[Last Parade]

The woman who claims she is too pretty to take a job

Quote:

‘I’m not lazy and I’m no bimbo. The truth is my good looks have caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment. It’s not my fault … I can’t help the way I look.

(she quit her job two years ago fyi)

   

   



It's the story that keeps on giving, though:

Quote:

Miss Fernee’s parents – Catherine, 65, and Alan, 70 – inherited money from Laura’s grandfather, and now pay £2,000 a month in rent and bills for her flat in Notting Hill, London. Her parents also pay for her credit cards, and £1,700-per-month for her designer clothes and handbags.

Miss Fernee pays £80 a week to work out at the gym and spends £1,000 a month on socialising.

   


So she quit her job 2 years ago, is still unemployed (how does she afford her monthly socializing budget if it doesn't come from mommy and daddy...?), but this is only making the news now, why?

Because she's writing a book about how she's too pretty to work.

Her hamster is radioactive and its rationalization ability is off the charts.

[Brodiaga]

This cunt is pretty?

[Gmac]

I never liked women with that "look". I've also never been the most articulate guy, but aside from her small frame her features aren't attractive to me. 2/... oh wait, would I still bang? Sure.

That said, she is in the top 1% for England, yikes.

Better marry a beta before the body and face goes...

[Titan]

(05-21-2013 08:27 PM)Last Parade Wrote:  

Miss Fernee pays £80 a week to work out at the gym

I pay less than that for a year. Damn you english guys are getting sooo hustled

[GenJx]

shes 33 she could pass for 50

[ghostdog]

33 years old.. damn. a little too late in the game

no one is gonna wife her and let her stay at home.

at 33 you need an income because you're not goodlooking and fertile enough to support financially

[Brodiaga]

(05-21-2013 08:34 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

33 years old.. damn. a little too late in the game

no one is gonna wife her and let her stay at home.

at 33 you need an income because you're not goodlooking and fertile enough to support financially

The bitch looks like she's 53.

[Gmac]

(05-21-2013 08:34 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

33 years old.. damn. a little too late in the game

no one is gonna wife her and let her stay at home.

at 33 you need an income because you're not goodlooking and fertile enough to support financially

this guy and the fertility obsession. This has to be some kind of epidemic.

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

She looks 45! Pretty my ass, I'd give her a 4.5 at best.

[Brodiaga]

She's a 4-pinter.

[kazz]

Her tits are only an inch or 2 from her belly button (gravel rash); she needs a visit to the plastic surgeons office, would look much better with some higher dd s; however the prob then might well be she would be to pretty to even leave the house.

[ghostdog]

How tragic..
It's like NOW she decides to use her looks wisely and to spend her time "socializing" aka looking for d*ck. It would have been cute if she had mating as a priority at 22 and delayed work for that, but she does it when it's too late and now she is just a drain on her parents.
Damn this makes me almost feel bad for females. Their prime is that time from 15-30 when most people are immature idiots and don't have shit about their lives figured out. It just passes them by, and then that's it honey game over.
HAHA f*ck damn she better find a beta soon or hang herself.

[ghostdog]

(05-21-2013 08:35 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(05-21-2013 08:34 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

33 years old.. damn. a little too late in the game

no one is gonna wife her and let her stay at home.

at 33 you need an income because you're not goodlooking and fertile enough to support financially

this guy and the fertility obsession. This has to be some kind of epidemic.

I see it everywhere dog.. drives me nuts.

[Virtus]

im over 30 and this slag looks like my 50 yo neighbour

[WesternCancer]

At first I was like "damn she has no tits, but she was probably cute 20 years ago"

then I looked down

[Nonpareil]

Saggy tits, fivehead, no curves, face prematurely aged (probably from binge drinking), lazy, entitled attitude, at the damn source of Denial, Jaws-of-Life hamster.

I have worked with literally dozens of hotter women in my life.

[Timoteo]

Perhaps she's pretty for a 33 year old British woman? The first thing I noticed was the gravitational pull on the titties. She could at least have dropped some of mummy and dad's bucks on a decent bra. She has pretty eyes. That's about it.

[kosko]

She lying bout that age. No way she's 33.

She would of had implants tho if this was some beta supporting. Even the biggest schlubs would recognize the need to tack on bolts on her.

[GenJx]

what is do baby boo what it dooooo. you look pretty....... for an 80 year old jajajajaja

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

(05-21-2013 09:05 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Perhaps she's pretty for a 33 year old British woman? The first thing I noticed was the gravitational pull on the titties. She could at least have dropped some of mummy and dad's bucks on a decent bra. She has pretty eyes. That's about it.

For a British woman, she doesn't look much older than 33, and yea she is pretty compared to the average Brit woman. Like everyone else, at first I thought she has B cups, later I saw the saggy big tits.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

She's bangable but she's barely holding on. She looks like Fran Drescher and based on the article she's probably just as irrating.

[vinman]

[Sailor]

Miss Fernee studied science and medical research to doctorate level


Does that pay well?

[Christian McQueen]

33? Rightttttttttt.

Apparently, she spends X amount of $$$$ per week on....drumroll please....

Meth.

Would not bang.

[gamepadawan]

(05-21-2013 08:34 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

33 years old.. damn. a little too late in the game

no one is gonna wife her and let her stay at home.

at 33 you need an income because you're not goodlooking and fertile enough to support financially

not really I see old ass women with kids all over, their husbands are fat and beta but they're around