I know what you're thinking, Scotian WTF bud? Ya there's those doubters out there, then there's the guys who know all about this next level shit, guys who like to fuck with girls, especially when they don't comply with our sexual requests after buying them drinks. We're the real big alpha dogs and this is one of the many tricks in the degradation arsenal.
My first ear jizzing experience: I was getting sucked off in the boom boom room by this fat scallywag and I thought to myself, she'll definitely swallow, these fatties usually do, they're hungry all the time! Not so, this ungrateful skank turned her head when the purple-headed-yogurt-chucker was about to erupt. So she turned her head to the side to avoid the jizz flow, shocked, I did what I always do when a girl fucks with my sexual steez, I aimed my pocket rocket for her hair, a trick that I learned a few years back, nothing pissed off a girl like a good load in her hair. However, my aim was a bit off and I jizzed right in her ear hole!
You should have seen the site boys, this fat skank was freaking out, running around the room like a chicken with its noggin lopped off, shaking her head side to side to get the load out. Now that's a fucking hot tip if I ever seen one eh? Don't worry, there's more to come.
Try it out sometime guys
My first ear jizzing experience: I was getting sucked off in the boom boom room by this fat scallywag and I thought to myself, she'll definitely swallow, these fatties usually do, they're hungry all the time! Not so, this ungrateful skank turned her head when the purple-headed-yogurt-chucker was about to erupt. So she turned her head to the side to avoid the jizz flow, shocked, I did what I always do when a girl fucks with my sexual steez, I aimed my pocket rocket for her hair, a trick that I learned a few years back, nothing pissed off a girl like a good load in her hair. However, my aim was a bit off and I jizzed right in her ear hole!
You should have seen the site boys, this fat skank was freaking out, running around the room like a chicken with its noggin lopped off, shaking her head side to side to get the load out. Now that's a fucking hot tip if I ever seen one eh? Don't worry, there's more to come.
Try it out sometime guys