In a move that will surely expand profits as much as guts, Pizza Hut has created Poutine Pizza for Toronto fatties (and the rest of Canada) to eat.
http://eater.com/archives/2013/06/12/piz...-pizza.php
Here's what it will look like.
![[Image: pizza-hut-canada-poutine-pizza.jpg]](http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/51b87824f92ea15e1e0453a3/pizza-hut-canada-poutine-pizza.jpg)
It's not exactly the most appetizing thing I've ever seen. But Pizza Hut knows what it's doing. Observe the look on this Canadian chick's face when a pile of fries, cheese, and gravy is placed before her.
![[Image: anna-poutine.jpg]](http://thetasteoftravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/anna-poutine.jpg)
It's identical to the look of the DC girl with her jumbo slice of pizza.
![[Image: filename-555728-2990111970498.jpg]](http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/02/ae/29/fa/filename-555728-2990111970498.jpg)
Will combining the two only increase the amount of bliss that fatties get from shoveling it into their mouths? Or will the Canadian fatties accept no substitute for the best way to end their night of binge drinking and rejecting men.
http://eater.com/archives/2013/06/12/piz...-pizza.php
Here's what it will look like.
![[Image: pizza-hut-canada-poutine-pizza.jpg]](http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/51b87824f92ea15e1e0453a3/pizza-hut-canada-poutine-pizza.jpg)
It's not exactly the most appetizing thing I've ever seen. But Pizza Hut knows what it's doing. Observe the look on this Canadian chick's face when a pile of fries, cheese, and gravy is placed before her.
![[Image: anna-poutine.jpg]](http://thetasteoftravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/anna-poutine.jpg)
It's identical to the look of the DC girl with her jumbo slice of pizza.
![[Image: filename-555728-2990111970498.jpg]](http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/02/ae/29/fa/filename-555728-2990111970498.jpg)
Will combining the two only increase the amount of bliss that fatties get from shoveling it into their mouths? Or will the Canadian fatties accept no substitute for the best way to end their night of binge drinking and rejecting men.