[Shotgun Styles]

I've never really been able to sustain a proper relationship because I have New Pussy Disease. I have been with some spectacular women, ones that were almost perfect to my desires. But after I've had them 8-10 times an intense boredom sets in. A sensation of Been There, Done That.

You know you have New Pussy Disease when you consistently promote lower grade pussy. See, to me a New Pussy 6 is really a 7. Because if I'm fucking a 7 that New Pussy 6 looks way better, just because it's new. I've been known to downgrade to lower quality pussy just to get New Pussy.

Now mind you, I'm not an ONS kind of guy. If I like a bitch enough to fuck her once, I like her enough to fuck her a few times. In my opinion, it's hard to get the best fucking out of a girl the first time. And I'm all for quality of lay over quantity of lays.

But my attention span is short. One of Don Drapers mistresses (the Doctor's wife) summed him up perfectly, "You only like the beginnings of things". That's me. I like the first month or so of a relationship, then it becomes a hassle and all that New Pussy out there looks so inviting. Like shiny bottles behind a bar, or colorful advertisements for porn, New Pussy sets off all kinds of triggers for me.

So how about it, any other New Pussy Disease sufferers out there?

[Flavius Aetius]

There is nothing quite as thrilling as having a new girl for the first time. The brain is pumping all the dopamine from the anticipation/stimulation, you have a little anxiety (adrenaline flows through the body), you are in new and unexplored territory and don't know exactly what is going to happen.

If you have to catch a disease, you could do a lot worse.

[Windom Earle]

Around here, for the majority of members, interpretation of "disease" would be the opposite.

Sounds like you're fit and healthy.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I'm the opposite. While I certainly don't mind new pussy, if the current one is good and living up to expectations, I don't easily get bored of it. The stability of existing pussy makes me happier than the excitement I'd get from new pussy, even though I wouldn't pass on it if I got the opportunity of course.

Was this Beta?

[birdrussell]

I can't see any problem. Normally a disease implies some sort of illness either physical or mental. I would be willing to write you clean bill of health.

[LEMONed IScream]

I have that one too.

It's great.

[Volk]

I just don't want to settle at all either. Sometimes with Russian girls, they even may want to marry you at 25, but they don't realize that while they are finishing their 10 years of glory, I'm just starting mine.

[Shotgun Styles]

(12-17-2013 05:36 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I'm the opposite. While I certainly don't mind new pussy, if the current one is good and living up to expectations, I don't easily get bored of it. The stability of existing pussy makes me happier than the excitement I'd get from new pussy, even though I wouldn't pass on it if I got the opportunity of course.

Was this Beta?

Not at all. I envy you. I'd still be married if I could shake New Pussy Disease.

But I can't...

[markus85]

I have the same problem. In fact I've never been faithful in any of my relationships...ever.

Pussy that is objectively by all measures inferior to my current girl will still excite me just by the virtue of being new. For me novelty has always trumped familiarity!

[Mr. Butterworth]

everything Shotgun says in the OP is spot on for me.. sometimes it pisses me off that I feel this way... I'm all excited about a bitch and next thing you know (a month or 2 later).... I'm ready to jump ship onto a new piece of pussy....

[Bacchus]

Strange tang is a powerful addiction.

[Shotgun Styles]

(12-17-2013 08:18 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Strange tang is a powerful addiction.

I used to watch house. "Strange" was his favorite word for pussy.

[germanico]

Cue to G Manifesto reminding us how he has been telling us all about mini relationships for a long time...

[delonge]

Same here man, and for me it happens instantly after banging, and sometimes even before the bang I get bored with a chick if I know I got her in the bag, so to speak. I think for me it's like "the chase is better than the catch".

[Sombro]

I've broken up with 8-1/2's 'cause, outside of the bedroom, they are total bores.

I used to feel guilty about this, thinking I was the one who was shallow. But it's the exact opposite, actually.

[Vendetta]

I'm all about the new pussy.

It's like a Christmas present - you just want to unwrap it to see what's inside.

But once you've opened it, you want to open the next.

[Shotgun Styles]

(12-17-2013 11:25 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

I've broken up with 8-1/2's 'cause, outside of the bedroom, they are total bores.

I use to feel guilty about this, thinking I was the one who was shallow. But it's the exact opposite, actually.

Philosophical question:

You meet a very average girl. Boner test 6, maybe an extra pound or two. But she's super interesting. She's fun to hang out with, fascinating to talk to, shares your interests/views for the most part.

She gives you the green light to have as much New Car Smell on the side so long as she gets hers on the regular.

Do you do it? Or does she have to have a pillow candy face to stay in your rotation?

[Plutoman]

(12-17-2013 05:36 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I'm the opposite. While I certainly don't mind new pussy, if the current one is good and living up to expectations, I don't easily get bored of it. The stability of existing pussy makes me happier than the excitement I'd get from new pussy, even though I wouldn't pass on it if I got the opportunity of course.

Was this Beta?

This is me, really.

However, I can't stop flirting with girls. I do it everywhere. Occasionally pursuing new pussy. But I don't get bored of the old all that easily at all. Generally if she's up to my standards I don't get bored; if she's not there, I don't do it at all.

