[Cattle Rustler]

I would:

• Invest 80% of my money
• Start a few businesses with 15% the rest
• have the other 5% to travel around the world in a "upper middle class" manner. Not back packing nor spending too much
• Live life as if nothing happened.
• P.S - I would troll gold diggers and feminists....and maybe I'll start the Institute for Defense Against Feminism
  

[WestIndianArchie]

I'd build the funnel.

1. pick a city that I want to lock down - la, nyc, hong kong, london, et cetera

2. Develop some entertainment property
- high end bar - 25+
- exclusive dance club - 18-23
- underground/edgy small bar or club/performance space - hot chicks not into mainstream stuff

3. Use industry practice to funnel people (i.e. hot chicks in)

4. Once developed, flip them to people who want to get in the biz, and develop other hot spots

So setting up my fishing pond and just shooting ducks in a barrel and mixing metaphors.

WIA

[Dusty]

(08-04-2013 08:09 AM)blackglasses Wrote:  

surprised no one mentioned the simplest idea: if you win more than 9 figures, you could buy your way to fame.

1. buy a couple million social media followers
2. throw a few high end parties
3. let it be known that you throw these parties
4. your name will buzz around and people will know you after youve been seen with some stars
5. once it is known that you fucked a couple celebs, pussy will pour in
6. with that much money you could get a fucking super bowl ad lol.

The Great Gatsby approach.

[Parlay44]

1. Post an ad saying "First woman that gives birth to my child gets a million dollars cash".
2. Get a vasectomy.
3. Sit back and wait.

[Aliblahba]

(08-04-2013 03:12 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

(08-04-2013 08:09 AM)blackglasses Wrote:  

surprised no one mentioned the simplest idea: if you win more than 9 figures, you could buy your way to fame.

1. buy a couple million social media followers
2. throw a few high end parties
3. let it be known that you throw these parties
4. your name will buzz around and people will know you after youve been seen with some stars
5. once it is known that you fucked a couple celebs, pussy will pour in
6. with that much money you could get a fucking super bowl ad lol.

The Great Gatsby approach.

I'd use that model to become a deity in India. Once the sub continent was cracked, you guys would be invited in to share the spoils.

Question. What kind of persona would you create? Keep your own, or live out a fantasy?

[YaManBT]

(08-04-2013 03:15 AM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

(08-03-2013 10:42 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

If you won the lottery, how would you maximize your pussy pipeline? I'm talking winning $200 million on up?

I would start by leaving the country. Any plan listed in here that doesn't mention expatriation is welcoming inefficiency. I wouldn't waste my fortune trying to impress American girls, the Return-on-Investment is too low.

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I'd probably buy a nightclub where 10's go, hang out there, and let it be known I'm the owner.

I know this is all just a hypothetical and things aren't that serious, but think about this: would you really sink your fortune into a night club (a notoriously risky investment that has cost many their wealth) just for the sake of impressing a few "10s"?

You're going to buy the club just for ass, and then use that ownership in a bid to qualify yourself to hot girls?

The mentality seems a bit backward here.

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Or buy a sports team and become a celebrity and rely on celebrity game. Mark Cuban made his billions in IT but became a celebrity by buying the Dallas Mavericks.

To become such a celebrity you'd need to buy a very high profile team and sink a lot of money into them in order to breed success. If you only had $200 million, that could easily eat up all of your fortune.

So, in short, you're taking on a tremendously risky and labor-intensive (these teams take work to turn into success) investment just so you can qualify yourself to females.

Is all of that effort worth it for the sake of chasing some hot American girls? What will be the return on your investment?

You could just take trip to E. Europe where men like Roosh (with nowhere near $200m) are regularly finding sexual gratification with plenty of attractive women. We all know about the quality of women in many parts of E. Europe. You could land there, buy a solid place, and start getting with a number of women of equal or greater quality than what you'd find after spending tens of millions in the US on clubs or sports teams in a bid to impress.

You'd be able to do this while keeping the vast majority ($199 Million+) of your $200 million fortune intact, allowing it to grow via investment as you age and giving you more opportunities to further invest later on in things that could actually be worthwhile (ex: real estate, dividend providing stocks, etc, etc).

Or you could just go buy some high quality escorts. In the USA a model-caliber escort could cost you $4-500 an hour, or perhaps just a couple thousand for the weekend. Spend $5000 a week on a different escort for every week of the year and you'll spend just over $250,000 annually-a drop in the bucket on a $200 million fortune whose returns, if well invested, could yield well over 10 times that amount in annual income. This would also cost you less money than a club/sports team, cost you less effort, and probably result in more variety and higher quality than you'd otherwise have. If your goal is just lots of sex with the most beautiful women you can find, this is the most efficient route.

