her.

[ddjembe mutombo]

I was doing a group project during my senior year of college. My group consisted of a frat dude, a standard extroverted player, a quiet hottie, and myself. We all knew this hottie had a boyfriend because she sat next to him in class, but none of us cared. During our group meetings the two guys would hit on this girl the whole time while I acted completely disinterested in her. As the semester progressed I started bumping into her in the bars and talking to her. She would give me constant shit tests like "Should I fuck Andrew or Dalton?", to which I would respond with "Both... at the same time." As well as, "My roommate Sarah really needs to be fucked, will you do it?", to which I would respond with "No. I'm more interested in Andrew and Dalton". Finally after running into each other a couple times in the bars we started going home together to "hang out" where we would just hook up for hours.

A couple weeks in her boyfriend somehow catches on and starts texting me on her phone while acting like he is her. Bullshit like "I'm can't do this anymore, I love my boyfriend too much." To which I would respond "Cool story. I'll see you around." Then the guy started spotting me in bars and would come over and say shit like "Hey man! She doesn't want to see you anymore!". and "If you don't leave her alone then I am going to have to get involved!." I'd just look at him, smile, and say "Alright!" and walk away every time. This went on for the rest of the semester until I moved out of college.

[simondice]

Here's one. I didn't get the bang but fucking with the angry boyfriend's hamster was too much.

So I saw this really cute girl on campus walking, she had her hair wet and she was carrying some backpack. I ran direct game with her, and then proceeded to tease her, have fun with her, but alas she pulled the "I have a boyfriend" line, even though she was fairly smitten by me. The crazy thing is I was tripping on acid that day when I ran game with her (No visuals, just the mild effects, ended up getting laid that day with some other girl ). Fast forward 5 months later, I run into her in the club, but I didn't recognize her. I begin running game with her when she stops me and says

Her: "Hey, I know you"
Me: "Really? You seem like the perfect stranger to me"
Her: " Oh shut up, you know who I am. Your name is Simon and you're from so and so"
Me: bewilderment "You're good, I must have made quite an impression on you (wink). What's your name again?"
Her: "I'm (whatever her name was) and I'm still very much in love with my boyfriend (smiling).
Me: "Well I'm still not jealous and I don't mind sharing you with him"
Boyfriend: "But I do"

Her boyfriend, a 6'4 dude with an athletic build was standing right behind me, just watching the whole interaction. I'll be honest, I was a little intimidated by him. He had a angry look on his face and he was fairly pissed with me.
I wasn't pleased by this, so I decided to fuck with his mind and eject as gracefully as I can.
I look at him and say:

Me: "Let me tell you something, your girlfriend is a good girl. She has stopped my advances, not once, but apparently twice. I'm sure she told you all about the first time I hit on her"
Her: " No, she didn't"
Me: "That's crazy, I couldn't remember her name but she remembered mine. Anyway good luck to you both"

I check them out later, and I saw what looked like a fairly intense fight over trust and issues they had. He even pulled her out of the club so they could continue fighting in private while she was in tears. Apparently he was the jealous type

[MY DETROIT PLAYAS]

Used to know a girl who told me up front that her bf was incarcerated

Still would invite me over late night for food/drinks and perverted sex

One time as I was hitting her in the shower, he called only to get the vm, she didn't panic at all. Keep sucking away.

Fast forward a month later, I'm pumping gas and look up to see some meathead mean mugging me. After glancing at the car, I realize it was said chick and her newly released bf pulling up to the pump across from me.

Meathead: Man, you know my girl or sumthin'? She been staring at you this whole time like ya'll know each other.
MDP: Nah dude, I don't know her
Whorish GF : *SQUIRMING* - I told you I didn't know him, stop it
Meathead: Just checking
MDP: Aight

[rudebwoy]

^ Classic

I assume you are in Dtown!

[kaotic]

Here's a classic "your GF's a whore bro" story:

We hired this girl at a skate shop I worked at, probably a 8 body, 6.5 face. Just moved to town from up north california.

Everyone at the shop ended up going to the movies that night and we pregame at my house. We head to the movies and halfway through the movie I'm making out with this girl. We end up at home, all she's left with is a thong on, I didn't know what LMR was back then and failed her shit test.

Eventually I end up fucking her a few times, body was banging but she wasn't the greatest fuck. Anyways this one time I wanted to hang but she said her "uncle" was picking her up from our work. I see this 25ish year old dude in a truck waiting outside for her, turns out it was her BF from up north visiting. I just laughed and played dumb. I ended up fucking her again after that.

