[BootNootly]

It sounds like a parody, or something you might dream up when imagining the later stages of blue pill mania, but no, this is for real.

NBC Nightly News today ran a glowing profile of a charity run by betas in Northern California called Serve A Little, whose SOLE PURPOSE is to do free work and donate stuff for single moms.

The group's homepage has pop-up ad seeking volunteer auto mechanics adorned with a picture of a trim MILF showing just a little cleavage.

The White Knights have really got their act together now and are going to get all the head-pats they deserve.

Report here:
http://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/grou...ts-n114841

Org's website here:
http://servealittle.org/

[Basil Ransom]

Start banging one of these girls, and get free service from white knights. Park your car at her place, and have her get it serviced. White Knight Power!

[Jukes]

I think the White Knights are actually winning in this case.

[caracal]

How many of these 'white knights' are actually red pillers in disguise who have found an easy way to get laid by single mums? Game recognised.

[vinman]

The first chick they showed was a fatty.

[BootNootly]

(05-26-2014 09:09 PM)caracal Wrote:  

How many of these 'white knights' are actually red pillers in disguise who have found an easy way to get laid by single mums? Game recognised.

Doing husband shitwork up front is an easy way to something, but it ain't getting laid.

[cowboy]

(05-26-2014 09:09 PM)caracal Wrote:  

How many of these 'white knights' are actually red pillers in disguise who have found an easy way to get laid by single mums? Game recognised.

Yea, reminds me of Bill Murray in the Movie Kingpin.Volunteers to help hot single moms and its talking about his work on a charitable organization commercial. Love it when the little kids on the commercial talk about how he "always seems to be there first thing in the morning." Then Murray says "sometimes if you give a little you get so much more" while he has a huge grin clutching a super hot MILF on each arm. Gotta love it!

The Link is below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR7HcqsBOdg

[caracal]

(05-26-2014 09:38 PM)BootNootly Wrote:  

(05-26-2014 09:09 PM)caracal Wrote:  

How many of these 'white knights' are actually red pillers in disguise who have found an easy way to get laid by single mums? Game recognised.

Doing husband shitwork up front is an easy way to something, but it ain't getting laid.

I'll have to disagree with you.

Logistics - perfect. You're already at her place.

Let's say you're doing some yard work. You're getting sweaty, if you've got any sort of physique you may be wearing a singlet. As long as the single mum isn't getting dicked by another guy at that very moment, there's an 80% chance she's looking out the window at you (my fantasies would say looking out the window at you while fingering her wet pussy, but that's just me) You finish the work and she asks you why you do this, and you tell her some sob story about how you were the child of a single mother and she struggled to raise you. Her kid(s) is(are) at school. She offers you a beer. You ask if you can take a shower as you've got a change of clothes handy and you have to be somewhere in an hour and a half. If you can't convert that into a bang, I'd be worried. It's the perfect organisation for a RooshV'er to infiltrate.

Don't spend any money on her, but if you have time on your hands assistance in-kind... go for it.

* This is all assuming the single mother is not a land-whale - which a lot of probably will be - but them's the risks.

[Fathom]

Just as an aside, this thread reminded me... Last week I'm walking down Fifth avenue. Nice day, people everywhere. Tourists, suits, the usual. Suddenly, mid-stride, a middle-aged woman with a baby stroller coming from the opposite direction accosts me with, "Excuse me, sir?" I knew from the tone of voice I shouldn't have paused, it had that cloying, desperate sound to it. But I'm a human being, so I instinctively turn my head and slow my pace.

"I'm a single mom with four kids, I was wondering if you could..."

Fuck that, I turned around.

This freaked me out. She wasn't sitting on the sidewalk begging. What the hell is this? She just walks down the street awkwardly addressing people who are in an obvious rush AND walking in the opposite direction from her? Maybe she was sick in the head, but boy, there was just something about this that disgusted me. I didn't even have the heart to blurt out the first thing that came to my mind, which was, "You should've thought about this after you had the first."

Sorry, don't mean to derail the thread but I just want to vent a little here. Also that "sir." "Excuse me, sir?" This fake, omnipresent fucking "sir" that's taken over the low class uneducated community college dropout trash that compose the wasted humanity that is the average American dolt. What is it with this shit? They call you "sir" as if they're saying "fuck you," but somehow expect you to feel a twinge of embarrassment because of how overly polite they were? "Hello, how may I help you, SIR?" Fuck you, bitch. Don't fucking condescend to me if you don't speak it with honesty, you fucking fool. I hate this artificial "sir" bullshit and wish it would go away. A very interesting blogger dude made a post about this once, worth reading if you observe this kind of stuff.

http://akinokure.blogspot.com/2013/09/si...ister.html

Anyway, I'm done. Geez, so tired of this place.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(05-26-2014 10:10 PM)caracal Wrote:  

I'll have to disagree with you.

Logistics - perfect. You're already at her place.

