Already seeing strange spinster behavior in reaction to the approach of Valentine's Day.
1) Fat, lonely girls on facebook suddenly changing their status to "in a relationship", to the applause and likes of their surrounding bubble of screeches ...but there's no photo, link, or even a name for the "lucky" dude. Complete radio silence after the post.
2) Other fat spinsters calling for burning Hallmark stores, hating on Valentines cards, wanting to crush heart shaped boxes of candy (after they've gorged themselves on the contents, of course)
3) "I'm single and proud for Valentine's Day" posts. About the most unconvincing fronting you'll see this week.
Anybody else seeing the female hysteria starting to grow?
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1) Fat, lonely girls on facebook suddenly changing their status to "in a relationship", to the applause and likes of their surrounding bubble of screeches ...but there's no photo, link, or even a name for the "lucky" dude. Complete radio silence after the post.
2) Other fat spinsters calling for burning Hallmark stores, hating on Valentines cards, wanting to crush heart shaped boxes of candy (after they've gorged themselves on the contents, of course)
3) "I'm single and proud for Valentine's Day" posts. About the most unconvincing fronting you'll see this week.
Anybody else seeing the female hysteria starting to grow?
"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
--Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
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