You go to Israel and bang a hot Israeli girl because you're an American.
Your taxes have been going to aid Israel for years, does this count as a notch?
Your taxes have been going to aid Israel for years, does this count as a notch?
Innovative Notch Count Question Thread
You bang a girl.
She steals your money the next morning.
3 months later you see her around and make her pay you back.
It counted, then it didn't count. Does this count as a notch now?
She steals your money the next morning.
3 months later you see her around and make her pay you back.
It counted, then it didn't count. Does this count as a notch now?
A girls sees you pop some molly.
She asks to party with you.
You bang.
Does that notch count(™)?
She asks to party with you.
You bang.
Does that notch count(™)?
You bang a girl and then spit bad game. She no longer wants to bang again.
Does it count?
Flip it around.
You bang a girl but realize you wouldn't "brag about her to your friends" (whatever the hell that means). Does that count?
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You are having an off night, some chicks from Mexico ask you if you have any blow. You're the only one in the whole club with it on you. You take them to your apartment and bang.
They would have never banged you without the blow. Does that count?
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Does drug game count as fame game? If so do all your notches no longer count because it's related to drugs and not you? Similarly all bangs with alcohol don't count if you paid for her drink right?
Does it count?
Flip it around.
You bang a girl but realize you wouldn't "brag about her to your friends" (whatever the hell that means). Does that count?
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You are having an off night, some chicks from Mexico ask you if you have any blow. You're the only one in the whole club with it on you. You take them to your apartment and bang.
They would have never banged you without the blow. Does that count?
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Does drug game count as fame game? If so do all your notches no longer count because it's related to drugs and not you? Similarly all bangs with alcohol don't count if you paid for her drink right?
Ok.
Serious question:
You pick a girl up out of a club with pure Game, you didn't even buy her a drink.
You park at her place on the street.
You bang.
The next morning, your car is towed and it costs you $250 to get your car back.
Keep in mind, you could have banged a "10" in Hungary for $20.
Does the fact that your car got towed and cost you $250 erase the "notch"?
Does that notch count?™
Serious question:
You pick a girl up out of a club with pure Game, you didn't even buy her a drink.
You park at her place on the street.
You bang.
The next morning, your car is towed and it costs you $250 to get your car back.
Keep in mind, you could have banged a "10" in Hungary for $20.
Does the fact that your car got towed and cost you $250 erase the "notch"?
Does that notch count?™
At the end of the day, when someone asks you how many women you have had sex with... do you not count the women you paid to bang?
If a virgin bangs a prostitute in a forest is he still a virgin?
If a virgin bangs a prostitute in a forest is he still a virgin?
I was going to post a serious question along these lines, but I think people would just think I was joking in the spirit of this thread.
Serious Question:
You pay $10 to valet your car at a stripclub.
You get your cover comped because you're a G with mad skills.
You meet a stripper and make plans to meetup after her shift is over.
She texts you later asking to bring a girlfriend too. She also sends you a half-naked pic of said friend and she's hot too.
You have a threesome with the two strippers.
Did This Notch Count, because you spent $10 on valet and bought her 1 drink inside ($10)?
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You pay $10 to valet your car at a stripclub.
You get your cover comped because you're a G with mad skills.
You meet a stripper and make plans to meetup after her shift is over.
She texts you later asking to bring a girlfriend too. She also sends you a half-naked pic of said friend and she's hot too.
You have a threesome with the two strippers.
Did This Notch Count, because you spent $10 on valet and bought her 1 drink inside ($10)?
You meet a fine puerto rican girl at 1 oak. You pay $60 for a yellow taxi from soho to the bronx. You roll up a blunt of $20 diesel. Cabbie smokes some too. You get to the bronx and pay $90 for a hotel.
You hit it for an hour and can't come because you blew some rails back at the club.
You wake up leave the room, get in a taxi that costs $11 to the nearest train station where you buy a $9 dollar ticket to get back home. You fall asleep and miss your stop and end up an hour north of your house. You get off and take the train back down and fall asleep again this time waking up in harlem on 125th st.
You get back on another train and finally make it home after another $20 taxi from the train to your house.
This was my thursday night and it should not count as a notch. But it is one. HAHA
You hit it for an hour and can't come because you blew some rails back at the club.
You wake up leave the room, get in a taxi that costs $11 to the nearest train station where you buy a $9 dollar ticket to get back home. You fall asleep and miss your stop and end up an hour north of your house. You get off and take the train back down and fall asleep again this time waking up in harlem on 125th st.
You get back on another train and finally make it home after another $20 taxi from the train to your house.
This was my thursday night and it should not count as a notch. But it is one. HAHA
Ok.
