[elpresidente]

Things I make my wingman do:

1- Fetch me drinks while I am being approach by girls at the bar

2-Take a grenade away from me

3-Drive me home when I am too drunk

4-Pick up my bitches and bring them to me

5-Roll my weed

6-Listen to me complain about things he doesn't fully comprehend yet;
like why girls dance with me and approach me only for validation and why it's important to be on point as soon as you walk through the doors at a bar.

Any more you guys like to do?

By the way, if you don't have any yourself then keep practicing one day you will be able to have your own personal assistant while you are out gaming.

[Jaylow]

See you in 15 days.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

See you next month. You can fetch one of these while you're at it.

[elpresidente]

I chose not to involve myself in this psychological constraint of having to keep a reputation and watch my words.

If I become a name only and worry about the reputation being give to me for accomplishments that are my own then what type of man will I become?

I created this thread for a little laugh. If you think I am trolling, good for you.

See you in 15 days.

[Tuthmosis]

We must've reached peak troll, because troll quality is in precipitous decline.