[Dusty]

(06-02-2014 08:35 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

Do yall think it would still be effective with a small or average size dick?

Should have said:

Do yall think it would still be effective with a small or average size dick? Asking for a friend.

[TonySandos]

(06-02-2014 03:25 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  

This may sound stupid but it can work and has for me. Chicks dig tv and stupid sitcoms so thats often an easy topic of convo. Many chicks loved how i met your mother. Early on which seems to be where filler convo like talking about your fav episode of a show comes in ill often joke about the naked man episode. Ill joke when your least expecting it im gonna pull that on you. Shel laugh maybe say yeah right u guys get sum playful banter going. Then one day actually pull out that stop. It will seem less creepy and pervy bc you guys already joked about it adlnd shes familiar with the reference but still shows you have balls and you still get the shock value. Ive done this maybe 3 times and worked everytime. I should add without her being familiar with the show i wouldnt have the balls to try this

BRUH I asked around my friend circle if anyone had pulled that off and the success rate. Thanks for charting new territories. 1 rep for that brave soldier

[Renberg]

(06-02-2014 03:25 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  

This may sound stupid but it can work and has for me. Chicks dig tv and stupid sitcoms so thats often an easy topic of convo. Many chicks loved how i met your mother. Early on which seems to be where filler convo like talking about your fav episode of a show comes in ill often joke about the naked man episode. Ill joke when your least expecting it im gonna pull that on you. Shel laugh maybe say yeah right u guys get sum playful banter going. Then one day actually pull out that stop. It will seem less creepy and pervy bc you guys already joked about it adlnd shes familiar with the reference but still shows you have balls and you still get the shock value. Ive done this maybe 3 times and worked everytime. I should add without her being familiar with the show i wouldnt have the balls to try this

That's amazing. You have a higher success rate than Barney Stinson!

My buddies and I have joked about doing this, and I actually talked to a chick I was dating about doing this (but I never came through).

[heavy]

Great post and I'd think it'd work with any at least avg sized dick, but...

(06-02-2014 08:35 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

Do yall think it would still be effective with a small or average size dick?

Glad I'm not the only one who wondered. Do I have to be the guy who actually asks?

"So...do you you have an anaconda...I mean, for the purpose of the story of course, not that I care"

...it's sorta makes a difference if OP is sportin a forearm down there

[Moma]

(06-02-2014 08:35 AM)JoyStick Wrote:  

Do yall think it would still be effective with a small or average size dick?

You gotta use that dick so if she gonna have to see it sooner or later...you will get points for having the gall to brandish it sooner..

[robreke]

(09-29-2013 05:57 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

This is some rudimentary shit, so maybe I should aim it more towards the newbies, a lot of seasoned cats may say it's the "oldest trick in the book."

If and when you are in a situation where the girl is giving you a fair amount of last minute resistance, but you already have started fooling around with her in a private location (making out, sucking breasts on the couch in your apartment), there is sexual momentum and tension, but she won't give it up... Whip out your cock and start jerking it to get hard, if it's not already.

Chances are she is horny and the sight of your dick will be the straw that breaks the camels back. This has worked for me the last two times I got laid, last night went out with this crazy chick I met at the grocery store a week prior.

The date was going alright, but as the night progressed and she got more and more buzzed she started acting more and more annoying and strange, and I could tell she probably had a few "screws loose".

It's "homecoming weekend" here at the local university, and the bars were packed last night, we got a couple drinks, but weren't feeling the vibe, so I bounced her back to her spot. At the bars I had already made out with her, and got a good bit of kino and flirting going. I was originally thinking of bouncing her to my spot, but I decided that something was "off" about her, and she had mentioned that she had the place to herself, her roommates were out of town, and that we could hang out back there.

We were on the couch in her living room, and were kind of cuddling and making out, but every time I reached for her tits or tried to put my hand on her pussy, she pushed it away.

She started getting really annoying, playing really bad loud music on her lap top, then putting on some Eddie Murphy comedy clip that was obvious she'd listened to dozens of time, and laughing hysterically when I didn't even think it was funny. I got to a point where I was just going to say fuck it and bounce, she was pushing my had away when I tried to escalate, obviously seemed like she had issues, and it was tired, and she was annoying me.

That said however, I had the feeling that if I tried a little harder I could get laid, she wasn't bad looking probably objectively a 6.5-7, but not really hot. It had been exactly 4 weeks since I last got laid and I was aching for the pussy real bad. Also in the car about an hour earlier before I drove her to her place, I popped a free sample of this "male libido enhancer", which is basically a natural boner pill, which may have had an effect on my boner which was developing.

