Alternate interpretation: Dumped off alpha cock carousel, rescued by beta provider
10-08-2013, 12:17 AM
I'm willing to offer an alternative interpretation for this comic:
Mediocre girl is excited to ride the alpha cock carousel with bad boy thug (wearing a V-neck shirt even) that makes her feel excited. By the time he dumps her, she finds herself now worn out, used, and her looks faded. She spends her time bitter and alone. (Omitted: and fat) Eventually along stumbles Captain Save-A-Ho Beta-Provider to rescue her from her own poor decisions. (Unrealistic portrayal of him having any damage, because he generally has zero experience with women. Instead he's the 40 year old virgin that's been waiting in the wings for forever and will settle for anything).
He is a human emotional sponge, soaking up her bitterness, her anger, and her continuously poor attitude while never batting an eye. He settles far below his own value for damaged goods not of his making in a very one sided exchange of he gives and she takes.
The Beta Provider Simp does all the work of repairing her self-inflicted damage from poor decisions while she stands passively by and watches. All in exchange for the company of a washed up, bitter woman whose looks have long ago faded and whom is now too old to conceive children or raise a family. Playing the White Knight to her damaged goods, he has no expectations or demands of her. She contributes absolutely nothing. He does all the work. He often is not even able to physically escalate with her.
After a few months she'll fly away to someone that actually sizzles her emotions leaving her beta orbiter behind. And as a true Disposable Male, he will never question why he invested all that time and energy generously attempting to rescue a damaged, bitter woman who can never be repaired, or why he can only approach and open the bitter dregs of womankind that have no other options, instead of starting out with warm, sweet, undamaged women in the first place.
He'll never consider ditching the office drone outfit and wearing a v-neck shirt, lifting weights to improve his pencil thin upper arms, learning how to be a disrespectful cad that women love, or otherwise incorporating any of the bad boy personality traits that he can clearly see women find so attractive ...into himself.
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Mediocre girl is excited to ride the alpha cock carousel with bad boy thug (wearing a V-neck shirt even) that makes her feel excited. By the time he dumps her, she finds herself now worn out, used, and her looks faded. She spends her time bitter and alone. (Omitted: and fat) Eventually along stumbles Captain Save-A-Ho Beta-Provider to rescue her from her own poor decisions. (Unrealistic portrayal of him having any damage, because he generally has zero experience with women. Instead he's the 40 year old virgin that's been waiting in the wings for forever and will settle for anything).
He is a human emotional sponge, soaking up her bitterness, her anger, and her continuously poor attitude while never batting an eye. He settles far below his own value for damaged goods not of his making in a very one sided exchange of he gives and she takes.
The Beta Provider Simp does all the work of repairing her self-inflicted damage from poor decisions while she stands passively by and watches. All in exchange for the company of a washed up, bitter woman whose looks have long ago faded and whom is now too old to conceive children or raise a family. Playing the White Knight to her damaged goods, he has no expectations or demands of her. She contributes absolutely nothing. He does all the work. He often is not even able to physically escalate with her.
After a few months she'll fly away to someone that actually sizzles her emotions leaving her beta orbiter behind. And as a true Disposable Male, he will never question why he invested all that time and energy generously attempting to rescue a damaged, bitter woman who can never be repaired, or why he can only approach and open the bitter dregs of womankind that have no other options, instead of starting out with warm, sweet, undamaged women in the first place.
He'll never consider ditching the office drone outfit and wearing a v-neck shirt, lifting weights to improve his pencil thin upper arms, learning how to be a disrespectful cad that women love, or otherwise incorporating any of the bad boy personality traits that he can clearly see women find so attractive ...into himself.
"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
--Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