Serious Question:
You go to a charity event that is $1000 a plate.
When you get there, you run into one of your old-school friends that is running the event.
He comps you the $1000 a plate entrance.
After the dinner they have a sick after party.
One of your friends you find out is running the bar.
He comps you 2 bottles of champagne worth $2000.
You get super faded, but this one fly girl is on your tip.
However, when you want to leave, she needs $100 to get her car out of parking after hours and she can't find her purse. Stolen perhaps.
If you give her the $100, you are still up $2900 on the night.
If you swoop her, Does that notch count?™
(Side note: these questions are loosely based on reality. Some not too loose.)
Serious Question:
You go to a charity event that is $1000 a plate.
When you get there, you run into one of your old-school friends that is running the event.
He comps you the $1000 a plate entrance.
After the dinner they have a sick after party.
One of your friends you find out is running the bar.
He comps you 2 bottles of champagne worth $2000.
You get super faded, but this one fly girl is on your tip.
However, when you want to leave, she needs $100 to get her car out of parking after hours and she can't find her purse. Stolen perhaps.
If you give her the $100, you are still up $2900 on the night.
If you swoop her, Does that notch count?™
(Side note: these questions are loosely based on reality. Some not too loose.)
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OK.
Serious question:
You are in Las Vegas for biz.
You have a meeting with this rich cat and you know is a pretty heavy partier, older guy, likes hot girls.
You are sure if you can get the guy laid, the deal is yours. It will make your company an easy $60,000 profit right now, more money down the road. Potentially way more.
You call all your Vegas girls, but you haven't been in Vegas for a while and have lost touch with some, some have disconnected numbers, some are out of town, others are working or busy. You know how Vegas girls are.
Not to be deterred, and being a resourceful young G on The Rise, you call your driver you have On Lock who you also know has connections with Escorts.
You tell him to send over the best two he has; two stunning blondes for $1200 each; $2400 total.
You and the two Escorts go out eat a sick dinner and party with the biz guy.
He swoops one, you swoop the other.
Come Monday the deal is a lock. Contract and wire received.
So, does this count as a notch for him?
Does it count as a notch for you?
Remember, you are still up $57,600 on the whole transaction.
Or would it have been more Alpha to be a PUA in Zanesville and split a $12.76 bill with a girl at Applebee's for some Mondo Nachos with phony Guacamole on top?
What I am trying to get at is: Does that notch count?™
Serious question:
You are in Las Vegas for biz.
You have a meeting with this rich cat and you know is a pretty heavy partier, older guy, likes hot girls.
You are sure if you can get the guy laid, the deal is yours. It will make your company an easy $60,000 profit right now, more money down the road. Potentially way more.
You call all your Vegas girls, but you haven't been in Vegas for a while and have lost touch with some, some have disconnected numbers, some are out of town, others are working or busy. You know how Vegas girls are.
Not to be deterred, and being a resourceful young G on The Rise, you call your driver you have On Lock who you also know has connections with Escorts.
You tell him to send over the best two he has; two stunning blondes for $1200 each; $2400 total.
You and the two Escorts go out eat a sick dinner and party with the biz guy.
He swoops one, you swoop the other.
Come Monday the deal is a lock. Contract and wire received.
So, does this count as a notch for him?
Does it count as a notch for you?
Remember, you are still up $57,600 on the whole transaction.
Or would it have been more Alpha to be a PUA in Zanesville and split a $12.76 bill with a girl at Applebee's for some Mondo Nachos with phony Guacamole on top?
What I am trying to get at is: Does that notch count?™
This thread has made my day.
@midnitespecial that story is ridiculously familiar. Replace Puerto Rican with Cuban, replace trains with night trains. Replace hotel with apartment of another person's house party.
@midnitespecial that story is ridiculously familiar. Replace Puerto Rican with Cuban, replace trains with night trains. Replace hotel with apartment of another person's house party.
I am beginning to lean toward counting blowjobs as notches
At some point, I will post an elaborate, scientifically backed defense of this thesis
At some point, I will post an elaborate, scientifically backed defense of this thesis
"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
@MrXY
Or you could replace blowjobs with bangs ; )
Or you could replace blowjobs with bangs ; )
Quote: (11-16-2013 10:39 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:
@MrXY
Or you could replace blowjobs with bangs ; )
Actually, I've only gotten one blowjob in the last two years from a first time girl without an accompanying bang the same night and I banged that girl two days later, so it's really more of a philosophical than practical point. That's one standalone BJ out of 35 girls-pretty remarkable in comparison to the past.
