[Aziz Nuts]

After being suckered into viewing Buzzfeed for the first time in months, I discovered Natalie Dormer from Game of Thrones shaved half her head and 2 points off her looks:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/natal...f-her-hair



This reminded me of some excellent Skrillex haircut shaming I perpetrated a few months back. I was at a punk show (ground zero for female hair abominations) and opened a girl I was standing next to. After chatting with her for about 30 seconds over my shoulder, we turned to face each other. Behold, the boner-destroying Skrillex haircut.

I looked at her a with concern and asked "Oh my god, are you ok?"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Didn't you have brain surgery?"
Her: "No??? Why?"
Me: "Your hair. I had a friend who had a tumor removed and had to shave half of her head like that."
Her: "... um, no. This is just a hairstyle..."
Me: (affecting incredulity/disgust) "Wait, you mean that's on purpose? Why?"
Her: (obviously embarrassed) "I have to go meet my friends."

Feel free to deploy this one at your leisure. Try not to laugh though, ruins the effect.

[Tex Pro]

Is she a lezbo?

That haircut doesn't make sense for a straight chick.

[TheMachinist]

I know I'm in the minority here but I actually like SOME chics that rock the skrillex.

[Tex Pro]

(01-19-2014 07:40 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  

I know I'm in the minority here but I actually like SOME chics that rock the skrillex.

Post pics of chicks that look better with that haircut than before.

[Aziz Nuts]

(01-19-2014 07:40 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  

I know I'm in the minority here but I actually like SOME chics that rock the skrillex.

[TheMachinist]

I've never really seen a before and after.I've always liked chix that did crazy shit with their hair so long as it doesn't involve weaving the hair of an animal or another human being to their skull.

[Beginner]

she might have just wanted to spice things up in the bedroom for her fuckbuddy, up the kink factor.

8.5/10 WB

[Aziz Nuts]

(01-19-2014 07:48 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  

I've never really seen a before and after.I've always liked chix that did crazy shit with their hair so long as it doesn't involve weaving the hair of an animal or another human being to their skull.

Before:



After:

[Parlay44]

According to Jenna Marbles this hairstyle means the woman likes anal sex.
Anyone banged one of these broads that can confirm?

[TheMachinist]

I honestly would probably pay the chick no attention what so ever if it WASN'T for the hair style. Don't get me wrong she is an attractive women with a "normal" hair style but she looks a lot like any other women I see.With the unique hair style she stands out to me and not in a bad way.

[TheMachinist]

I don't know if it's true with ALL women that rock the skrillex but the 2 that I've been with have for sure been down with the shit sex.I mean a chick has to be a certain kinda "open to new or different experiences" to shave half her hair off.

[StrikeBack]

I only know one chick with this reptilian hairstyle in my social circle and she's an openly proud asexual feminazi, who would be a cute petite girl with normal hair.

[Parlay44]

(01-19-2014 08:16 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  

I don't know if it's true with ALL women that rock the skrillex but the 2 that I've been with have for sure been down with the shit sex.I mean a chick has to be a certain kinda "open to new or different experiences" to shave half her hair off.

That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah I think the hairstyle is stupid and annoying but if you can look past it and the girl has a nice body you could be in for a wild ride if you're man enough to step to her. No one is talking LTR or marriage here.

[TheMachinist]

(01-19-2014 08:13 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah I think the hairstyle is stupid and annoying but if you can look past it and the girl has a nice body you could be in for a wild ride if you're man enough to step to her. No one is talking LTR or marriage here.

Honestly the one LTR I've ever had was with a chick that rocked the "skrillex" and that was before it even had a name.She was as feminine and submissive as they come.I will never try to convert or change another man's taste but sometimes you gotta look outside your "comfort zone".

[speakeasy]

[Hotwheels]

Would bang but obviously looks much better with full head of hair.

[DJ-Matt]

Well at least her hair appears to be LONGER after, what's left of it anyways.

[tmason]

Next HAWT NEW hairstyles:

[Basil Ransom]

She looks like a methhead or serious white trash in her after photo, as if her face had changed from the before photo.

[NY Digital]

She was one of my favorite actresses too... why?... It seems like a cry for attention.

[Tytalus]

Ugh. Now I finally have a name for this abominable hairstyle. It is SO UGLY.

[liberman]

Before...
   

After....
   

[Kaiserfranz]

Oh Dear Lord, she was so hot in Game of Thones with long hair and now this!!!!
First Jennifer Lawrence and now her, something is deeply wrong with those women...

[Mage]

Now I will need to close my right eye when when doing her.

[Frontenac]

I would also interpret that hairstyle as an strong indicator of whore-ness.

By the way, what's up with her mouth?