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04-01-2013, 06:54 PM
I wish I could make love to a woman as beautiful as this. I keep scaring them away with my good looks, wit and masculinity. Any tips on how to game them?
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04-01-2013, 06:54 PM
Yep, a titanic monument to unconventional and under appreciated beauty, that one is. If you can't get it up for her you're not a real man, according to all the other frumpy chubby chicks on the block.
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04-01-2013, 06:54 PM
I want to throat fuck her like they do in Facial Abuse after watching that stupid clip. She looks like an extra from Schindler's List.
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04-01-2013, 07:03 PM
I'm sorry, I'm just too insecure to be involved with a woman like this.
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04-01-2013, 07:13 PM
10/10 would bang
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04-01-2013, 07:20 PM
Come on bro, you can't be serious with this
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04-01-2013, 07:26 PM
my first time was with an ugly bitch like this ha
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04-01-2013, 07:30 PM
It's past 12pm. Jokes on you Tuth.
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04-01-2013, 07:31 PM
Now that Tuthmosis has come out of the closet, I'm going to step forward and say that I've been too embarrassed to admit that I have thing for Lena. She's got since certain cosmopolitan savy and punk rock savageness that turns me on. Her skin is really clean looking, and, as I've hinted at in other threads, I've got a thing for girls with short hair.
You guys around here can get so superficial about some things- Lena's got this fun smart vibe that most vapid party girls don't have. You guys probably don't realize it, but when girls take off their eyeliner, they are kind of the same. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And she's got big tits compared to scraps I'm used to getting (I don't care if they are just filled with watery lipids).
Come on guys, give a dog a bone here..
She's just like your average woman, so I can relate to her more because I'm more like an average guy in a lot of ways- I'm not rich, super tall, or model handsome. That's why I turned to game. I think all my cadding around will eventually lead me to a girl like Lena. We'll be able to relax and eat a lot of food together. She will have a lot of knowledge of how to have sex, so I won't have to teach her how to give a blow-job (like I did with this tight bodied 18 year old last week). You gotta admit: sometimes the hand-me down broken-in shoes are more comfortable than new ones.
And one could argue that her face is fodder for the cool science thread, but that's really mean.
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04-01-2013, 07:38 PM
I know she's a 10/10, but I'm just so threatened by a confident, independent woman. Lena Dunham is just so intimidating. I just don't feel like a real man. I just have some old fashioned notion of how a woman should conform to my ideal, and am incapable of seeing her as she is and loving her for it. Where can I get help?
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04-01-2013, 07:42 PM
12/10 would wine and dine!
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04-01-2013, 07:45 PM
I admit at first I did not get the appeal of Lena Dunham. But now I can honestly say she is the type of Girl that could take me out of the Game. I'm talking marriage, kids, all of it.
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