Basically I started to say I was tired and excuse myself, and said I thought I was going to go. She encouraging me to stay and hang out longer and offered to let me crash at her place, but was adamant that nothing was going to happen between us. I took this as a sign and decided to kick it a bit longer and try to escalate again. Once again she was saying "sorry I just met you, I'm not going to have sex with you or suck your cock."

I told her that I understand and that it's cool, but I'm really horny and my dick is hard, and I'll probably jerk myself off right when I get home. She said that she would probably masturbate as soon as I left too. I was like well that doesn't make sense if we are both going to masturbate we should just hook up with each other.

She said no, and I tried to change the subject to porn, she said she likes to watch it, but only when she's alone and only to girl on girl (though she claims not to be bi-curious). I asked her if she would put some porn on and she said no, I told her I want to jerk off and asked if she wanted to watch, she said no, go to the bathroom and do it there.

At that point, I just said fuck it, and unzipped my pants, pulled my dick out which was already hard. She was like "oh my God you have a huge cock" in an admiring way, then she said "maybe I do want to have sex with you." I tried to basically stick my dick in her face to see if she would suck it, but she wouldn't and said she would probably gage and puke.

She asked me if I had a condom, which I replied I did, she led me to her bedroom, and went through two fits of "I don't know if I can do this", and "I shouldn't do this", and "were not going to do this." Meanwhile I'm just on the bed jerking my shit, she says she's got to take a piss, but when she comes back, she start to take her clothes off.

She has a pretty decent body, and when she get's on the bed she says she's got a tight pussy, which she did, I fingered her for a bit, she wanted me to do it longer, but I sensed a bit of urgency, so I put the condom on, mounted her and began plowing away.

Her pussy was tight and wet, but she was acting really weird, saying "no one has ever made me cum, I can't cum", then she was telling me "hurry up and cum, just get it over with." Normally, I'd like to pump for as long as I can, but since she was acting so bizarrely and was telling me to cum, I pretty much tried to bust as soon as I could, she did have a nice pussy which made it easier.

Afterwards she was acting all emotionally, and weird and I tried to play the nice guy and cuddle with her for a bit, and tell her she was great and I had a good time, but I knew that as soon as I got out of there, I'd never look back, and would never contact her again.

I got the notch and ended my dry spell, and I think a lot of it boiled to "when in doubt, whip it out", if a girl is already horny, the sight of your dick may be the last thing that puts her over the edge, and lets her throw logic and reason out the window.

Now obviously you want to be calibrated and only do this in the proper situation, that should go without saying. You don't whip your dick out at the wrong place at the wrong time, with the wrong girl, that could be a bad recipe.

The last chick I fucked before this one, I pretty much used the same maneuver. I had already fucked her before, she was an old fuck buddy that I was able to relight the flame with so to speak. We had sex a few times in the previous two weeks, but for some reason that night, she was trying to shut me down. I ran into her a the bars, and we went back to her place. It was pretty obvious we were on the outs for whatever reason, I was still down to hit it, but she was acting like she didn't want to.

Back at her place we made out, but she refused all my attempts at sex. Eventually I just pulled my dick out, and put her hand on it, and she started stroking it. I then put my had down her skirt, and started fingering her pussy, so we were effectively masturbating each other. She got too horny and pulled her skirt and panties down and jumped on my dick and started riding it. Unfortunately she texted me a couple days later and said she didn't want to see me anymore, but at least I got that one last fuck in.

Just don't stick it in her face. One time I did....rock hard by the way...and word got out it was practically rape ( which it wasn't) but she felt as if she was being forced in a sense. I was shocked to hear it.

[jamaicabound]

(06-02-2014 03:44 PM)TonySandos Wrote:  

(06-02-2014 03:25 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  

This may sound stupid but it can work and has for me. Chicks dig tv and stupid sitcoms so thats often an easy topic of convo. Many chicks loved how i met your mother. Early on which seems to be where filler convo like talking about your fav episode of a show comes in ill often joke about the naked man episode. Ill joke when your least expecting it im gonna pull that on you. Shel laugh maybe say yeah right u guys get sum playful banter going. Then one day actually pull out that stop. It will seem less creepy and pervy bc you guys already joked about it adlnd shes familiar with the reference but still shows you have balls and you still get the shock value. Ive done this maybe 3 times and worked everytime. I should add without her being familiar with the show i wouldnt have the balls to try this

BRUH I asked around my friend circle if anyone had pulled that off and the success rate. Thanks for charting new territories. 1 rep for that brave soldier

Thanks for the rep. Lol I totally forgot about the success rate part but if I recall that was some funny like what works 2 out of 3 times or something along those lines but said a bit more clever.

