Disclaimer: some people might disagree with my choices but these are MY personal preferences/things I see when interacting with customers/celebrities/fashion “experts” that come into my store. Also, if I fail to mention something in the following post, I didn’t, I probably just don’t care much about it.
PART I
TOPS
T-Shirts (short or long sleeve)
Overview
Types: Crew neck, V-neck (both have varying depths)
Fits: relaxed, regular, slim, and super slim
![[Image: 4lkax0.jpg]](http://oi41.tinypic.com/4lkax0.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: 2agqlgw.jpg]](http://oi39.tinypic.com/2agqlgw.jpg)
The slimmer shirt is the tighter it will be at the waist. The chest area is also brought in (The armpit area tends to get tighter; if you sweat a lot this might be annoying).
Dos:
• Wear v-necks as they are more fashionable than crew necks
• Explore different colors that match your skin tone
• Wear a slimmer fit t-shirt as they tend to complement the upper body much better than a regular/relaxed fit.
• If you get a t-shirt that has a graphic on it, make sure its tasteful (hint: if it has skull and crossbones, hearts, or a tattoo print, NO)
Don’ts:
• Don’t wear the following brands: Affliction, Tap out, Ed hardy, Christian Audigier. Please don’t.. and if you do stop immediately, they we’re cool 3-4 years ago now you’ll just stand out and look like a douchebag.
• Don’t wear deep v-necks if it doesn’t match your body type. I hate seeing skinny non-aesthetic guys with no chest wear deep v-necks (this has been confirmed by women as well). Same if you’re chubbier, don’t do it.
• if your t-shirts have a yellow stain under the armpit from years of use throw them out immediately.
Recommendations/tips:
• Try and find shirts that have a thinner cotton construct as it will show off your upper body better (if you do lift). You’ll look much more aesthetic.
• Every guy should have a set of plain t-shirts in several colors. Match your jeans/shoes and just throw it on, easy.
• Shirts with patterns or a logo are also essential just make sure they’re tasteful and something a self-respecting adult would wear.
• T-shirts that have buttons on or around the collar, especially if they are lower down to the abdominal area are a huge chick magnet, get em.
• These may be harder to come by but girls seem to like the European ¾ sleeve shirts I wear, I only started wearing the recently and so far I’ve had nothing but compliments. If you can find them go for it
• Shorter guys should wear V-necks all the time as it elongates your neck and makes you look taller
• I know I skipped polos because I don’t like them... it’s probably just in my head but they hide my traps/upper chest, I feel weird in them. However, they mostly come in 2 kinds of material, the standard thick cotton construct or cotton similar to that of a t-shirt with 1-2% spandex or elastin added, I prefer those as it hugs my body better
• The same rules apply for t-shirts that are long sleeve
Shirts
Overview
Types: flannel, plaid, solid colors, patterns (stripes, pin stripes, checkered, etc.) (Both come in short and long sleeve)
Plaid: Has become really fashionable in recent times, wear these casually, they’re good for day to day use.
Flannel: Looks the same as plaid in most cases except the material is much thicker, better suited for colder weather. I’d hold off on these unless you really know how to pull them off. You’ll look like a lumberjack otherwise.
Solid colors: These shirts tend to have varying collars (standard, large, winged, etc.) for now let’s stick to the basics. Better suited for a “night out” or when you want a cleaner look, work well with dark colored denim and cotton pants.
Patterns: collars can vary as well with pattern shirts, though if you are to wear them with cotton pants or a suit, don’t go too crazy with the pattern or it’ll look weird.
![[Image: z3fyv.jpg]](http://oi40.tinypic.com/z3fyv.jpg)
Fits: regular or slim/tailored
![[Image: bgsh06.jpg]](http://oi44.tinypic.com/bgsh06.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: ifairr.jpg]](http://oi43.tinypic.com/ifairr.jpg)
Same rules apply for shirts; a slimmer shirt will be tighter on the waist and chest area. If you’re unsure if a shirt is slim/tailored, most have two darts on the back like the 2nd pic. Again, slimmer fit: tighter armpit/shoulder area.