[Sombro]

(12-17-2013 11:37 PM)Shotgun Styles Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 11:25 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

I've broken up with 8-1/2's 'cause, outside of the bedroom, they are total bores.

I use to feel guilty about this, thinking I was the one who was shallow. But it's the exact opposite, actually.

Philosophical question:

You meet a very average girl. Boner test 6, maybe an extra pound or two. But she's super interesting. She's fun to hang out with, fascinating to talk to, shares your interests/views for the most part.

She gives you the green light to have as much New Car Smell on the side so long as she gets hers on the regular.

Do you do it? Or does she have to have a pillow candy face to stay in your rotation?

The 6's I've alway had better relationships with, when they actually have a brain and an interesting personality. (cue the age-old Ginger vs. Mary Ann argument)

I think the problem comes down to: +7.5's who are lazy and coast on their looks alone. Heaven help that man who is around her when she hits the wall and there's nothing left of value.

[Shotgun Styles]

(12-17-2013 11:45 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 11:37 PM)Shotgun Styles Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 11:25 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

I've broken up with 8-1/2's 'cause, outside of the bedroom, they are total bores.

I use to feel guilty about this, thinking I was the one who was shallow. But it's the exact opposite, actually.

Philosophical question:

You meet a very average girl. Boner test 6, maybe an extra pound or two. But she's super interesting. She's fun to hang out with, fascinating to talk to, shares your interests/views for the most part.

She gives you the green light to have as much New Car Smell on the side so long as she gets hers on the regular.

Do you do it? Or does she have to have a pillow candy face to stay in your rotation?

The 6's I've alway had better relationships with, when they actually have a brain and an interesting personality. (cue the age-old Ginger vs. Mary Ann argument)

I think the problem comes down to: +7.5's who are lazy and coast on their looks alone. Heaven help that man who is around her when she hits the wall and there's nothing left of value.

This bolsters the hypothesis that a woman's personality development is tied to her appearance. An attractive woman is less likely to develop her personality because she doesn't really need to. She can remain a petulant adolescent well into adulthood. If she marries someone soft of will and deep of pocket, she can continue this trend indefinitely.

A less attractive woman has to become interesting or no one will tolerate her. Who wants a spoiled, whiny, self absorbed plain jane?

It's interesting food for thought...

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(12-17-2013 06:22 PM)Shotgun Styles Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 05:36 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I'm the opposite. While I certainly don't mind new pussy, if the current one is good and living up to expectations, I don't easily get bored of it. The stability of existing pussy makes me happier than the excitement I'd get from new pussy, even though I wouldn't pass on it if I got the opportunity of course.

Was this Beta?

Not at all. I envy you. I'd still be married if I could shake New Pussy Disease.

But I can't...

If it makes you feel any better, my preference for stability makes me more likely to someday jump into a marriage with the wrong woman just because I was too content with her

[Plutoman]

Take a 7, get her working out, eating right, dressing right, and in great shape to keep up with your standards. Simple.

[Shotgun Styles]

(12-18-2013 02:38 AM)Plutoman Wrote:  

Take a 7, get her working out, eating right, dressing right, and in great shape to keep up with your standards. Simple.

You know, before I got married this is what my mom told me. "Get yourself a fixer-upper"

[estraudi]

The thrill of the hunt. New Booty for the win.

[WestIndianArchie]

(12-18-2013 01:15 AM)Shotgun Styles Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 11:45 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 11:37 PM)Shotgun Styles Wrote:  

(12-17-2013 11:25 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

I've broken up with 8-1/2's 'cause, outside of the bedroom, they are total bores.

I use to feel guilty about this, thinking I was the one who was shallow. But it's the exact opposite, actually.

Philosophical question:

You meet a very average girl. Boner test 6, maybe an extra pound or two. But she's super interesting. She's fun to hang out with, fascinating to talk to, shares your interests/views for the most part.

She gives you the green light to have as much New Car Smell on the side so long as she gets hers on the regular.

Do you do it? Or does she have to have a pillow candy face to stay in your rotation?

The 6's I've alway had better relationships with, when they actually have a brain and an interesting personality. (cue the age-old Ginger vs. Mary Ann argument)

I think the problem comes down to: +7.5's who are lazy and coast on their looks alone. Heaven help that man who is around her when she hits the wall and there's nothing left of value.

This bolsters the hypothesis that a woman's personality development is tied to her appearance. An attractive woman is less likely to develop her personality because she doesn't really need to. She can remain a petulant adolescent well into adulthood. If she marries someone soft of will and deep of pocket, she can continue this trend indefinitely.

A less attractive woman has to become interesting or no one will tolerate her. Who wants a spoiled, whiny, self absorbed plain jane?

It's interesting food for thought...

This is often said, but we should actually trot out what it means to run with a chick that has "personality"

What i've found, and maybe this is something other people notice, a hot chick is different with me than she is with her friends, with her family, with her co-workers.

In terms of personality, what I might subconsciously want from her, I can't get.

Consciously, the things that most men value, say loyalty? resourcefulness? By her very nature, she can't give.

WIA