[Windom Earle]

I have recently discovered, courtesy of a chatty taxi driver, that a group of strippers (female of course) live together on my street, about 5 houses down.

This got me thinking. I should knock on their door and introduce myself, and run some game on them. Of course I should.

But why would I be knocking on their door? Maybe I can ask where the nearest pet store is? Probably not, hehe.

I had this idea of kicking a ball into their yard (from the street), then asking them to grab it for me, as a sort of opener. Seems to work for kids pretty well.

...Or maybe I could pose as a gardener/handyman, and offer to do some shit for free, a complimentary introduction so to speak. This stuff seems to get chicks hot under the collar, and it could likely send some DTF strippers into vaginal overload.

Any ideas Rooshers?

[Cobra]

The handyman thing is really ... not .. Bad. Use it and let us know how it goes.

[MtnMan]

i like the handyman thing, please report back.

[Parlay44]

Walk up to the door with a pizza.

[vinman]

Create a "lost dog" flyer and knock in their door.

[Skye]

I'd say come up GQ'd with bottles and try to be ballsy about it one night. But playing it safe and 'bumping into them' or trying those salesperson type angles would most likely work better.

Vinman's idea is very good.

[tawillionaire]

First off, fuck you.

Second, I like the lost dog flyer. Make it a cute puppy like a french bulldog and get an adorable picture on the flyer.

[Virtus]

I would dress as a plumber, carry a pool cleaning net and deliver a pizza.

[kaotic]

Epic ideas here, please report !!

[MtnMan]

im just imagining the joy of having a house of strippers just down the street to party with. Need a room mate?

[Windom Earle]

(05-01-2014 09:38 AM)vinman Wrote:  

Create a "lost dog" flyer and knock in their door.

(05-01-2014 03:00 PM)tawillionaire Wrote:  

First off, fuck you.

Second, I like the lost dog flyer. Make it a cute puppy like a french bulldog and get an adorable picture on the flyer.

The lost dog flyer is the best idea so far...however, I think a lost "pussy" flyer may be more apt

[Mentavious]

Show up as Jehovah's witness

[Blue Streak]

(05-01-2014 09:38 AM)vinman Wrote:  

Create a "lost dog" flyer and knock in their door.

This seems like the best idea, unless you actually do have handyman skills.

You could also try simply hosting a party at your place and inviting people in the neighbourhood over, including the house full of strippers.

[Heracles]

Just say you're throwing a party down the street and are inviting the neighbors so you won't get any noise complaints. hint that you have some blow.

On the other hand my coworker used to bang girls and be their handy man. sex for trade kinda thing and it worked out for him. Could be an option.

[caracal]

I can see the idea of a house of sexy, slutty strippers that enjoy pillow fights and exploring each other's bodies turns you on... until you go there one night, the taxi driver answers the door naked and drags you in for a circle jerk in the living room where all his gay, hairy, unwashed taxi driver mates are sitting.

[Virtus]

Dude. You have messed up fantasies

[MtnMan]

(05-02-2014 05:57 PM)caracal Wrote:  

I can see the idea of a house of sexy, slutty strippers that enjoy pillow fights and exploring each other's bodies turns you on... until you go there one night, the taxi driver answers the door naked and drags you in for a circle jerk in the living room where all his gay, hairy, unwashed taxi driver mates are sitting.

you boner killer!

[Giovonny]

Get a puppy.

Get some weed.

When you see them in front of their house, walk the dog over there.

Invite them to smoke with you.

[TheChef]

What an excellent position to be in.

Here's an idea, say that you need some sugar for something that you're cooking, anything from cupcakes to stirfry. From there, keep the conversation going and hit them up about a happy hour or something at a bar near you all.

After party at your place.

Oh, and invite a wingman. He'll owe you for life

[Renberg]

I like Gio's idea. When in doubt, pot's a great go-to.

Also, keep the following in mind. I'm not sure of a non-creepy way to do this, but there's definitely some preplanning and reconnaissance needed. As they are strippers, there's a good probability that on any given night, the majority of them could be working. You don't want to get there when one's asleep and one's just getting back from her shift. My point is, the best part of a "house full of strippers" is the fact that it's a house full of strippers. You want to maximize your opportunity.

-R

[Tuthmosis]

Pose as a guy collecting signatures for some neighborhood campaign. Examples abound, but painting new street-parking lines, getting a stop sign put in, the "vandalism problem," getting a new grocery store, or anything along those lines could work.

You can position it so it could potentially require more than one visit, in case you need more time than a single shot ("I'll follow up with you guys in the coming days"). Obviously suit up nicely and ramble like a beast while you're there.

This the most low-tech, plausible, and sustainable option you have.

Cost: $0.88 (for the clipboard).

[Dr. Howard]

(05-05-2014 12:23 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Pose as a guy collecting signatures for some neighborhood campaign. Examples abound, but painting new street-parking lines, getting a stop sign put in, the "vandalism problem," getting a new grocery store, or anything along those lines could work.

You can position it so it could potentially require more than one visit, in case you need more time than a single shot ("I'll follow up with you guys in the coming days"). Obviously suit up nicely and ramble like a beast while you're there.

This the most low-tech, plausible, and sustainable option you have.

Cost: $0.88 (for the clipboard).

You are collecting signatures to petition that it be legal to go topless in public in the city. Rambling points include 1. they did it in Canada 2. how boobs are not offensive. 3. How its wrong that nudity is criminalized.

you are welcome.

[LaserBear]

(05-04-2014 08:09 PM)TheChef Wrote:  

What an excellent position to be in.

Here's an idea, say that you need some sugar for something that you're cooking, anything from cupcakes to stirfry. From there, keep the conversation going and hit them up about a happy hour or something at a bar near you all.

After party at your place.

Oh, and invite a wingman. He'll owe you for life

The Chef has the recipe right here.

Though I'm fond of Gio's, I couldn't do it... Stoned me is quiet dude around people I don't know.
About the only version of me that IS quiet really.
If you can game stoned though, go for it... this group will probably be receptive.


Either way, do it and update us.