Dos:
• Almost all the points in the t-shirt section apply here
• Do wear a slimmer fit as they are much more fashionable
Don’ts:
• A lot of guys who lift will buy slim fitted shirts that are way too small for them. If you’re your arm looks like a sausage casing in it… it’s too small. If it bunches up in your armpit... it’s too tight. Finding the right shirt is troublesome if you do lift and you have a large upper body... I can’t even wear shirts anymore. If you can… I’m jelly because the right shirt with the right jean looks really nice and a lot of girls like that look.
Recommendations/tips:
• Almost all the points in the t-shirt section apply here
• Again thinner material = looks better
PANTS
Overview
Fit: relaxed, straight, boot cut, slim, tapered, skinny, carrot, slim-skinny/tapered, carrot-skinny/tapered
Waist: low, mid, high rise
Wash: Raw denim, acid wash, stone wash, shadow effect, 3d effect, frost wash, forest wash, etc.
Fits
Relaxed: A straight leg jean that has about .5 to 1 inches wider thigh and calf area than a regular straight. (These are good for just lounging around or just running to the mall or grocery store real quick, I don’t wear this cut to go out)
Straight: the most “regular” fit, the knee and the bottom of the jean are the same girth. (everyone should have a pair of straight leg jeans, they fit really well and if you don’t know what best fits your body or all this jean nonsense is confusing you just go buy straight cut jeans)
Boot cut: As the name hints, the thigh fits the same as a straight with the only difference being it starts to open up at the knee and flares out at the bottom. Typically boot cuts will be 1 inch wider on the bottom than a straight leg. (These have also fallen out of style in recent time but can still look good)
Slim: Same as a straight leg in the sense that it’s the same size on the knee to the bottom but the overall size is tighter by about an inch on the thigh and the calf area.
Tapered: Tapered jeans typically have a slim thigh and are brought in a bit on the calf area. They’re still roomy in the thigh but are a little tighter near the calf/ankle.
Skinny: They start getting tight at the top of the thigh and continue to do so till the ankle.
Carrot: Carrot is a term used to describe the type of jean that has a lower crotch area. Basically you can have the pulled down jeans look without pulling them down. The leg is usually tapered on carrot leg jeans.
Slim-skinny/tapered and Carrot-skinny/tapered: Tight as fuck. Might trigger faggot alarm !
Waist: self-explanatory where the jean will sit on your hips, most jeans are either low or mid waist, high waist jeans don’t really apply to men as much as they used to decades ago. You can find most relaxed/straight/boot cut jeans in low and mid waist while the tapered/slim/skinny/carrot are all usually low rise.
Wash: This is easily the most complex and confusing part of denim. Certain brands (such as Diesel) take extreme pride in their jeans and will have jeans undergo wash treatments that can take up to 5 days per pair. Sticking to the basics all you need to know is the following; raw denim, light wash, dark wash.
Every man should own at least 3 pairs of jeans, 1 raw, 1 light and 1 dark color !
![[Image: 2mffzg9.jpg]](http://oi42.tinypic.com/2mffzg9.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: 20q1e34.jpg]](http://oi43.tinypic.com/20q1e34.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: s688yx.jpg]](http://oi44.tinypic.com/s688yx.jpg)
Raw: The raw jeans aren’t black, they’re a very a dark blue, the term raw means they haven’t had any wash treatments applied to them they’re one solid color. Girls seem to LOVE these jeans for some reason... every time I show a customer a pair of raw denim the sister/mom/girlfriend/friend 90% of the time will pick them out immediately. They can be dressed up with a nice shirt and a pair of loafers and can also, in the right situations, be dressed down. If you are to dress them down wear layers, they’ll look better than just a plain t-shirt, that’s what the other 2 are for.
Light: Summer, spring, even fall they look good, they match your colored shirts really well and are a good all-around jean to own. Just throw on with a t-shirt or shirt and go.
