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08-03-2013, 04:47 AM
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08-03-2013, 05:43 AM
There's been multiple comments posted by readers how they could smuggle a fifth in their bra. Just how massive are these people? Better yet, why is that much of a struggle to go a few hours without drinking alcohol?
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"SMUGGLE BOOZE IN YOUR BRA!"
08-03-2013, 10:46 AM
I learned this one from a sorority chick with no tits. She'd stuff her bra with vodka and go fill up in the bathroom.
Shit if I was really hurtin for money I'd probably put a bag of burbon down my pants.
It would be a great response to chicks who ask for drinks, just grab your nutsack and say 'drink up'
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"SMUGGLE BOOZE IN YOUR BRA!"
08-03-2013, 01:59 PM
Future xojane threads:
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"Drink shots with my slit"
"Smuggle pills in my pussy"
"Hide Ho-Ho's in my hoo-hoo"
"Smuggle Twinkies in my tooshie"
"Bing drink from my butthole"
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"SMUGGLE BOOZE IN YOUR BRA!"
08-03-2013, 02:31 PM
Quote: (08-03-2013 01:59 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:
Future xojane threads:
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"Bing drink from my butthole"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/everything-...t-chugging
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"SMUGGLE BOOZE IN YOUR BRA!"
08-03-2013, 04:00 PM
I know a chick who puts a few J's in a baggie and shoves them up her twat when she goes on an airplane.
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