This is the single mom finds a "great guy" happy ending bullshit that we all laugh about in the media
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A Vomit Inducing Commercial
Typical.
Why actually love your kids when you can give them symbols of your love?
Honestly, jewelry/diamond branding might be one of the worst aspects of Western Culture.
Why actually love your kids when you can give them symbols of your love?
Honestly, jewelry/diamond branding might be one of the worst aspects of Western Culture.
Makes me want to go watch 'blood diamond' again.
Yea, I remember this commercial from last year.
I'm amazed at how many damn good men... Good looking, tall, strong, good jobs, good people from good families...
End up settling for single moms because it is about all that is out there after the age of 25 if you are not a multi-millionaire in the USA.
I'm amazed at how many damn good men... Good looking, tall, strong, good jobs, good people from good families...
End up settling for single moms because it is about all that is out there after the age of 25 if you are not a multi-millionaire in the USA.
At least she isn't fat.
Fuck - I just puked all over my keyboard! Disgusting... another little attention whoring princess in the making.
Presenting: Kay Jewelers, The Sequel
It's ten years later.
Like a lot of kids from single moms, the young girl is now a troubled teenager with a screaming baby in the home. She dropped out of high school and has her tattooed baby daddy hanging around the house.
She calls step-dad a "perv" because he once bought her some jewelry as if he was trying to court her like her mom. Because of this, Baby Daddy gets in his face whenever possible.
Step-dad is beaten down. He didn't count on this. The chaos. The drama. The ugly, ugly tattoos. The Mom sees his loss of status and moves on. She gets that nice property you see here. He gets an apartment in the bad section of town.
Our final scene shows him in a sparse apartment with boxes stacked up in piles. The final frame zooms in on one of those boxes and you see the old jewelry box, dusty and worn, sitting atop a pile of his life's remnants.
The final sounds of the commercial are a click followed by a loud "BANG."
Fade to black.
It's ten years later.
Like a lot of kids from single moms, the young girl is now a troubled teenager with a screaming baby in the home. She dropped out of high school and has her tattooed baby daddy hanging around the house.
She calls step-dad a "perv" because he once bought her some jewelry as if he was trying to court her like her mom. Because of this, Baby Daddy gets in his face whenever possible.
Step-dad is beaten down. He didn't count on this. The chaos. The drama. The ugly, ugly tattoos. The Mom sees his loss of status and moves on. She gets that nice property you see here. He gets an apartment in the bad section of town.
Our final scene shows him in a sparse apartment with boxes stacked up in piles. The final frame zooms in on one of those boxes and you see the old jewelry box, dusty and worn, sitting atop a pile of his life's remnants.
The final sounds of the commercial are a click followed by a loud "BANG."
Fade to black.
So in conclusion. When you marry a woman that has kids, it's twice as expensive and less fun
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