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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Groupon now pushing HGH

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-deer-antler-spray
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Don't turn into those rich Chinese guys who eat Tiger penises for potency or something [Image: biggrin.gif]

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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Anyone tried this stuff? Groupon has it available again in a capsule form.

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-deer-ant...c=all&p=12
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Deer antler is made for mass stupidity consumption...

bought mostly by betas, posers, copy cats and followers...

it doesn't work...

Your body can produce more HGH from a hard working out than any stupid bottle that is sold over the internet.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Quote: (04-26-2013 02:52 PM)jerome Wrote:  

Deer antler is made for mass stupidity consumption...

bought mostly by betas, posers, copy cats and followers...

it doesn't work...

Your body can produce more HGH from a hard working out than any stupid bottle that is sold over the internet.

Have you tried it?
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Quote: (04-26-2013 03:06 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Quote: (04-26-2013 02:52 PM)jerome Wrote:  

Deer antler is made for mass stupidity consumption...

bought mostly by betas, posers, copy cats and followers...

it doesn't work...

Your body can produce more HGH from a hard working out than any stupid bottle that is sold over the internet.

Have you tried it?

This is the big question. From my Google searching I have found people who haven't tried it saying it doesn't work, people who have tried it who says it does, but haven't found much from people who have tried it and didn't get results.

You can get three bottles (should last roughly 3 months) for $20 with free shipping. I don't know much at all about HGH in general but this stuff seems pretty natural so I'm considering giving it a shot.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Quote: (04-26-2013 03:06 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Quote: (04-26-2013 02:52 PM)jerome Wrote:  

Deer antler is made for mass stupidity consumption...

bought mostly by betas, posers, copy cats and followers...

it doesn't work...

Your body can produce more HGH from a hard working out than any stupid bottle that is sold over the internet.

Have you tried it?

Exactly...

Its clear he probably has not.

More data is needed to see if its just a placebo effect.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

I've tried deer antler spray. Copped three bottles from this site. http://www.royalvelvetnow.com/

Guess I got bigger and was also a little more horny maybe. Nothing crazy. Maybe I will kill that last bottle now see if anything happens. Old Chinese head told me it should be taken in the fall.

What makes me think it works is the fact that the nfl banned it.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Quote: (04-26-2013 03:48 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I've tried deer antler spray. Copped three bottles from this site. http://www.royalvelvetnow.com/

Guess I got bigger and was also a little more horny maybe. Nothing crazy. Maybe I will kill that last bottle now see if anything happens. Old Chinese head told me it should be taken in the fall.

What makes me think it works is the fact that the nfl banned it.

This is the funny thing. Insulin-like growth factor one, also know as IGF-1, or the growth hormone supposedly present in deer antler velvet is banned by the NFL as well as the FDA in it's stronger, isolated form which is administered intravenously. But IGF-1 is also present in eggs, milk, and red meat yet they are obviously not banned by the NFL while deer antler extract is. It is otherwise legal however.

I've read stuff from "experts" saying that the body can't utilize IGF-1 consumed orally (through the deer antler sprays or pills) yet the World Anti-Doping Agency still found fit to ban them.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Quote: (04-26-2013 04:21 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

Quote: (04-26-2013 03:48 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I've tried deer antler spray. Copped three bottles from this site. http://www.royalvelvetnow.com/

Guess I got bigger and was also a little more horny maybe. Nothing crazy. Maybe I will kill that last bottle now see if anything happens. Old Chinese head told me it should be taken in the fall.

What makes me think it works is the fact that the nfl banned it.

This is the funny thing. Insulin-like growth factor one, also know as IGF-1, or the growth hormone supposedly present in deer antler velvet is banned by the NFL as well as the FDA in it's stronger, isolated form which is administered intravenously. But IGF-1 is also present in eggs, milk, and red meat yet they are obviously not banned by the NFL while deer antler extract is. It is otherwise legal however.

I've read stuff from "experts" saying that the body can't utilize IGF-1 consumed orally (through the deer antler sprays or pills) yet the World Anti-Doping Agency still found fit to ban them.

I talked to an expert too, the bottom line - nothing you take orally will work much. It has to be injected. Liver breaks down everything, even when you drink milk from cows treated by antibiotics and hormones will not affect you in any way.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Quote: (04-26-2013 06:33 PM)Wayout Wrote:  

Quote: (04-26-2013 04:21 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

Quote: (04-26-2013 03:48 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I've tried deer antler spray. Copped three bottles from this site. http://www.royalvelvetnow.com/

Guess I got bigger and was also a little more horny maybe. Nothing crazy. Maybe I will kill that last bottle now see if anything happens. Old Chinese head told me it should be taken in the fall.

What makes me think it works is the fact that the nfl banned it.

This is the funny thing. Insulin-like growth factor one, also know as IGF-1, or the growth hormone supposedly present in deer antler velvet is banned by the NFL as well as the FDA in it's stronger, isolated form which is administered intravenously. But IGF-1 is also present in eggs, milk, and red meat yet they are obviously not banned by the NFL while deer antler extract is. It is otherwise legal however.

I've read stuff from "experts" saying that the body can't utilize IGF-1 consumed orally (through the deer antler sprays or pills) yet the World Anti-Doping Agency still found fit to ban them.

I talked to an expert too, the bottom line - nothing you take orally will work much. It has to be injected. Liver breaks down everything, even when you drink milk from cows treated by antibiotics and hormones will not affect you in any way.

Have you tried it?
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

A friend of mine tried it. He walked out for a walk with a date, and out of nowhere a 12 point buck gored him to death.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

"A fool and his money are soon parted."
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Has anyone f*cking tried it?
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

ok... but what if you took it in an enema?
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

My dad used deer antler spray/IGF-1 for about 6 months, and he had nothing but good things to say about it. He kept raving to me how it made him stronger, more aggressive, able to work out harder, more energetic, and hornier. And he also kept telling me how it caused his body to give off a pheromone that made women approach him more. So it seemed to work for him.

But then he died of a heart attack a few months ago at the age of 57.

I know correlation doesn't imply causation, but I'm still gonna avoid the stuff.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Quote: (04-26-2013 07:30 PM)Muk Wrote:  

ok... but what if you took it in an enema?

Ya know, cheese also contains growth hormone producing proteins. Maybe keister a block of cheddar?

I would rather buy some Ivory or Tiger Penis, it sounds cooler.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Has anyone tried squirrel piss? I heard it made you bulk, and attracts bitches.
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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon









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Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray (HGH) on groupon

Spoke to my boy in the NFL. He said it is not banned it is just on the list of things that can alter your blood levels to make you fail a test.

He also said he's not fucking with it.

I have taken it. If anything I got a little bigger. You spray it under your tongue and hold for 40 seconds. It has nothing to do with the liver because its sublingual.
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