South Beach
12-01-2013, 09:34 PM
My experience in mia.
First time in mia last march during UMF thurs-tues and did my thing out there. Me and boy stayed on Ocean, sucky hotel but great location .Prior to arriving we bought these dj camillo club passes for like 70 a pop, not bad for entry to club each night. After settling in, we picked up some liqs,groceries , and we ate at a pizza shop looking at the prospects that walked by. We saw this slim latina and white girl with big boobs both about a 6 walk by and my boy initiated a convo with the latina and I started talking to the white girl. Their college friends, white girl from PA and is living with the latina now. I told them its my first time here and told them what club we’ll be at tonight. We all exchange numbers and they tell us to hit them up later. We go to wet willies for a drink, then leave to the club. On our way to rokbar lounge we meet these 3 minnesota chicks ( two white sisters and black friend) there last night in mia and have a cruise the next day. I told the friend you got to leave mia with a bang and do it up, she agreed and I got her number. Now in rokbar lounge (decent setup) not to many prospects in there and by 3 o clock i was tipsy and my boy was goneeeeeee.
So nothing was popping in the club so I went outside to call these chicks I bagged early, Minnesota answered, I asked has she ever smoked hookah she said no. I said well come to my hotel and try it (always works), she says okay ill be there in 15min. I tell my boy I got Minnesota on deck, this guy is on some next level drunk party mode, oblivious to things im saying lol. So I get back to the telly, we start taking shots and smoking, im hammered by this point. The two sisters new what time it was and said we’ll be back. To my drunkenness right when they left I became to aggressive with this chick and tried making out with her. Fail. I should have played it more smooth..ah well . She leaves and my boy comes in a later nd tells me what happen, im like I choked like your boy romo (hes a cowboys fan) .
Next day we hit up the beach. We set up near some females. Once we lit the hookah and started blasting music we were the center of attention . There were literally 3 groups of girls came up to hang with us. These chicks were twerking on each other and on us and close by there were a group of guys laying down smoking cigars looking sick. After things died down it was two Latinas were were chilling with. Strong 8 from Nicaragua who lives in mia I was messing with and a 7 from some latin country my boy was talking to. We ‘re all taking shot after shot of ciroc then my chick is like oh I need to use the bathroom. Im like oh yea my telly is across the street we can go there. She says okay, tell them we’ll be back. She uses the bathroom, then I use it. After I come out shes laying down on the bed tapping it for me to come. Her Body was banging big titties, nice round ass, fat pussy, I had fun with that. After I finished, got her number her friend started acting up saying we took long and they left. We continue to drink, eat, and get ready to hit up Dream( btw one of the worst club set ups, how is the vip area bigger than gen pop,like really?) We’re at Dream then run into friends from NY. They have bottles and I was already drunk as fuck before entering the club. Long story short me and my boy got blackout drunk, lost our phones, and I lose my dj camilo pass…yes we’re still young and dumb, it happens but lesson learned.
My boy is in a pissy mood next morning because his access to his precious social media is gone, pussy. Anyway we hit the beach again and this is the only day we actually saw any cops on the beach. W met these two Latinas from mia, both 7s, tell them the story how we lost our phones, we laugh about it. Again we’re center of attention. A guy comes up to us and gives us handshake with some bud in it to turn up the music. We don’t smoke so we give to the Latinas. Their mix group of friends come to them, find out there going to some reggae club in downtown and want us to come. Put their number down in ipod but we knew we werent leaving sobe. Club pass was suppose to be at mansion for the night but it was 100 dollars to get in which I wasn’t paying. So we end going to Mango’s (15$$ not bad on a Sat night) and walk around to see the extradionary talent it has. There are chicks from all over the globe in one spot. Met up with same friends from NY, they were going to space that night, but we stayed. The djs plays perfect music to dance with a chick in both dance rooms upstairs. Go back downstairs watch a little march madness, I think it was the finals minutes of the Gonzaga game. Then me and my boy run into these latinas from DC, 9/8s. They were playing bachata downstairs and im like lets dance im a pro. We’re chatting and she praising me on the way I dance. We then go upstairs to the hiphop/reggae room and things start to escalate quick. She’s letting me get major feels all over her curvy body, so then I hit her with the hookah line and she ask where is my telly. I’m like 5 min away from here, she says okay and I don’t know where my boy and her friend are nor do I care lol. In my room put some music on, lit the hookah, she gave me a lap dance then it was over after that. This girl was a certified freak, her riding skills is tops and im hitting it standing up doggy in front of the mirror, she’s like look at it, you going to remember this pussy, saying all type freaky shit. She let me put in her fat ass and cum in her mouth. Yes I wore a condom and oh yea this chick is married with a 7yr old son lol. Got the # say we’ll link up in ny (yea right) find my boy and her friend and he is looking sick. Friend is fronting and he was more sick after I told him what happen.lol
