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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 08:26 AM
Happy birthday you dirty old man!
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 08:29 AM
"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."
"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 09:11 AM
I shouldn't ruin the surprise, but I'm working on getting Lindy West to sing Happy Birthday to you a la Marilyn Monroe.
Did you know that they're the same dress size?
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 09:20 AM
If you're not growing, you're dying.
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 09:29 AM
Happy birthday Roosh, I'm almost exactly 10 years older than you. I am your future! Read my posts and do the opposite or else!
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 09:48 AM
Today Roosh has graduated from "Uncle" to "Grampa"
Next book:
Bang Granny
Chapter 1- Elderly chat (for hearing aids)
Chapter 2- Selecting targets in nursing home
Chapter 3- Openers for Alheimers (constant repeating)
Chapter 4- Avoiding cockblockers (cain fights)
Chapter 5- Bring her back to your place (walker and wheelchair)
Chapter 6- Making the move (defeating depends)
Chapter 6- Getting the blowjob (without dentures)
Chapter 7- Special mentions:
Emech
Tenderman (R.I.P.)
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 09:52 AM
Happy Birthday!
Raise a glass to another year of pooosy plundering!
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 09:53 AM
I'm confused...so is Roosh actually turning 34 or is Flag Day just deemed his "birthday"?
"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."
"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 10:07 AM
Quote: (06-14-2013 09:58 AM)el mechanico Wrote:
Has kid, buys kickass pad in Romania or someplace after 1000 hours online research.
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 10:12 AM
Happy Bday Roosh!!..Hope you get that birthday sex!
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 10:26 AM
Congrats on another year of lickin' and stickin'...
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 10:28 AM
Birthday Game !
"In America we don't worship government, we worship God." - President Donald J. Trump
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Happy Birthday Roosh
06-14-2013, 10:38 AM
Quote: (06-14-2013 10:28 AM)JohnKreese Wrote:
Birthday Game
Approaches girl in bar: "You look like the type that would allow me spray icing on you for my birthday"
In the U.S.:
"Hey it's my birthday and I'd invite you but damn bitch I think you've already had your lifetime quota of cake."
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