Bareback match pack
As you guys may have noticed, I’ve never posted much in the game thread, mainly because I learned game on the greasy, not-so-mean-streets of Halifax and I wasn’t sure if the RVF crowd could handle the Next Level Scotian Style game that we run down home. Well some obviously can’t handle it as two of the threads I recently posted were locked up, apparently I offended some of the more sensitive RVF members, but I had to ask myself, “haven’t these guys ever been in a hockey locker room or the lunch trailer of an industrial job site?” I was even accused of being drunk while posting, which isn’t true, I was sober as a judge. Sure I was half cut the night before on the Scotian Potion (Captain Morgan spicy rum, coke, a lemon and a pack of Extra Joss), but I made those posts at around 9am, Manila time, I wasn’t boozing, just hard on the java and the darts b’yes! Sometimes I feel as if some RVF members don’t understand me, but guys you have to realize that I work in a hyper-masculine environment, where this types of behaviour and storytelling isn’t only accepted, its encouraged!
So please excuse me fellas if I had a few of you guys bent out of shape, trust me, it won’t happen again. Anyway, let me get to the Next Level Scotian Style game tip I picked up about a decade ago back in Hdot: THE BAREBACK MATCH PACK.
So you picked up a scallywag at the bar and you’re now back at your pad and things are getting hot and heavy, you’re in the boom boom room and the lights are dimmed, then she asks “do you have a rubber”? Of course, you say yes, but as an avid raw dogger you don’t, so what’s a guy to do eh? You bust out the match pack (which you always carry in your back pocket when you hit the bar anyway) and tell her of course and show it to her, it looks like a condom package, but in the dark light and heat of the moment, her drunk ass can’t really tell, plus all she wants to do is to take a ride on your big baloney pony anyway.
Now, you turn her over and hit that shit from behind, if you hit it missionary or let her on top, she may notice that you’re not strapping up. Now, you’re raw dogging here boys and you don’t want to impregnate that fat skank, so of course, you pull out and blow it where you wish, you already know where I like to blow! You then get your ass to the wash room ASAP and flush the shitter, she’ll hear it and assume that’s where the rubber went, then, of course you wash your dick real good to get rid of any potential “souvenirs” and take a good hard piss too, just to be sure.
So there you have it boys, another next level hot tip, created and perfected down home in NS, man that’s SO SCOTIAN right there b’ye.
Nova Scotia, home of the TPBs: Best of the Trailer Park Boys
Home of the biggest pimps in Canada: NPF, The Scotians
Home of the hardest ticket in the 902: Jimmy Melvin (some real Scotian Alphaness at 1:02 there boys)
Home of the biggest load dropper in the porn biz: Peter North
As you guys may have noticed, I’ve never posted much in the game thread, mainly because I learned game on the greasy, not-so-mean-streets of Halifax and I wasn’t sure if the RVF crowd could handle the Next Level Scotian Style game that we run down home. Well some obviously can’t handle it as two of the threads I recently posted were locked up, apparently I offended some of the more sensitive RVF members, but I had to ask myself, “haven’t these guys ever been in a hockey locker room or the lunch trailer of an industrial job site?” I was even accused of being drunk while posting, which isn’t true, I was sober as a judge. Sure I was half cut the night before on the Scotian Potion (Captain Morgan spicy rum, coke, a lemon and a pack of Extra Joss), but I made those posts at around 9am, Manila time, I wasn’t boozing, just hard on the java and the darts b’yes! Sometimes I feel as if some RVF members don’t understand me, but guys you have to realize that I work in a hyper-masculine environment, where this types of behaviour and storytelling isn’t only accepted, its encouraged!
So please excuse me fellas if I had a few of you guys bent out of shape, trust me, it won’t happen again. Anyway, let me get to the Next Level Scotian Style game tip I picked up about a decade ago back in Hdot: THE BAREBACK MATCH PACK.
So you picked up a scallywag at the bar and you’re now back at your pad and things are getting hot and heavy, you’re in the boom boom room and the lights are dimmed, then she asks “do you have a rubber”? Of course, you say yes, but as an avid raw dogger you don’t, so what’s a guy to do eh? You bust out the match pack (which you always carry in your back pocket when you hit the bar anyway) and tell her of course and show it to her, it looks like a condom package, but in the dark light and heat of the moment, her drunk ass can’t really tell, plus all she wants to do is to take a ride on your big baloney pony anyway.
Now, you turn her over and hit that shit from behind, if you hit it missionary or let her on top, she may notice that you’re not strapping up. Now, you’re raw dogging here boys and you don’t want to impregnate that fat skank, so of course, you pull out and blow it where you wish, you already know where I like to blow! You then get your ass to the wash room ASAP and flush the shitter, she’ll hear it and assume that’s where the rubber went, then, of course you wash your dick real good to get rid of any potential “souvenirs” and take a good hard piss too, just to be sure.
So there you have it boys, another next level hot tip, created and perfected down home in NS, man that’s SO SCOTIAN right there b’ye.
Nova Scotia, home of the TPBs: Best of the Trailer Park Boys
Home of the biggest pimps in Canada: NPF, The Scotians
Home of the hardest ticket in the 902: Jimmy Melvin (some real Scotian Alphaness at 1:02 there boys)
Home of the biggest load dropper in the porn biz: Peter North
