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05-13-2014, 01:44 PM
-10 Ways to Get Laid in Bloomfield, New Mexico
-5 Feminists Who will Never be Hot
-7 Reasons Why Feminists Hate Condoms
-How I Learned Women Love being Fisted
-4 Reasons Branson Beats Vegas
-Six Ways to Rock a Motorcycle Like Steve McQueen
-Why Not Smoking Cigarettes is Beta
-Should American Women be Sent to Concentration Camps?
-Why White Knights Deserve the Death Penalty
-Why Vietnamese Women are Superior to Western Women
-Why Cambodian Women are Superior to Western Women
-Eight Game Lessons from Boko Haram
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05-13-2014, 01:49 PM
Is this an article request thread?
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05-13-2014, 02:09 PM
I think he's poking fun at Return of kings
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05-13-2014, 02:22 PM
I noticed the pattern too, but you could have put the links to the articles inside your post. At least for the not smoking is beta.
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05-13-2014, 02:55 PM
"4 Reasons Branson Beats Vegas" made me literally laugh out loud...
Branson only beats Vegas if you're into 80 yr old chicks or meth... so many elderly tourists, and hillbilly tweakers.
Grew up near there, cracks me up when people under 90 know it exists.
Allow me to add:
13 Red Pill Lessons Hidden in Winnie the Pooh
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05-13-2014, 03:09 PM
Banging girls on the rag: A how to guide
Girls who wear animal print and the guys who love them.
Designer drugs to keep your woman in line.
Gaming midgets at the circus.
The softer side of Tuthmosis: Love poems and sonnets
Up close and personal: ROK interviews The IRT
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05-13-2014, 03:20 PM
-30 Ways To Ban Someone From An Internet Forum
-How I Banned Someone With A Broken Mouse
-You Won't Believe Why This Dickhead Got Banned
-Top 10 Animated GIFs For After Laying Down The Banhammer
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05-13-2014, 03:20 PM
-Have Polish Girls Jumped the Shark?
-Why Every Man Needs an Old-Fashioned Barber
-8 Items of Clothing Fat Chicks Must Stop Wearing
-Learning Game from Shakespeare
-Top 5 Reasons Mongol Women are Superior
-Are American Women Worse than the Black Plague?
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05-13-2014, 03:47 PM
I'd invite the OP to write the following articles:
-18 ways to troll a Game Forum
-6 ways to provoke forum mods
-7 reasons why every Alpha Male must troll a forum
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05-13-2014, 03:55 PM
Aw come on. This thread was hilarious!
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05-13-2014, 03:57 PM
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05-13-2014, 06:01 PM
I haven't been here long, but this was a pretty high level troll job. I'd say the best (non-moderator-instigated) since I've been here.
Here's my recommendation for an ROK piece... 'Top 10 troll jobs in RVF history'
Would this thread make the cut? Where would it place?