Next day same routine, hit the beach up but all the drinking has caught up to me and im yacking my brains out through out the day. Saw some lovely ladies at the beach but stomach was killing me, so no approach. Took it easy and hit up mangos again for the night. On Sunday only one danceroom is open so it was pretty packed in there. Saw two Latinas twerking surrounded by wolves, waited for our chance to swoop when they were by themselves at the bar. Chat it up abit and find out there were from DC ( im thinking jackpot again) hit her with the hookah line but she wasn’t leaving without her friend and the mother hen didn’t want to go anyways. Then my boy eyes this latina a 7 and started chopping it up with her, I see another girl with her but with some dude. I leave it alone and go downstairs asking the bartenders for water non stop. I chat it up with these philly chicks 8/9s who are cool but are telling me that all these guys out here have no respect, all they do is want to fuck. I tell her you do know females go on vacation to have a good time/hook up with someone. Anyway go back upstairs boy is by the bar now and im not feeling too good so I call it a night. 30 min later I hear him open the door with the same chick. Mexican chick from LA who is rolling (she on a molly).Find out that the other girl is her sister and the dude is some guy they met on FB who bought their plane and UMF tickets for them so she had to cater to him (straight sucker), otherwise I would of be clapping those cheeks. So im trying to get the vibe if shes down for the 3 some but doesn’t look like it. I go downstairs to chat with the front desk guy for 10 mins to come back in the room seeing my boy all up in those guts. I go back downstairs tell the front desk guy yesssss my boy finally smashed a chick here in mia lol.
Final Day, same routine. At the beach bagged a group of 3 latinas, two 8s, one 5, told them to meet us wet willies later in the night. I think we saw them that night but ah well. Go to mansion and prices are bearable on a Monday 30 $$ to get in compare to 100$ on wknds. I like mansion setup, very spacious, lighting, strippers hanging from the ceiling, I like it, and it was packed in there. Also I haven’t seen so much beautiful women in one club ever. Everywhere I look is pretty face/fat ass/big tits…some fake but who cares. Im heading to the bar I bump into these Asian chicks from San Fran and the ugly one asks me where im from. I say NY, and the cute one a 7 starts dancing on me to the ugly one dismay lol. This chick whispers in my ear and says if you don’t find any one better you can take me home, im like forget all that lets leave now. But the ugly one was cblocking and I told her I have a friend for them. I searched through the club and I see my boy dancing with this fine latina a 8 and two other girls there, one fat one dancing. I grab the vacant one and start grinding on her shes a 7 okay face fat ass. My boy is escalating quick with his and kissing her but shes not with to go back to the telly, I forgot what reason but had to do with her “man” back home. I tell him I got these Asians chicks that are down so we look for them and see some dudes invited them to the VIP but we got their attention and some free drinks and my boy dancing with the other cute Asian. Ugly one was still not amused and def not wit it. Anyway we go back looking for the Latinas and find them close to the bathroom waiting for the fat friend. My boy start making out with his chick and I do mine. I pull this big ass curtain behind us and go through it and start fingering my chick on the couch. Low and behold the fat friend comes out of no where to pull me off from her. Im like wtf how the hell did she even know I was behind here. Oh my boy chick from ny, my hatian chick and the fat chick was ft Lauderdale, got numbers, and went our separate ways. We go to the cvs/rit aid w.e it is on Collins I think to get some munchies. As we’re cashing out we overhear these 4 blacks chicks asking people if any liquor stores are open, mind you ts 4 am. I tell them I have full henny bottle in my room whats up come by us we got the hookah and music too. They were from LA , decent in the face and all of them had crazy donks. This was the only cold night and they didn’t feel like walking to our spot since their condo was right there. So got their room number and tell them we’ll be back in 20min. Their spot was pretty nice, and these chicks are wild, taking shots and licking whip cream off each other and us. 3 of them smoked a blunt and two passed out later on, then me boy ended switching on these two chicks, asses were mesmerizing . We stayed up all morning then took our flight back to ny.
Overall SOBE chicks > NYC chicks in terms with latin women. It is not hard to get laid in MIA if you live by the 3 CCC’s Confident Cool Comfortable, you use this you ‘ll have no problem with the ladies. Also Beach/Night game is a MUST with the hookah , drinks, music, guarantee you get girls your way then its only up to you if you make into an success.