This model could be enhanced if you traveled and put it into play due to the lower costs of escorts abroad and the equal or greater quality.

Back to the thread topic, though: what would I do with $200 Million, specifically?

Whatever gets me to the goal I described here.
I would invest in myself, improving my style, my knowledge, my fitness and my experience as well as enhancing my proficiency in the fields/hobbies I take a particular interest in. I would invest my fortune with the intent to expand it each and every year. I also would probably invest extensively in real estate and a handful of other ventures, establishing a company through which to express my business interests after I work to gain the knowledge needed to do that properly.

I would return to Jamaica and engage in business there and establish myself as a big fish in that small pond. Following an extensive period spent learning the ins and outs of the sporting industry, I would bankroll the Jamaican National Football Team and the local Football League because that would satisfy a passion of mine. I would also engage in a number of philanthropic endeavours of personal importance to me (ex: helping to fund construction of the national highway system, re-paving roads in the town from which my family originates, renovating the high school at which my grandfather taught, etc).

These events would probably result in my establishing a significant number of valuable contacts in Jamaica and perhaps elsewhere in the Caribbean. I would continue investing in the Caribbean, Europe and the USA with the aim of building a strong foundation/corporation that my children (I would intend to father many given the size of my fortune) can inherit and, hopefully, turn into a dynasty that last long after I die.

Women are not irrelevant to all of the above. Obviously as I invest and donate and make contacts, I become known and gain social stature. That would lead to lots of women.

My point, however, is that they would not be the point of it all. I will not have wasted my fortune qualifying myself to them, nor will I have invested significant amounts of money specifically with the aim of getting to them. I will have built myself into someone I wanted to be and then pursued my own passions and interests for their own sake.

This is arguably the best way to get high-value, high-quality women chasing you (read: effortless attraction): developing passions and sustaining the drive to follow them for their own sake. The further your actions get from serving as subtly veiled bids to beg for/qualify yourself to pussy, the better the reaction you will get from truly high-quality women (who are great at seeing through bids for qualification by rich men).

Use your wealth to build yourself, and the "pussy pipeline" will come to you.

[LeBeau]

This doesn't necessarily apply just to girls (or you don't need that many millions) but:

I would get myself an ISDA agreement and finally put on some of the longer term and more asymmetric trades I've always wanted to do

Write a book or several

Set up some sort of philanthropy initiative

Go up to space and do an "Earth's orbit Data Sheet"

Studies on myself with different supplements and scientists for anti aging options

Never again wake up with an alarm clock

Multiple penthouses in different cities for parties, model shoots, etc.

Bespoke everything

[Vicious]

I realize I wouldn't change much, just drop work to half time to travel. That's where my true joy is.

[Aliblahba]

If it were under the premise of winning the lottery, I'd follow some of the advice from this site:

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/lottery-winners/

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Open a blind trust. Hire a tax attorney. Once you're a client, the lawyer is legally bound to maintain your confidentiality. Tell them you want to open a blind trust in order to claim the lottery prize as an anonymous trustee. Provide three photocopies of your ticket. All contact with the lottery commission will be made through your lawyer.

I'd file through a firm that could do this as well as handle the cash until I was able to get a foothold. Then scatter the financial management to several firms, for checks and balances.

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Move away. And not just out of town. We're talking out of state, possibly out of the country. You can't expect to keep a lid on your secret forever; information wants to be free. Maybe buy a modest house with a good alarm system in a gated community with a private security force. That ought to minimize the solicitors at your door. Also be sure to get an unlisted phone number.

In all seriousness, I'd stay under the radar. I've had a theory for years that it's far less headaches and just as profitable to be the man behind the man. Same concept applies to winning the lottery; once in the spotlight, the headaches and liabilities come with it. And I wouldn't want my family to be affected by the media bullshit. Out of sight, out of mind.

[Excelsior]

(08-04-2013 03:41 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

If it were under the premise of winning the lottery, I'd follow some of the advice from this site:

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/lottery-winners/

Quote:

Open a blind trust. Hire a tax attorney. Once you're a client, the lawyer is legally bound to maintain your confidentiality. Tell them you want to open a blind trust in order to claim the lottery prize as an anonymous trustee. Provide three photocopies of your ticket. All contact with the lottery commission will be made through your lawyer.