But that's not the best part, eventually she got fired, got some dweeb of a boyfriend, we lost touch and I was doing my thing. She texts me a few times and I ignore it. Finally she texts me and we hangout, I take her to a bar. She damn wells know I know she's got a BF, hell her mom calls, I grab the phone from her and tell her she's got a lovely daughter and deserves way better than that dweeb, her mom laughs and says just don't get in trouble.

We pound patron, bounce to her pad have the drunkest sex I've ever had, raw dog and nut in her, and she throws up as we finish lol. I carry her to bed...then I hear a fucking knock on her door. Obviously I don't answer it, the broad tells me "oh shit my BF is here". Great I think, I'm gonna have to fight this dude.

She doesn't want drama and walk out to the backyard, where a great dane and bullmastiff greet me, scared me shitless for a second, but walk past them and jump over the wall....where I feel on my ass into deep brush.

I hear screaming and fighting between the BF and the girl. The bro hears the commotion runs around the house and says "come out ! I fucking hear you bro, I can see you" I almost popped up out of the bushes but decided to just book it.

I run all the way up the street see these kids...looking high out of their minds eating outside by their car. I say no questions here's 20, just get me out of here right now. They get in the car I tell them the story and they're dying. I end up buying them booze and they drive me back. I sneak into my car, then realize I don't even have the keys, the kids throw them into my window, turn the engine over and peel out.

The BF hears it and runs after the truck (apparently his truck was parked right in front of mine almost blocking me in). This dude is TINY ! lol !

Anyways I call the cops cause I'm worried for the girl (beta move back then) cop calls me back, the female officer says, yeah she's just drunk, this was her fault, she's just young and doesn't know what she wants, I flirt with the cop and say yeah, I usually go for older women.

Anyways a few months later she texts me again, turns out she's pregnant with her BF's child and move to North Carolina. The timeline of her pregnancy could possibly make me the dad but I doubt it. The poor dude moved out there, only to break up with her.

TL;DR Banged coworker> over a span of 2 boyfriends> great story> got pregnant 10% chance it was mine> sluts are gonna slut

[MY DETROIT PLAYAS]

(06-09-2014 11:25 AM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

^ Classic

I assume you are in Dtown!

Yes sir!

[HonantheBarbarian]

Oh man.. this thread

[LaserBear]

(06-08-2014 05:12 PM)simondice Wrote:  

(06-08-2014 05:03 PM)LaserBear Wrote:  

Not angry, but clueless boyfriend yeah.
Vegan chick i met at a club had a friend drive her 30 minutes to see me the next night...
She stayed at my place, we fuck as soon as we walk in then start drinking with my roommates.
Next morning same friend picks her up.

That friend was her boyfriend.
She had made a special effort to not add my FB or tell me her last name (subtle about both but i noticed), and that I didn't see her dropped off or picked up.

Roommates saw though, and confirmed when I finally found him through her Facebook after guessing the last name.

Never heard from her again, dude probably has no clue his christian college vegan chick is a club slut.

That's insane, I'm curious to see what kinda game you ran on her.

Vegan (age 19 or 20) was at the club with her less attractive but 21+ friend, looking bored standing on the outskirts of the dancefloor.

Walked up, addressed the unattractive one with "What are you girls doing looking bored at the club? Cmon now" then acted like I'd just noticed the cute one's underage wrist band and pointed at it saying, "Oh, I see why you're looking bored... youngster." turned to the older friend and finished it with, "Nice of you to take your little sister out with you." and a big teasing grin.

This got vegan girl on the defensive asking me for a drink since my wrist was 21+ (I'm not for another month, but my wrist always is), I say how bout we dance instead to separate her from friend, dance for a minute then shuttle her off to a table and wait for shot girls to come by us.

Started trading stories and it was just too easy, girl and me had insanely similar pasts. We spent the whole night doing shots and trading stories. Lives were creepily similar, to the point it almost felt staged.
She always skirted last name and facebook add questions so I just laid off it and figured I'd wait it out and figure out why on my own.

Ends up older friend was married or engaged or something and cock blocked last minute by refusing to drive her to my place (poor logistical planning on my part led to this, hadn't planned on going out that night).
But, she came over next day, so no harm no foul

Just standard game for taking one from a group combined with some lucky breaks on similar interests and life stories.
Infiltrate, conversate, separate, inebriate, fornicate.

[WestIndianArchie]

Too many.

Way before I knew about game, I was dating my first love. Ahh the good old days..

She had a really scary ex boyfriend from high school who absolutely could not live without her. He'd stalk. He'd come by her apartment. All sorts of stuff.