Dark: winter, fall, spring, same as above they’re a good all-purpose jean and match your darker colors better. Require very little thought, just match your shirt/shoes and go.
Dos:
• Do try a slim or a tapered jean as they look more fashionable
• Do explore different washes than you’re used to, just make sure they’re tasteful
• Go for low rise jeans as they are more fashionable/women find them sexier
Don’t
• Don’t wear skinny jeans or boot cut jeans unless you have the body type for it, both can look good but require a certain body (skinny: thin legs, boot cut: longer legs) to pull off. You’ll either look good in them or you’ll look like a douche, there is no middle ground.
• I hate the carrot look where jeans hang down your ass… girls like to look at your ass why are you hiding it? Even if you don’t have much down there, wear low rise slim jeans they’ll give the illusion that you do.
• Don’t wear true religion jeans or other jeans with thick stitching, it has really gone out of style and much like wearing an Affliction tee... you’ll look like a douche.
Recommendations/tips:
• As stated above own at least 3 pairs of jeans, it’ll make your life easier and getting dressed in the morning a breeze.
• Make sure your jeans match your shirt, you might not notice/care but women do, they’re much keener on fashion and clothing and will shut you out if you look like you don’t know how to dress without ever having spoken to you (srs). I’ve had girl friends tell me they like a guy but can’t date him because he dresses like an idiot.
• Pro tip: match you shoes/belt with the stitching color on your jeans.
• Avoid wearing jeans that have polyester in them, they’ll smell quicker and look cheaper. Go for 100% cotton (again YOU might not notice but I do and girls do)
• Don’t machine dry your jeans, hang dry them and they won’t shrink or lose color as much
• Unless your jeans are stained and you really want to keep the exact same color you can freeze your jeans. Put them in the freezer for 24-48hrs and they’ll be cleaner than had you washed them. Just make sure there are no smelly foods next to them.
• Shorter guys should wear tapered/skinny jeans, they’ll make your legs look longer and you’ll look taller.
Cotton pants
Same as jeans but are made from cotton. Mostly come in solid colors, some have patterns but none have washes. Same rules apply. Most of them have chino pockets instead of the 5 pocket construct jeans do.
PART I
TOPS
T-Shirts (short or long sleeve)
Overview
Types: Crew neck, V-neck (both have varying depths)
Fits: relaxed, regular, slim, and super slim
![[Image: 4lkax0.jpg]](http://oi41.tinypic.com/4lkax0.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: 2agqlgw.jpg]](http://oi39.tinypic.com/2agqlgw.jpg)
The slimmer shirt is the tighter it will be at the waist. The chest area is also brought in (The armpit area tends to get tighter; if you sweat a lot this might be annoying).
Dos:
• Wear v-necks as they are more fashionable than crew necks
• Explore different colors that match your skin tone
• Wear a slimmer fit t-shirt as they tend to complement the upper body much better than a regular/relaxed fit.
• If you get a t-shirt that has a graphic on it, make sure its tasteful (hint: if it has skull and crossbones, hearts, or a tattoo print, NO)
Don’ts:
• Don’t wear the following brands: Affliction, Tap out, Ed hardy, Christian Audigier. Please don’t.. and if you do stop immediately, they we’re cool 3-4 years ago now you’ll just stand out and look like a douchebag.
• Don’t wear deep v-necks if it doesn’t match your body type. I hate seeing skinny non-aesthetic guys with no chest wear deep v-necks (this has been confirmed by women as well). Same if you’re chubbier, don’t do it.
• if your t-shirts have a yellow stain under the armpit from years of use throw them out immediately.
Recommendations/tips:
• Try and find shirts that have a thinner cotton construct as it will show off your upper body better (if you do lift). You’ll look much more aesthetic.
• Every guy should have a set of plain t-shirts in several colors. Match your jeans/shoes and just throw it on, easy.
• Shirts with patterns or a logo are also essential just make sure they’re tasteful and something a self-respecting adult would wear.
• T-shirts that have buttons on or around the collar, especially if they are lower down to the abdominal area are a huge chick magnet, get em.
