[babelfish669]

L-O-L...

How bad was it before the VHS?

[RonnieB]

I've had a quite a few painful blowjobs where the girls sucks it too hard and I've had to correct them. Think it's just part of being uncircumcised.

My theory is that chicks don't realise that they have to use different techniques for cut and uncut guys. Im uncut and it's pretty uncomfortable for me to walk around when my foreskin is pulled back in my pants as it hurts when it rubs on the material. I don't imagine cut guys are feeling discomfort with their cocks rubbing in their pants so there must be a difference in sensitivity between cut and uncut guys.

I've got a hunch that an American girl would give a painful blowjob to an uncut guy as she's used to handling cut cocks and applying more pressure.
And the opposite in Europe, I imagine American guys who are cut wish European girls would apply a bit more pressure.

[assman]

Ronnie, you might be on to something.

[Cr33pin]

I find it to be the most enjoyable when I am in their throat an their eyes are watering up.....

[DLZ]

Shit, I'm cut and I've had to stop girls just because they don't know how to pull their lips over their teeth. Or sucking too hard.

But a girl who applies a liberal amount of lip gloss/stick and knows how to work the balls with her tongue? Perfect.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

I blame the prevalence of porn. A lot women today learn what to do in the bedroom from porn and porn today has become insanely aggressive. This is why I turned off from it.

I know I'm gonna sound like a feminist, but here goes. Who the fuck decided women needed to be choked and gagged? And who decided that there's no such thing as plain old handjobs, but only "harsh handjobs?" When you see guys jamming "it" down women's throats as if they're feelingless jackhammers, you get the idea the human penis is tough as nails. It isn't. That's acting for an audience, not real life.

I guess all of this makes for a more exciting viewing experience. But it doesn't translate to real life. Going at something 100 miles per hour when you should be going 20 ruins the experience. Beyond all that, just that fact that there's so much porn everywhere makes women think they need to put "performance" over passion and this, I think, is where the problems with pain stem from.

I better sign off before Jezebel starts to recruit me.

[assman]

(07-28-2013 05:47 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

I blame the prevalence of porn. A lot women today learn what to do in the bedroom from porn and porn today has become insanely aggressive. This is why I turned off from it.

I know I'm gonna sound like a feminist, but here goes. Who the fuck decided women needed to be choked and gagged? And who decided that there's no such thing as plain old handjobs, but only "harsh handjobs?" When you see guys jamming "it" down women's throats as if they're feelingless jackhammers, you get the idea the human penis is tough as nails. It isn't. That's acting for an audience, not real life.

I guess all of this makes for a more exciting viewing experience. But it doesn't translate to real life. Going at something 100 miles per hour when you should be going 20 ruins the experience. Beyond all that, just that fact that there's so much porn everywhere makes women think they need to put "performance" over passion and this, I think, is where the problems with pain stem from.

I better sign off before Jezebel starts to recruit me.

I definitely don't do the whole 'face fucking' thing because that would be insanely painful for me, unless I stayed very shallow. I don't get how guys are able to do that without pain?

[Northern]

(07-26-2013 10:38 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Some women just suck at it.

That's why shoring can be fun sometimes

[Beyond Borders]

(07-28-2013 08:29 PM)assman Wrote:  

(07-28-2013 05:47 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

I blame the prevalence of porn. A lot women today learn what to do in the bedroom from porn and porn today has become insanely aggressive. This is why I turned off from it.

I know I'm gonna sound like a feminist, but here goes. Who the fuck decided women needed to be choked and gagged? And who decided that there's no such thing as plain old handjobs, but only "harsh handjobs?" When you see guys jamming "it" down women's throats as if they're feelingless jackhammers, you get the idea the human penis is tough as nails. It isn't. That's acting for an audience, not real life.

I guess all of this makes for a more exciting viewing experience. But it doesn't translate to real life. Going at something 100 miles per hour when you should be going 20 ruins the experience. Beyond all that, just that fact that there's so much porn everywhere makes women think they need to put "performance" over passion and this, I think, is where the problems with pain stem from.

I better sign off before Jezebel starts to recruit me.

I definitely don't do the whole 'face fucking' thing because that would be insanely painful for me, unless I stayed very shallow. I don't get how guys are able to do that without pain?

Are you a monster, or what? lol

This thread is really making me feel grateful about being just barely above or at "average." No better way to go to sleep than having a girl suck you off first.

You boys seriously don't know what you're missing.

By the way, I've noticed a lot of these Cambodian girls have big mouths and very full lips, for whatever reason. Just a heads up.

[RonnieB]

(07-29-2013 06:23 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Are you a monster, or what? lol

This thread is really making me feel grateful about being just barely above or at "average." No better way to go to sleep than having a girl suck you off first.

You boys seriously don't know what you're missing.

By the way, I've noticed a lot of these Cambodian girls have big mouths and very full lips, for whatever reason. Just a heads up.

I don't think it's anything to do with size, it's because the head of penis is too sensitive.

Blowjobs where the girl has her mouth upside down has the most chance of being uncomfortable for me, as in 69er type position.

[Hotwheels]

If they come at me from straight between my legs I often have to get them to work from the side as the molars on most broads mouths just grate the hell out of me.

Back in the late 90's Pontiac had a slogan for the Grand Prix; Wider is Better.

A girlfriend at the time adopted that slogan for me....

I didn't mind.

[assman]

(07-29-2013 06:23 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Are you a monster, or what? lol

This thread is really making me feel grateful about being just barely above or at "average." No better way to go to sleep than having a girl suck you off first.

You boys seriously don't know what you're missing.

LOL, not at all. I think it's what Ronnie suggests - just very sensitive and mostly dealing with American women who are used to circumcised guys, where they can apply a little pressure with the teeth and the cut guys will enjoy it.

[Hotwheels]

I'm cut and I fucking HATE teeth on my schlong.

[AneroidOcean]

(07-26-2013 08:00 PM)Garth Wrote:  

Worst I've ever had was from a girl that took "sucking" dick too literally. Like, she damn near gave me hickeys on the helmet. I continually tried to correct her but after fixing it for a minute or two EVERY SINGLE TIME she reverted back. It got to the point where I wouldn't let her put her mouth on me which may have been what ultimately split us up cause she was the most ravenous girl I've ever banged.

This is the fucking worst. Thankfully a girl I dated recently for over a year I was able to correct after the first time (2nd time she almost reverted but I gave her a look that said "if you even dare suck on it that hard" and she quickly checked herself).

That first time, though...I've never wanted to take my dick out of a girl's mouth that I find attractive so fast. My lord that was painful.

[Cr33pin]

I dunno what seems to be you guys problem... Im hung like a horse and face banged more girls then I could count on a calculator. I really only remember it hurting one time when some girls tooth was kind of rubbing my dick... I was in my teens an it left a little hard spot on my dick that was there for at least a year. Other then that and a good handful of girls puking every where I havent had any problems.

[RonnieB]

It's a foreskin thing. Uncircumcised guys have more sensitive heads and are susceptible to injury from the hard sucker