Let's say you're doing some yard work. You're getting sweaty, if you've got any sort of physique you may be wearing a singlet. As long as the single mum isn't getting dicked by another guy at that very moment, there's an 80% chance she's looking out the window at you (my fantasies would say looking out the window at you while fingering her wet pussy, but that's just me) You finish the work and she asks you why you do this, and you tell her some sob story about how you were the child of a single mother and she struggled to raise you. Her kid(s) is(are) at school. She offers you a beer. You ask if you can take a shower as you've got a change of clothes handy and you have to be somewhere in an hour and a half. If you can't convert that into a bang, I'd be worried. It's the perfect organisation for a RooshV'er to infiltrate.

That's the problem, you're imagining that it's a smooth handsome devil with lots of game finding himself in such a situation. How many members of this white knight group are like that? They are far more likely to be soft, doughy hipsters who will ask a woman with trepidation if they can kiss her, if they ever make a move at all.

[Mage]

(05-26-2014 10:10 PM)caracal Wrote:  

(05-26-2014 09:38 PM)BootNootly Wrote:  

(05-26-2014 09:09 PM)caracal Wrote:  

How many of these 'white knights' are actually red pillers in disguise who have found an easy way to get laid by single mums? Game recognised.

Doing husband shitwork up front is an easy way to something, but it ain't getting laid.

I'll have to disagree with you.

Logistics - perfect. You're already at her place.

Let's say you're doing some yard work. You're getting sweaty, if you've got any sort of physique you may be wearing a singlet. As long as the single mum isn't getting dicked by another guy at that very moment, there's an 80% chance she's looking out the window at you (my fantasies would say looking out the window at you while fingering her wet pussy, but that's just me) You finish the work and she asks you why you do this, and you tell her some sob story about how you were the child of a single mother and she struggled to raise you. Her kid(s) is(are) at school. She offers you a beer. You ask if you can take a shower as you've got a change of clothes handy and you have to be somewhere in an hour and a half. If you can't convert that into a bang, I'd be worried. It's the perfect organisation for a RooshV'er to infiltrate.

Don't spend any money on her, but if you have time on your hands assistance in-kind... go for it.

* This is all assuming the single mother is not a land-whale - which a lot of probably will be - but them's the risks.

Dude, porn is not realistic, the porn movie scenarios work rarely in real life. I suggest you walk out and approach more.

[ElBorrachoInfamoso]

What would the equivalent female organization be?

A group of overweight spinsters giving out blowjobs to dudes who can't get laid.


These white knights are the perfect match for these single moms. Both are the losers of their sex.

[Mage]

(05-27-2014 04:33 AM)ElBorrachoInfamoso Wrote:  

What would the equivalent female organization be?

A group of overweight spinsters giving out blowjobs to dudes who can't get laid.


These white knights are the perfect match for these single moms. Both are the losers of their sex.

I am not so sure that these single mothers are losers.

Look what hey get:

Progeny - carriers for their genes. Check.
Alpha cock in various pump and dumps. Check.
Beta services trough this organization. Check.
White knight protection. Check.
Welfare from government even trough they have an army of betas helping them (more then a honest married woman who has only one man has). Check.

Not so bad compared to those very white knights who get no children, no sex, no welfare and no services.

[Dr. Howard]

what a crock of shit. My take, especially on the auto repair would be, "guess what, that single mom already got free money from child support and then free money from state support targeted at low income families and she chose to use NEITHER to fix her car. Now you can step in to fill the gap because she already spent her money that she should have used to fix the car on cigarettes, cheese balls and an iphone case"

Show me a single dad help site where they will fix his car so he can go to work, to make his child support and not be jailed and I'd be in.

[AntiTrace]

I would join in a heart beat under one condition: I could pick and choose which single moms to help.

I love single moms. Love them. THey are normally less bitchy and entitled than childless females in the same age bracket. You know they put out. They realize the financial constraints of having a kid and thus are more likely to use proper birth control (as long as she is not a crazy). Some of them are craving male attention.

But what I like the most is how busy they are. I can effectively put a single mom and a one night a week basis and not have her bitch about it. In fact shes happy she gets that one night off from parenting and is ready to cut loose and have fun, or just stay in have some drink and relax.

[LaCobra]

I would like to donate a box of condoms, to help those future single moms in the making

[heavy]

Totally agree with you AntiTrace, with one exception...stretch marks. They're disgusting.

[jamaicabound]

Im not opposed to charity or paying it forward. In the case of a mechanic oftentimes ehat they could do in ten minutes could save soneone in need hundreds or even thousands of dollars. Im sure there are some women truly in need. That said if i was volunteering my time for some women who has a new galaxy note, bmw and a pair of 300 dollar shoes id kick her the hell out. In my mind i dont care too much about the women but the kids who may be in a bad predicament due to nothing they did

[Rutting Elephant]

(05-26-2014 10:56 PM)Fathom Wrote:  

But I'm a human being, so I instinctively turn my head and slow my pace.
"I'm a single mom with four kids, I was wondering if you could..."
Fuck that, I turned around.
...
Anyway, I'm done. Geez, so tired of this place.