• These may be harder to come by but girls seem to like the European ¾ sleeve shirts I wear, I only started wearing the recently and so far I’ve had nothing but compliments. If you can find them go for it
• Shorter guys should wear V-necks all the time as it elongates your neck and makes you look taller
• I know I skipped polos because I don’t like them... it’s probably just in my head but they hide my traps/upper chest, I feel weird in them. However, they mostly come in 2 kinds of material, the standard thick cotton construct or cotton similar to that of a t-shirt with 1-2% spandex or elastin added, I prefer those as it hugs my body better
• The same rules apply for t-shirts that are long sleeve
Shirts
Overview
Types: flannel, plaid, solid colors, patterns (stripes, pin stripes, checkered, etc.) (Both come in short and long sleeve)
Plaid: Has become really fashionable in recent times, wear these casually, they’re good for day to day use.
Flannel: Looks the same as plaid in most cases except the material is much thicker, better suited for colder weather. I’d hold off on these unless you really know how to pull them off. You’ll look like a lumberjack otherwise.
Solid colors: These shirts tend to have varying collars (standard, large, winged, etc.) for now let’s stick to the basics. Better suited for a “night out” or when you want a cleaner look, work well with dark colored denim and cotton pants.
Patterns: collars can vary as well with pattern shirts, though if you are to wear them with cotton pants or a suit, don’t go too crazy with the pattern or it’ll look weird.
![[Image: z3fyv.jpg]](http://oi40.tinypic.com/z3fyv.jpg)
Fits: regular or slim/tailored
![[Image: bgsh06.jpg]](http://oi44.tinypic.com/bgsh06.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: ifairr.jpg]](http://oi43.tinypic.com/ifairr.jpg)
Same rules apply for shirts; a slimmer shirt will be tighter on the waist and chest area. If you’re unsure if a shirt is slim/tailored, most have two darts on the back like the 2nd pic. Again, slimmer fit: tighter armpit/shoulder area.
Dos:
• Almost all the points in the t-shirt section apply here
• Do wear a slimmer fit as they are much more fashionable
Don’ts:
• A lot of guys who lift will buy slim fitted shirts that are way too small for them. If you’re your arm looks like a sausage casing in it… it’s too small. If it bunches up in your armpit... it’s too tight. Finding the right shirt is troublesome if you do lift and you have a large upper body... I can’t even wear shirts anymore. If you can… I’m jelly because the right shirt with the right jean looks really nice and a lot of girls like that look.
Recommendations/tips:
• Almost all the points in the t-shirt section apply here
• Again thinner material = looks better
PANTS
Overview
Fit: relaxed, straight, boot cut, slim, tapered, skinny, carrot, slim-skinny/tapered, carrot-skinny/tapered
Waist: low, mid, high rise
Wash: Raw denim, acid wash, stone wash, shadow effect, 3d effect, frost wash, forest wash, etc.
Fits
Relaxed: A straight leg jean that has about .5 to 1 inches wider thigh and calf area than a regular straight. (These are good for just lounging around or just running to the mall or grocery store real quick, I don’t wear this cut to go out)
Straight: the most “regular” fit, the knee and the bottom of the jean are the same girth. (everyone should have a pair of straight leg jeans, they fit really well and if you don’t know what best fits your body or all this jean nonsense is confusing you just go buy straight cut jeans)
Boot cut: As the name hints, the thigh fits the same as a straight with the only difference being it starts to open up at the knee and flares out at the bottom. Typically boot cuts will be 1 inch wider on the bottom than a straight leg. (These have also fallen out of style in recent time but can still look good)
Slim: Same as a straight leg in the sense that it’s the same size on the knee to the bottom but the overall size is tighter by about an inch on the thigh and the calf area.
Tapered: Tapered jeans typically have a slim thigh and are brought in a bit on the calf area. They’re still roomy in the thigh but are a little tighter near the calf/ankle.
Skinny: They start getting tight at the top of the thigh and continue to do so till the ankle.
