[MiXX]

An old friend of mine got married yesterday.....and he asked me why, at my age of 35, I don't have a wife...I could not answer him. At one point in our conversation, I felt ashamed of my player ways....then, later on that day, I was browsing my iphone pictures: I found this.......and felt sorry for him.

[OGNorCal707]

(07-22-2010 02:42 PM)MiXXmaster27 Wrote:  

An old friend of mine got married yesterday.....and he asked me why, at my age of 35, I don't have a wife...I could not answer him. At one point in our conversation, I felt ashamed of my player ways....then, later on that day, I was browsing my iphone pictures: I found this.......and felt sorry for him.

Nice, what's she drinking out that shotglass? LOL!!

[Caramel Communist]

Amen bro...a - muthafucking men....... true warrior's never stop...


I was in subway getting the usual Roasted Chicken Breast sub, all the veggies, hold the sauce...anyways cat walks in with this fine ass 30 sumthing chick holding hands...this dude was like in his late 60's....was rocking a ferrari spyder outside...I knew what was up and respected the cat so much....he wasn't quitting till they pumped dirt on top of his casket...

[Badstuber]

(07-22-2010 02:45 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

(07-22-2010 02:42 PM)MiXXmaster27 Wrote:  

An old friend of mine got married yesterday.....and he asked me why, at my age of 35, I don't have a wife...I could not answer him. At one point in our conversation, I felt ashamed of my player ways....then, later on that day, I was browsing my iphone pictures: I found this.......and felt sorry for him.

Nice, what's she drinking out that shotglass? LOL!!

Yeah, lmao

[Willy Wonka]

Nice pic, Mixx.

I didn't realize you were 35. I know this is a whole nother topic, but, just out of curiosity, how long have you been in "Game"? And, how'd you get into it?

[speakeasy]

Hahahaha!

[kerouac]

If you have more of these pics I don't want you to stop being a player either!

[hydrogonian]

haha...what exactly is she doing in that pic? Is that like an offering to the altar of Mixx, or what?

[Mrs. Chocolate]

That's why I don't like to have pictures of me in those situations

[MiXX]

(07-22-2010 05:20 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  

haha...what exactly is she doing in that pic? Is that like an offering to the altar of Mixx, or what?

Very good!

She is making an offering.....and that's all I'm saying as there is a lady present on this thread...



MIxx

[hydrogonian]

haha...Mrs Chocolate can take it. All women should be making penis offerings anyway, with alcohol, Jobu style...! Carefully study the technique on proper penis offerings, Mrs Chocolate.

At least someone is keeping proper pagan fertility rituals. Maybe viagra wouldnt be so popular if women did that more often.

And MiXX, I really don't believe that your that much of a gentleman in real life... I mean, really, there is woman making a penis offering. Stop fronting, player!

[MiXX]

(07-22-2010 06:10 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  

haha...Mrs Chocolate can take it. All women should be making penis offerings anyway, with alcohol, Jobu style...! Carefully study the technique on proper penis offerings, Mrs Chocolate.

At least someone is keeping proper pagan fertility rituals. Maybe viagra wouldnt be so popular if women did that more often.

And MiXX, I really don't believe that your that much of a gentleman in real life... I mean, really, there is woman making a penis offering. Stop fronting, player!

ROTFLMAOOOOOO!!

[Badstuber]

more pix pls

[gringoed]

Muy bueno.

Nice MC Hammer parachute pants sheets btw.

[Quasi]

My man MM "Respect the cock!"

[Rocco81]

Where's she from dude?

[Mrs. Chocolate]

(07-22-2010 06:10 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  

haha...Mrs Chocolate can take it. All women should be making penis offerings anyway, with alcohol, Jobu style...! Carefully study the technique on proper penis offerings, Mrs Chocolate.

At least someone is keeping proper pagan fertility rituals. Maybe viagra wouldnt be so popular if women did that more often.

And MiXX, I really don't believe that your that much of a gentleman in real life... I mean, really, there is woman making a penis offering. Stop fronting, player!

I can take it, but someone should defend the girls around here... ahahaha
Because I am discret, I don't say a word about my offerings. I'm a Lady.

[Badstuber]

what does a lady do on a site like this, lol

[Rocco81]

Your offerings? What you mean choco cakes?

[MiXX]

(07-22-2010 04:10 PM)Willy Wonka Wrote:  

Nice pic, Mixx.

I didn't realize you were 35. I know this is a whole nother topic, but, just out of curiosity, how long have you been in "Game"? And, how'd you get into it?

I've been in the game early teens actually. I've always chased women, and when I was 14, my girlfriend was a 27 year old Puerto Rican girl, whom eventually my mother had imprisoned for statutory rape...sadly (I wonder how she's doing today, I liked her a lot) =(


I kind of just fell into it really...I always loved women, loved sex - and hated paying for hookers like the rest of my friends were doing (and probably still do).

[OGNorCal707]

(07-23-2010 01:24 PM)MiXXmaster27 Wrote:  

(07-22-2010 04:10 PM)Willy Wonka Wrote:  

Nice pic, Mixx.