One of my fondest memories of living in NY was walking down Broadway and being accosted by a professional beggar I'd seen many times before. I must have picked my words undiplomatically that night - "Don't think so" - because he shouted as I walked away, "Bitch, you a faggot!" so loud that bystanders turned and looked. I laughed.

[Kabal]

(05-27-2014 08:28 AM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

I love single moms. Love them. THey are normally less bitchy and entitled than childless females in the same age bracket. You know they put out. They realize the financial constraints of having a kid and thus are more likely to use proper birth control (as long as she is not a crazy). Some of them are craving male attention.

But what I like the most is how busy they are. I can effectively put a single mom and a one night a week basis and not have her bitch about it. In fact shes happy she gets that one night off from parenting and is ready to cut loose and have fun, or just stay in have some drink and relax.

Agreed when viewed from a certain perspective, that you can get more "bang" (ha) for your buck with single moms; you can bang more/hotter single moms than childless girls with the same effort.

After all, single moms are self-selected for having a proclivity for aloof/non-committal men, and see a lower supply of suitors (thus boosting your price).

However, there is something about knowing that that body has already been defiled by incubating some other guy's spawn that makes me find single mothers disgusting.

I suppose it's evolution's way of making sure I don't invest my efforts/resources in some other male('s) bastard(s), knock up girls whose maternal efforts will be diversified father-wise, and/or have daughters who inherit slutty/low-impulse-control/high-discount-rate genetics.

[JohnKreese]

What are the chances that one of these guys pays out a ridiculous sum for some less-than-stellar work that he performs (for free of course) on one of these broads' cars? Broad gets in a crash, blames it on one of the volunteers, and he pays out the ass for it. I'll set the over at 95%

[la_mode]

Regardless of how beta these white knights are, provided they're straight - they're hoping this "help" will somehow translate into a bang.

[Surreyman]

(05-26-2014 10:56 PM)Fathom Wrote:  

Just as an aside, this thread reminded me... Last week I'm walking down Fifth avenue. Nice day, people everywhere. Tourists, suits, the usual. Suddenly, mid-stride, a middle-aged woman with a baby stroller coming from the opposite direction accosts me with, "Excuse me, sir?" I knew from the tone of voice I shouldn't have paused, it had that cloying, desperate sound to it. But I'm a human being, so I instinctively turn my head and slow my pace.

"I'm a single mom with four kids, I was wondering if you could..."

Fuck that, I turned around.

This freaked me out. She wasn't sitting on the sidewalk begging. What the hell is this? She just walks down the street awkwardly addressing people who are in an obvious rush AND walking in the opposite direction from her? Maybe she was sick in the head, but boy, there was just something about this that disgusted me. I didn't even have the heart to blurt out the first thing that came to my mind, which was, "You should've thought about this after you had the first."

Sorry, don't mean to derail the thread but I just want to vent a little here. Also that "sir." "Excuse me, sir?" This fake, omnipresent fucking "sir" that's taken over the low class uneducated community college dropout trash that compose the wasted humanity that is the average American dolt. What is it with this shit? They call you "sir" as if they're saying "fuck you," but somehow expect you to feel a twinge of embarrassment because of how overly polite they were? "Hello, how may I help you, SIR?" Fuck you, bitch. Don't fucking condescend to me if you don't speak it with honesty, you fucking fool. I hate this artificial "sir" bullshit and wish it would go away. A very interesting blogger dude made a post about this once, worth reading if you observe this kind of stuff.

http://akinokure.blogspot.com/2013/09/si...ister.html

Anyway, I'm done. Geez, so tired of this place.

Don't play it back over in your mind, dude.

Just a hoe out for some drugs money.

[funkyzeit]

They'll end up doing things for single moms' lovers, repairing their cars, buying them phones, supplements, gym memberships and even paying for abortions. Eventually they'll end up bitter and frustrated so they'll shut it down and come to sense. Or, like supreme gentlemen with BMWs, shoot them in a killing spree.

[AnonymousBosch]

(05-27-2014 04:17 AM)Mage Wrote:  

Dude, porn is not realistic, the porn movie scenarios work rarely in real life. I suggest you walk out and approach more.

This. A mate has a lawn mowing / gardening business and I've helped him out a couple of weekends when his off-siders has family emergencies. The Porn MILFS aren't there: they're just normal, boring women, the same way nurses don't look like they do in stroke mags.

I asked him once if he'd gotten much sex out of the job - considering he's 6ft4 and 100 kgs with a killer physique - but he said no, a few women had flirted over the years, but nothing attractive enough he'd want to hit it.

Makes sense to me. Anything hot would have a boyfriend or a beta orbiter to take care of anything she needed done instead of paying someone to do it.

The punchline - he doesn't mow his own lawns. The woman next door to him is his friend-zoned beta orbiter, and does it for him whenever she does her own when he's at work.