Now I think of me and him had to fight, I would have won on gp, but I'm definitely a lover and not a fighter.

So one night I'm chilling with this chick, and her house phone rings. (Do you kids know what a house phone is?)

It's old boy, mad as hell that his ex has moved on.

She hands me the phone

"Talk to him"

It's funny that this night would start a trend in my life, but I took the phone.

I talked to that dude for at least an hour. Drawing him out, listening to his pain, getting him to vent, little by little he just came apart at the seams. Meanwhile my girlfriend and her roommate were just looking at me like I was some sort of circus freak. They couldn't actually believe what was happening. This wolverine was becoming a little kitten.

He didn't fuck with them after that, and that girl took my virginity that weekend.

I've seen far worse, dudes calling me talking about they can't control their girl, cats throwing their wives down stairs, getting confronted on the street..., trunks being popped, mean mugs at the club.

But that first dude, threatening my life, hers, her roomie.. never in my life did I think anything could push a man like that.

Now I know better. Oh what motivates man, men, woman, and the extent to which they'll throw it all away.

WIA

[Foolsgo1d]

(06-08-2014 05:55 PM)simondice Wrote:  

I check them out later, and I saw what looked like a fairly intense fight over trust and issues they had. He even pulled her out of the club so they could continue fighting in private while she was in tears. Apparently he was the jealous type

Nah sorry I dont buy this line and I see it way too much around here and these same people wonder where the haters come from.

This might be seen as rationalisation on my behalf but it has never happened to me so hear me out.

This guy is good looking, built and tall. For all he knows he has his girl down on lock only to see some guy slip a wild card into the mix and have his woman go AWOL in her mind and lets be honest here, you have seen plenty of men ignore blatant tells when his woman his fucking someone else or wants to.

This guy took notice of his GFs willingness to keep things on the down-low and had good reason to want answers.

Men on here constantly lament the behaviour of women causing good men to be locked up, broken or killed and this sort of thing is the opposite of that.

I dont see how fucking with another mans woman is anything more than an ego stroke on your behalf, you can end up dead or seriously injured. Is pussy worth that much?


/hamster

[Windom Earle]

Started a relationship with a girl at work (I know, stupid idea)...but she's Russian, 24 y/o (at the time) and drop dead gorgeous, and I couldn't resist.

This was before I learnt any semblance of game either, which makes it all the more anomalous.

Anyway, when we got together, she was in the country on a spousal visa, so was in a relationship with a guy who was literally her "sponsor".

She'd make idle chit chat with me in the morning before work officially started. It got to the stage where she was driving me home too, which was conveniently on the way to her parents' holiday house who were on permanent vacation year round by the way - retired early and would spend 3 months at a time in different locales around the world, extremely wealthy due to daddy's involvement with the KGB, but I digress.

Effectively, she was gaming me, since she was making all the moves. I put this down to her bisexuality, coupled with her nympho tendencies...exacerbated by her sociopathic personality disorder, which I would later come to discover.

Shit was getting serious and we were really into each other. If you've ever experienced that oxytocin rush of pair bonding, this was it, on some hyper level. It kind of helped that she fucked and sucked like a porn star too (whilst absolutely looking the part), so it made it incredibly easy for me to fall into her honey trap.

Anyway, we moved into her parents' holiday house when they split for one of their other exotic locations. Her "sponsor" was none too happy.

She didn't mention that he had a key to the house. During the first few days of moving in together, whilst we were at work, he removed all my stuff from the house, and threw it out onto the driveway. One of these items was my beloved Martin acoustic, not cheap either. I was sure I was going to see it in pieces when I got home, but thankfully the case is sturdy enough that it survived intact. Just lucky he didn't take it out of its case, phew.

This cuckolded idiot then put everything back where he got it from, at the behest of the Russian girl. Had to laugh at that. Fun times...for 8 months at least.

[The Beast1]

Ugh, stories like this make me nauseous. I always get the impression that i'll meet a girl that somehow presses all of the buttons right and then goes and succubines away with some other guy all under my nose.

Greatest fear.

[iamdegaussed]

there's a girl from high school that has cheated on four separate bfs with me. One of them was fairly crazy, and he pretended to be her over instant messenger. I thought it was her being a bitch, so I said something along lines of "stop being a bitch" and he switches to his own IM name and reams me out for "calling his girl a bitch"

real whacko shit there. he wanted to kill me, I told him a fake address to show up at but I don't think he did anything.

