[Cattle Rustler]

This trend appeared on Twitter back in 2011, now it's back and people are tweeting pick up lines associated with the shut down.

Since some of us get on OKC/POF/MM, I thought it would be fun to experiment with some shutdown lines to see what happens....perhaps some lizzard will dig our bait.

Feel free to publish your own below.

Edit: Just remembered that a lot of RVFers live in D.C.......perfect opportunity against those independent women.

[Cattle Rustler]

From NPR via Twitter
— "You're all the stimulus I need."

— "I'm on furlough from the TSA. Want me to wand you?"

— "Do you work for the government? Because you shut. it. down."

— "Where have you been sequestered all my life?"

— "Do you not carry health insurance? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

— "My resolution continues ALL NIGHT."

— "The IRS is suspending all audit activities. But I'll still check you out."

— "The only thing nonessential about you are those pants."

There's also some tweeting about about #ifgovernmentshutsdown. Here's one of those:

— "#ifgovernmentshutsdown then who's going to read my emails before me?"

- With the government shutdown...it appears we need to better utilize your private sector. #ShutdownPickupLines

The library is closing, mind if I check you out instead?

The only thing nonessential about you are those pants.

[Walderschmidt]

I love those good humour responses to things like this.

[Mage]

Coming from former Soviet Union I can testify that humour is a nations savior in dark times. It's the green spring that breaks stone pavement.

[K Galt]

Hey Mage, check these out, these were compiled from a former Soviet Union expat and posted at the humorist website, RedSquare - Contradictions of Socialism (I saw the future and ran away):

Quote:

There was a time in recent American history when certain Soviet jokes didn't work in translation - not so much because of the language differences, but because of the lack of common sociopolitical context. But that is changing. As President Obama is preparing us for a great leap towards collectivism, I find myself recollecting forgotten political jokes I shared with comrades while living in the old country under Brezhnev, Andropov, and Gorbachev. (I was too young to remember the Khrushchev times, but I remember the Khrushchev jokes.) I also noticed that the further America "advances" back to the Soviet model, the more translatable the old Soviet jokes become. ~

Not all Soviet advancements have metastasized here yet, but we have four more glorious years to make it happen. The six dialectical contradictions of socialism in the USSR:

There is full employment - yet no one is working.
No one is working - yet the factory quotas are fulfilled.
The factory quotas are fulfilled - yet the stores have nothing to sell.
The stores have nothing to sell - yet people got all the stuff at home.
People got all the stuff at home - yet everyone is complaining.
Everyone is complaining - yet the voting is always unanimous.

[Cattle Rustler]

The humor in the last post is making Stalin's hamster spin out of control.

[Mage]

In early Soviet times there was a slogan: Communism is Soviet power plus electrification of the whole country.

From this the joke arose:

Q:What is electrification? A:It is Communism minus Soviet power.