[NoBalls]

When I'm at bars talking to women I remain polite because I am afraid of provoking a negative response. As a result I keep the conversation bland and boring.

To get over this ridiculous fear, I want to purposefully say something to provoke a negative response just so I can show my emotional self that it's not so bad. I want to desensitize this fear.

My problem with this in the past is that I couldn't think of anything provocative to say when I'm talking to women so I just revert to my natural self which is friendly and polite.

The only think I can think of is to ask the women I'm talking to directly for sex, a threesome, an orgy or something like that. But that would be inappropriate for classy or laid back bars.

Can you guys think of something provocative I can say just to help me get over my fear of a negative reaction?

[Cruatha]

Well you could try just asking wildly inappropriate (funny) questions.

"Would you ever have sex with a midget? What if he was really sexy?"

That's actually pretty tame, and not very provocative, but it gives you an idea.

[Kickb]

I got this from an ex ESPN analyst.

Wanna see my baby? Then show a picture of your dick.

[Caramel Communist]

(01-15-2011 06:40 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

I got this from an ex ESPN analyst.

Wanna see my baby? Then show a picture of your dick.

Sounds like Tirico or Reynolds...

[Kickb]

Sean Salisbury

[wi30]

"yeah lets screw"

[Aliblahba]

"Damn girl, your ass looks like two bullpups fighting in a wool blanket when you walk."

[theIVth]

Ask her if her titties are real. Or tell her that her ass looks real soft and ask her if you can touch it.

Just make a comment about their body ...that'll definitely provoke them. Just make sure that when you come at a chick provocatively that she's not their with a bunch of guys. Or just make sure your not at the bar alone cause it could potentially get ugly lol