Honestly without the chick being familiar with the reference I probably wouldn't try it as I'd be afraid of the "R" word being thrown around lol but I always try to set it up early when we joke about the episode, just wait one day when your least expecting it your gonna walk out of the kitchen or bathroom to me doing the naked man, but you won't know what pose. They of course joke with you and never believe it but when you do pull it out they already know the reference, tink its funny as well as balsy and at that point your naked so if she has any interest in you its on. What I also like about this strategy as opposed to just whipping your dickout is that your essentially doing it at a distance, your say naked on the couch or bed or wherever and she is walking into the room so your not forcing yourself on her, there's some distance so hopefully she's a bit more comfortable and also if she is freaked out she has the option of leaving the room and isn't cornered so your not gonna wind up with a rape or lewd acts cahrge lol

[TonySandos]

You saying that made me think about refining the 'put her hand on it' move also.

You're going to put her hand in your pants:

-kiss her while you're slinking your snake out the hole. The goal is enough room for her to grab the thing like throttle.
-it works best if she has her eyes closed or it's in the dark. The visualizing part usually gets them hornier
-she may let out a big gasp when she realizing what's going on. --->bite her neck etc, do something nasty and nonverbally encourage her to squeeze it. They get really horny at this point so just let her begin stroking it while you move on to feeling her up

[General Butt Naked]

i've done it- it can certainly work, but could also blow up in your face... instead of hers. pun intended.

it's a good last ditch effort when you've exhausted everything else and are getting annoyed with her LMR.

i don't exactly whip it out though... my technique differs a little:

when i'm hit with LMR and it's happening at my apartment, i take off an article of clothing every time she resists my advances.

we'll be laying on my bed making out and i'll be grabbing a titty, she'll move my hand away so ill take off both my socks. we begin kissing again, my hands find there way to her thighs and eventually the button of her pants and my hands gets redirected again... i'll stand up, look her in the eyes and remove my shirt. lay back down bare-chested- at this point, they hit you with a confused look and begin to question your actions- i explain to her i prefer to not wear a shirt when i'm in my home. i've got a nice body so she starts rubbing my chest and we begin to kiss some more. at this point she lets me rub her pussy outside of her pants for a little bit longer than my previous attempt 45 seconds ago. yet she soon pushes it away again. we kiss for a bit longer, then i stand up again, look at her and take my pants + underwear off and look at her... standing above her butt-naked like i'm zeus. i slowly make my way back in bed with her (mind you she is fully clothed) and she asks what the fuck i'm doing. often times with a laugh attached. there's different ways to field this question, but i usually tell them it's all in the name of comfort.

at this point, you either go back to making out and she starts touching all over you followed by her clothes coming off, or she says it's a wrap and she's ghost.

i've done this play by play roughy ~10 times and have only had one chick bolt.

so although i'm not exactly 'whipping it out' i'm hitting them with a sort of stutter step that really throws them off. slowly warming them up to the idea of my naked body being next to them and if they so choose, inside of them as well.

courage is the name of the game.

[Dusty]

I started reading Poosy Paradise. Roosh likes to put a girl's hand on his cock through his jeans when he is busting through LMR.

I've done that and whipping it out. It usually works. Your timing needs to be right though. Don't going doing it as soon as you walk in the door.

[Levi]

My ex of 1 month came over, we're on my bed and she's giving big time LMR so I whip it on out and start jackin down.......She went into a rage fit of how I only want her for sex and fled the room

Soo did I fuck up or should I just cease contact w her

[Orion]

As a non-native English speaker, i easily understood it as "when in doubt, wipe it out". I was intrigued.

[TonySandos]

Lol did you want sex every. single. time. You saw here and often turned everything into sex? If not she sounds like a manipulative type

[BadWolf]

Cool stories and all but it only takes once for that to go horribly wrong especially in this politically charged atmosphere... I mean sure, do that in a foreign land, no big deal but down in Crazy Ass America terms like 'indecent exposure' or 'rape' come to mind for resentful women.

As a general rule to avoid being the next Rooshforum Rape story vicitm: If you don't intend to keep her, don't fvck her in the first place.

America sounds like a really fvcked up place where a lot of risk taking happens.