I didn't realize you were 35. I know this is a whole nother topic, but, just out of curiosity, how long have you been in "Game"? And, how'd you get into it?

I've been in the game early teens actually. I've always chased women, and when I was 14, my girlfriend was a 27 year old Puerto Rican girl, whom eventually my mother had imprisoned for statutory rape...sadly (I wonder how she's doing today, I liked her a lot) =(


I kind of just fell into it really...I always loved women, loved sex - and hated paying for hookers like the rest of my friends were doing (and probably still do).

So basically what you're saying is that you're a "natural", you've never had to "learn" game like the rest of us.

[MiXX]

(07-23-2010 01:30 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

So basically what you're saying is that you're a "natural", you've never had to "learn" game like the rest of us.

About 12 years ago, my grandfather died at the ripe old age of 81. At his funeral ceremony, there were lots of friends, family members and unknown guests all crying and paying their respects to my grandpa.

In particular, there was one unknown guest whom was of particular interest to the family. She was about 19 years old, crying, and literally throwing herself on my grandpa's coffin in lots of pain and deep emotional outbursts.

Weeks later, I pinged my mom, and asked her who that mystery girl was......she did not know. Eventually, an investigation as to who she was led us to understand that she was my grandpa's lover. Now, my grandfather was not rich, nor did he have a fortune to pass on to anybody at all....he was a middle class man on retirement money and SS benefits - nothing to be concerned about.

Now, the real shocker wasn't so much that she was 19, but she was pregnant from my grandpa - DNA confirmed.

I have, at the age of 35, a 12 year old blood uncle who was actually visiting me last night - to come over and play PS3 games.

Looking at my pedigree...I guess I am, well a natural.

Mixx

[Caramel Communist]

(07-23-2010 01:42 PM)MiXXmaster27 Wrote:  

(07-23-2010 01:30 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

So basically what you're saying is that you're a "natural", you've never had to "learn" game like the rest of us.

About 12 years ago, my grandfather died at the ripe old age of 81. At his funeral ceremony, there were lots of friends, family members and unknown guests all crying and paying their respects to my grandpa.

In particular, there was one unknown guest whom was of particular interest to the family. She was about 19 years old, crying, and literally throwing herself on my grandpa's coffin in lots of pain and deep emotional outbursts.

Weeks later, I pinged my mom, and asked her who that mystery girl was......she did not know. Eventually, an investigation as to who she was led us to understand that she was my grandpa's lover. Now, my grandfather was not rich, nor did he have a fortune to pass on to anybody at all....he was a middle class man on retirement money and SS benefits - nothing to be concerned about.

Now, the real shocker wasn't so much that she was 19, but she was pregnant from my grandpa - DNA confirmed.

I have, at the age of 35, a 12 year old blood uncle who was actually visiting me last night - to come over and play PS3 games.

Looking at my pedigree...I guess I am, well a natural.

Mixx

Mannnnn GET THE FCUK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS B.S......I WANNA SEE THE TEST RESULTS...I'M NOT KNOCKING YOU BUT IF THAT'S TRUE THEN THAT'S AN AMAZING STORY......LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MiXX]

(07-23-2010 01:55 PM)Caramel Communist Wrote:  

(07-23-2010 01:42 PM)MiXXmaster27 Wrote:  

(07-23-2010 01:30 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

So basically what you're saying is that you're a "natural", you've never had to "learn" game like the rest of us.

About 12 years ago, my grandfather died at the ripe old age of 81. At his funeral ceremony, there were lots of friends, family members and unknown guests all crying and paying their respects to my grandpa.

In particular, there was one unknown guest whom was of particular interest to the family. She was about 19 years old, crying, and literally throwing herself on my grandpa's coffin in lots of pain and deep emotional outbursts.

Weeks later, I pinged my mom, and asked her who that mystery girl was......she did not know. Eventually, an investigation as to who she was led us to understand that she was my grandpa's lover. Now, my grandfather was not rich, nor did he have a fortune to pass on to anybody at all....he was a middle class man on retirement money and SS benefits - nothing to be concerned about.

Now, the real shocker wasn't so much that she was 19, but she was pregnant from my grandpa - DNA confirmed.

I have, at the age of 35, a 12 year old blood uncle who was actually visiting me last night - to come over and play PS3 games.

Looking at my pedigree...I guess I am, well a natural.

Mixx

Mannnnn GET THE FCUK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS B.S......I WANNA SEE THE TEST RESULTS...I'M NOT KNOCKING YOU BUT IF THAT'S TRUE THEN THAT'S AN AMAZING STORY......LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL - don't worry....I myself cannot fully believe it....test results or not. Sorry to disappoint you, but I will not be posting test results on a public forum. Besides, I don't physically have his birth records....she (his mom) does.

But...it's true...at least to my knowledge, I remember how pissed-off every woman in my family was when they found out!

Mixx

[Kona]

This all proves my theory that there's a game gene.

Aloha!