I'd file through a firm that could do this as well as handle the cash until I was able to get a foothold. Then scatter the financial management to several firms, for checks and balances.

Quote:

Move away. And not just out of town. We're talking out of state, possibly out of the country. You can't expect to keep a lid on your secret forever; information wants to be free. Maybe buy a modest house with a good alarm system in a gated community with a private security force. That ought to minimize the solicitors at your door. Also be sure to get an unlisted phone number.

In all seriousness, I'd stay under the radar. I've had a theory for years that it's far less headaches and just as profitable to be the man behind the man. Same concept applies to winning the lottery; once in the spotlight, the headaches and liabilities come with it. And I wouldn't want my family to be affected by the media bullshit. Out of sight, out of mind.

[Nascimento]

(08-04-2013 03:15 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

1. Post an ad saying "First woman that gives birth to my child gets a million dollars cash".
2. Get a vasectomy.
3. Sit back and wait.

LOL

That might be the funniest thing I've ever read on these forums.

[Kickb]

I would buy a lambo and drive around with my Shirt off, put the doors up and drive around with my gucci loafers kicking around out of the car while blasting this song

Then I'd get out at Whole foods, post up at the bar for some drinks. Then I'd walk around and talk to all the 7s 8s 9s and dimes!

[R Smoov]

Like Ali said, it's best to stunt in the shadows.

I'd make sure that my money and my identity tied with it is secret.

I'd "study abroad". Don't know where at or so, but I'm chilling out there for a few years. Let the whole lottery stuff die down. Let people think that I just went to this country and never came back.

I want that mystery to build up.

I'd come back to the US Style and Fitness tuned up. Years from "studying abroad" Rosca done came up.

Challenge kickboxer to a street race (Mazi vs Lambo). Prolly end up getting fined. But it's okay, I got 200 mil.

Hang out with Fisto and go to a club with him. Watch him put the beats on some chode who was acting reckless. But it's okay, I got 200 mil. Cops ain't touching us.

Make my life as interesting and fun with the money I got. If asked how I got so much money

"Beat Obama in a fist fight."

[MikeCF]

Tie your money up in trusts and hide assets. Let people sue you. Oh well.

Get a vasectomy but freeze sperm in case you want kids.

Go out and blast away without a care in the world.

[Cattle Rustler]

(08-04-2013 11:17 PM)Rosca Wrote:  

But it's okay, I got 200 mil.

That would be your personal slogan.


"But it's okay, I got 200 mil" - Rosca

[Aliblahba]

Next level alert:

Lottery winner cover story:


Her: So, like, how did you get so rich?
You: I invested everything in the most valuable resource on Earth.
Her: WOW! What is that?
You: *pause* Me.

[Hotwheels]

Buy a container of Grey Goose and tape an amex black card to my forehead at the rhino.

[LeBeau]

(08-04-2013 11:17 PM)Rosca Wrote:  

I'd come back to the US Style and Fitness tuned up. Years from "studying abroad" Rosca done came up.

Watch him put the beats on some chode who was acting reckless. But it's okay, I got 200 mil. Cops ain't touching us.

Make my life as interesting and fun with the money I got. If asked how I got so much money

"Beat Obama in a fist fight."

Funny post.

You might not get this reference, but as I started reading that, it all started to be heard in the voice of J-Roc, when he's finally on top.

You might have an RVF hit on your hands.

"I Got 200 Mil" by Rosca

[Spike]

I find these kind of threads a bit useless.

- What if I woke up tomorrow with the looks of a Greek adonis?

- What if I stranded on a tropical island with nothing but playmates?

- What if I suddenly got superpowers?

Better work on things you can actually accomplish or at least give it your best.

A dream without a plan is just a dream.

[Aliblahba]

^^^con't...
What if I woke up tomorrow a Hollywood star?

[Spike]

con't

What if I try to look like a hard ass soldier while i'm just a computer dork working a desk job in the army?

[Aliblahba]

Hey the old Neil is back. We missed you!

[Aliblahba]

Neil's right guys. Go back to work. Dreams are for chumps. For us non A list folks this is good as it gets. What were we thinking about winning the lottery and planning for the financial burden.

[MikeCF]

What if I went to L.A. but couldn't afford to go out and buy drinks or sleep in a hotel and had to mooch off of other forum members?

[Hades]

One of my old friends who has unfortunately dropped off the face of the earth and got into 4chan bullshit posted this a couple of years back. I thought it was pretty funny and applicable.



Yeah, winning the lottery is like soviet russia man, lizards swoop you.