It's odd how things have changed-in the 70's, 80's and 90's girls would hand out blowjobs like Halloween candy, but it was often done in lieu of a bang. Standalone BJs were common. Girls would often give them to guys that maybe they didn't like that much but who had some status, or guys they had just met, or to multiple guys the same night. That seems much less common these days.
Girls are all about "getting theirs" now-they might suck you but they definitely want you to fuck them
"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
OK.
Serious question:
You are floating around at the International Space Station with a fly Russian girl that you swooped from Miami South Beach. She is dual winner of Miss Bum Bum and Miss Universe 2013 competitions. She doesn't even look like a tranny.
You are only banging this chick in zero gravity because you met Richard Branson. This cat is convinced that you can produce a best selling album in space despite the conventional wisdom that bands get worse as they age.
Branson covers the cost of training and the flight for both you and your girl for $250k. You don't pay the girl a dime. She puts her lipstick on incorrectly.
Some more serious questions:
What does that mean?
Do you respect $250,000?
I know I did wrong but where?
Does that notch count?
Serious question:
You are floating around at the International Space Station with a fly Russian girl that you swooped from Miami South Beach. She is dual winner of Miss Bum Bum and Miss Universe 2013 competitions. She doesn't even look like a tranny.
You are only banging this chick in zero gravity because you met Richard Branson. This cat is convinced that you can produce a best selling album in space despite the conventional wisdom that bands get worse as they age.
Branson covers the cost of training and the flight for both you and your girl for $250k. You don't pay the girl a dime. She puts her lipstick on incorrectly.
Some more serious questions:
What does that mean?
Do you respect $250,000?
I know I did wrong but where?
Does that notch count?
Quote: (11-16-2013 11:09 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:
OK.
Serious question:
You are floating around at the International Space Station with a fly Russian girl that you swooped from Miami South Beach. She is dual winner of Miss Bum Bum and Miss Universe 2013 competitions. She doesn't even look like a tranny.
You are only banging this chick in zero gravity because you met Richard Branson. This cat is convinced that you can produce a best selling album in space despite the conventional wisdom that bands get worse as they age.
Branson covers the cost of training and the flight for both you and your girl for $250k. You don't pay the girl a dime. She puts her lipstick on incorrectly.
Some more serious questions:
What does that mean?
Do you respect $250,000?
I know I did wrong but where?
Does that notch count?
Was this Beta?
Does an Indian guy from the deep south have a chance with a Russian girl who won both the Miss Universe and Miss Bum Bum competitions?
Serious Question:
A guy gets a 30yd sugar momma who gives him a $500/week allowance to fuck her brains out. He takes that money and spends it on an 18yd hooker who then takes him out to Denny's afterwards and buys him a Moons Over My Hammy.
Is that a notch?!?
A guy gets a 30yd sugar momma who gives him a $500/week allowance to fuck her brains out. He takes that money and spends it on an 18yd hooker who then takes him out to Denny's afterwards and buys him a Moons Over My Hammy.
Is that a notch?!?
If you get a bang in the woods and no one hears it, is it a notch?
The fuck
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Quote: (11-16-2013 03:46 PM)WestCoast Wrote:
You are famous in your city. The girls fucks you because you are famous. She even tells you the only reason she is fucking you is because you are famous.
Is this game? Is this a notch?
You bang a chick and find out she also has a sugar daddy, you still have to pay for cabs for her to come over does this mean it doesn't count? Or does it count because you are paying less than the sugar daddy?
More importantly the cab ride costs $25 but you learn you can bang a "10" in Eastern Europe for $20. Is this an American notch and not counted in Eastern Europe because you paid above market value?
What we have hear is confused semantics. Guys have to recognize fame as game, if used correctly.
Guys have to recognize looks and money and being physically more dominant than you as game.
That said, there is something ancient about actually handing over money to a girl for sex that smacks of p4p.
Let's say you pick up a hooker. She's expecting to make a buck from you.
Something about you ignites something in her. She's in love with you. She doesn't bother to even bring up money with you. In fact, in her twisted mind, she's prepared to give you money to fuck her because she is in love with you.
What happened there is game. Something about you got the pussy with out the need to negotiate:
This clip used to seem un-worldy to me. Now, I see it as the reality. I hear this clip and I hear the soundtrack of my life.
This guy in the clip- that's me. I will not engage in bullshit that girls throw at me. I've already got four current long term girl friends that have slender sexy bodies with killer asses (albeit small tits.. still working on that).
If no figure is agreed to and you don't physically hand her cash, its a notch. Let's keep this shit simple. If you decide to shout her breakfast the next day or pay for a couple of her drinks, it is still a motherfucking notch.
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