Carrot: Carrot is a term used to describe the type of jean that has a lower crotch area. Basically you can have the pulled down jeans look without pulling them down. The leg is usually tapered on carrot leg jeans.
Slim-skinny/tapered and Carrot-skinny/tapered: Tight as fuck. Might trigger faggot alarm !
Waist: self-explanatory where the jean will sit on your hips, most jeans are either low or mid waist, high waist jeans don’t really apply to men as much as they used to decades ago. You can find most relaxed/straight/boot cut jeans in low and mid waist while the tapered/slim/skinny/carrot are all usually low rise.
Wash: This is easily the most complex and confusing part of denim. Certain brands (such as Diesel) take extreme pride in their jeans and will have jeans undergo wash treatments that can take up to 5 days per pair. Sticking to the basics all you need to know is the following; raw denim, light wash, dark wash.
Every man should own at least 3 pairs of jeans, 1 raw, 1 light and 1 dark color !
![[Image: 2mffzg9.jpg]](http://oi42.tinypic.com/2mffzg9.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: 20q1e34.jpg]](http://oi43.tinypic.com/20q1e34.jpg)
Vs
![[Image: s688yx.jpg]](http://oi44.tinypic.com/s688yx.jpg)
Raw: The raw jeans aren’t black, they’re a very a dark blue, the term raw means they haven’t had any wash treatments applied to them they’re one solid color. Girls seem to LOVE these jeans for some reason... every time I show a customer a pair of raw denim the sister/mom/girlfriend/friend 90% of the time will pick them out immediately. They can be dressed up with a nice shirt and a pair of loafers and can also, in the right situations, be dressed down. If you are to dress them down wear layers, they’ll look better than just a plain t-shirt, that’s what the other 2 are for.
Light: Summer, spring, even fall they look good, they match your colored shirts really well and are a good all-around jean to own. Just throw on with a t-shirt or shirt and go.
Dark: winter, fall, spring, same as above they’re a good all-purpose jean and match your darker colors better. Require very little thought, just match your shirt/shoes and go.
Dos:
• Do try a slim or a tapered jean as they look more fashionable
• Do explore different washes than you’re used to, just make sure they’re tasteful
• Go for low rise jeans as they are more fashionable/women find them sexier
Don’t
• Don’t wear skinny jeans or boot cut jeans unless you have the body type for it, both can look good but require a certain body (skinny: thin legs, boot cut: longer legs) to pull off. You’ll either look good in them or you’ll look like a douche, there is no middle ground.
• I hate the carrot look where jeans hang down your ass… girls like to look at your ass why are you hiding it? Even if you don’t have much down there, wear low rise slim jeans they’ll give the illusion that you do.
• Don’t wear true religion jeans or other jeans with thick stitching, it has really gone out of style and much like wearing an Affliction tee... you’ll look like a douche.
Recommendations/tips:
• As stated above own at least 3 pairs of jeans, it’ll make your life easier and getting dressed in the morning a breeze.
• Make sure your jeans match your shirt, you might not notice/care but women do, they’re much keener on fashion and clothing and will shut you out if you look like you don’t know how to dress without ever having spoken to you (srs). I’ve had girl friends tell me they like a guy but can’t date him because he dresses like an idiot.
• Pro tip: match you shoes/belt with the stitching color on your jeans.
• Avoid wearing jeans that have polyester in them, they’ll smell quicker and look cheaper. Go for 100% cotton (again YOU might not notice but I do and girls do)
• Don’t machine dry your jeans, hang dry them and they won’t shrink or lose color as much
• Unless your jeans are stained and you really want to keep the exact same color you can freeze your jeans. Put them in the freezer for 24-48hrs and they’ll be cleaner than had you washed them. Just make sure there are no smelly foods next to them.
• Shorter guys should wear tapered/skinny jeans, they’ll make your legs look longer and you’ll look taller.
Cotton pants
Same as jeans but are made from cotton. Mostly come in solid colors, some have patterns but none have washes. Same rules apply. Most of them have chino pockets instead of the 5 pocket construct jeans do.