[simondice]

(06-11-2014 05:30 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

(06-08-2014 05:55 PM)simondice Wrote:  

I check them out later, and I saw what looked like a fairly intense fight over trust and issues they had. He even pulled her out of the club so they could continue fighting in private while she was in tears. Apparently he was the jealous type

I dont see how fucking with another mans woman is anything more than an ego stroke on your behalf, you can end up dead or seriously injured. Is pussy worth that much?


/hamster

I'm not the type who runs game and retreats with my tail between my legs. I don't really care if the boyfriend is there or not, I'm taking a shot. If he really had a girl on lock, he would have laugh at my innocent comment, but he is an insecure bitch who needs to man up, learn game, and not take it out on his girl. Self-amusement is not an ego stroke (most times) but it makes one hell of a story.

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[runsonmagic]

While traveling, I asked a girl I'd just met and was hooking up with if I could film us having sex. She said yes.

After leaving town she repeatedly texted me for a copy of the tape. She was turned on by it, and wanted to masturbate to it (or at least, that's what she told me). I said no. There's no way I'm releasing video of me having sex over the internet to some random.

A couple weeks later, I woke up to a text message from HER BOYFRIEND asking for me to send it to her. This was the exact text, I swear to god:

Quote:

Hey this is [girl's name]'s boyfriend. She woke up crying in the middle of the night because apparently you guys made a "video" together and won't let her have a copy. She is super upset and she just wants you to share it with her. I don't know what you guys did before I just don't want her upset about it. So guy to guy can you please just email it to her so she stops stressing over it? Thanks man

I died laughing. How do you respond to that? I never wrote him back.

[simondice]

(06-11-2014 11:24 AM)runsonmagic Wrote:  

Quote:

Hey this is [girl's name]'s boyfriend. She woke up crying in the middle of the night because apparently you guys made a "video" together and won't let her have a copy. She is super upset and she just wants you to share it with her. I don't know what you guys did before I just don't want her upset about it. So guy to guy can you please just email it to her so she stops stressing over it? Thanks man

That's crazy. We should make a clueless boyfriend's thread. This is Olympic level blindness.

[simondice]

(06-11-2014 08:05 AM)frenchie Wrote:  

Ugh, stories like this make me nauseous. I always get the impression that i'll meet a girl that somehow presses all of the buttons right and then goes and succubines away with some other guy all under my nose.

Greatest fear.

Most people are complete pussies. I used to have that fear, but 9.9/10 times is really unfounded because most people don't want to rock the status quo. Worst thing they'll do is yell "Hey, stop hitting on my girl". The really crazy ones would fight with you for less significant stuff, like looking at her direction, but unless you're in a really shitty part of town, I don't see why this would happen.

[kinjutsu]

I have a few to share with the group.

About 3 years ago i randomly met a cute spinner asian girl (viet/chinese mix) on the bus. Turns out she lived a few stops past my place. Hoodini bobs and all. Easily top 5 hottest girls.
Her "bf" was some mid-level guy in my city's asian gang. Like drive-by and drug dealing type of shit. I don't think she was fucking him and was holding out for marriage.
She would come over during the week after school to fuck. A majority of the time while she was giving me head she would tell me to respond to him over text so he wouldn't get crazy and start calling her non-stop till she picked up. For as hard as this dude was on the outside he was softer than a marshmallow on the inside.
I ended things because i ran into her at a night club one night and his entire crew was there (20+ asian dudes) and she couldn't keep from staring at me. His friends noticed and brought it to his attention then he came over to me trying to intimidate me (5'6 skinny asian guys vs. 6'3 200 pound black guy). I said whats up and bought him a shot and left right after.
She blew up my phone that night saying how turned on she was by me and how i handled her bf. I just ignored her texts from that day forward. No amount of pussy is worth getting killed for or having your house shot up over.

Around the same time period i was working in a clothing store during school.
We had a new hire that i had to train since the manager was always super lazy.
A lot of my job consisted of having to be in the back stock room all the time. We always had the same shift due to me training her. I knew she was feeling me so, but i didn't wanna fuck things up at work and never did anything about it. Eventually she quits and i find out she lives in my area. I see her at the store and invite her over to video games and movies. We bang the rest of the day and all night and the rest of the next day. While she was sleeping i hear a buzzing from a phone, i find her phone and it turns out some dude named "chazz" has called her 37 times.
I check her texts and see a fuckton from him as well as nudes to and from a whole bunch of other dudes. She later tells me that chazz is her bf/roommate.
I just laughed at the poor guy who doesn't realize that his girl is the town bicycle.