[str8_thggn]

(12-28-2018 02:26 PM)MaceTyrell Wrote:  

I got my ass eaten by a girl for the first time this month. Amongst other freaky stuff.

She's the same girl who features in this wonderful story: thread-71758.html

Jury's still out on whether it was worth it.

[Remington]

Couple years ago, I took a shit after having sex with a woman who was a few years older than me.

She asked me if I could fart in her mouth.

Didn't see her after that last encounter.

[BaatumMania]

(12-28-2018 07:12 AM)Tallmoney Wrote:  

The freakiest chick I had was this chubby girl I met on tinder who agreed to a blowjob only relationship. I am not kidding.

She would come over and I would tell her what to do, always starting with a blowjob. I let her know early on that I was never going to go down on her and she understood. I would always come in her mouth too. No warning, just bam! Right in the back of her throat. We would watch movies and she would blow me. We would drive some place and she would blow me. I never had to do any work. It was legit.

Plot twist: it was a lady boy the entire time (preop or postop).

[RatInTheWoods]

One chick, "the queefer". A Russian woman who had some operation on "her lady bits" back in the cold war soviet hospital.

She had a scar from knee to navel.

Everytime I ate her pussy, she queefed like the brass section of an orchestra, all the tensing and excitement, and whatever they fucked up in that operation made for some sustained off putting queefing.

I persevered for a few dates, but it was kind of disturbing. She thanked me a lot, saying most men didn't come back after first session....

[Max RNR]

2) Decent looking 23 y/o girl off of OKC who looked like Kurt Cobain's daughter. I picked her up at a Starbuck's and asked her what she was up for. She said: "anything". I was like: cool. I drove her back to my place, stood her in the middle of my living room, put her on her knees and proceeded to throat/choke fuck her. After a while of that, I threw her on the couch and missionaried the hell out of her cervix with my cock. After I came on her belly and breasts and we were in cuddle mode, I asked her if she liked the afternoon so far. She cooed "yes". I asked: "flogger?" She responded: "I've only ever been hit with hands before." (Do I need to write any more about this encounter? The progression should be clear.)

1) 7.8/10 LTR of fourteen months or so. Into my classical BDSM sort of ways. We made a big dinner -- enough for an army (meats, pastas, breads, etc.) -- and were drinking vodka and watching some mildly interesting movie on Netflix. My gentleman's bag (full of weapons-race gear) was open but unused next to the entertainment buildup several feet away. Suddenly my cock is out and she's stroking me, giving my head sweet little kisses and licks. I tell her to get on. She does. We bronco the loveseat couch for a while and then I put her on the floor and ask if she's ready.

She says, "Nyet."

I take a full mouth of vodka from a tumbler on the table and give her a gravity kiss... and then ask again.

She says, "Yes!"

I reach over to my bag and pull out a handful of neon colored golfballs (never used on the field and cleaned earlier in the day) and proceed to put one in her mouth and three up her snatch while I keep fingering her. She's moaning her fucking head off and smiling like a banshee. I tried to stuff my cock in but progress was very difficult. She was out of her fucking mind. I reached to the button and paused the movie.

"It's just us now, baby," I said with a low rumble in her ear and bit her lobe. I pushed her breasts together and took her hard nipples between my teeth and held them there while licking her plateaus. She arched so strong she nearly threw me off. I laughed while getting those balls out of her cunt growling that I needed to fuck her for real now.

5) Met a Fetlife lurker at a bar downtown. Heavyset cute girl. She said she only wanted a "daddy" but without sex. I asked her what sex was and she froze. I took her to a splendid place behind a bar with a grove of trees, kissed her, and she gave me head. I never saw or heard from her again.

[Moma]

(12-28-2018 08:37 PM)Remington Wrote:  

Couple years ago, I took a shit after having sex with a woman who was a few years older than me.

She asked me if I could fart in her mouth.

Didn't see her after that last encounter.

Whether she was older than you or not is irrelevant once you said you could fart in her mouth off of a fresh dookie! Hahahahaha!

[flyinghorse]

(12-30-2018 07:36 PM)Max RNR Wrote:  

2) Decent looking 23 y/o girl off of OKC who looked like Kurt Cobain's daughter. I picked her up at a Starbuck's and asked her what she was up for. She said: "anything". I was like: cool. I drove her back to my place, stood her in the middle of my living room, put her on her knees and proceeded to throat/choke fuck her. After a while of that, I threw her on the couch and missionaried the hell out of her cervix with my cock. After I came on her belly and breasts and we were in cuddle mode, I asked her if she liked the afternoon so far. She cooed "yes". I asked: "flogger?" She responded: "I've only ever been hit with hands before." (Do I need to write any more about this encounter? The progression should be clear.)

1) 7.8/10 LTR of fourteen months or so. Into my classical BDSM sort of ways. We made a big dinner -- enough for an army (meats, pastas, breads, etc.) -- and were drinking vodka and watching some mildly interesting movie on Netflix. My gentleman's bag (full of weapons-race gear) was open but unused next to the entertainment buildup several feet away. Suddenly my cock is out and she's stroking me, giving my head sweet little kisses and licks. I tell her to get on. She does. We bronco the loveseat couch for a while and then I put her on the floor and ask if she's ready.

She says, "Nyet."

I take a full mouth of vodka from a tumbler on the table and give her a gravity kiss... and then ask again.

She says, "Yes!"

I reach over to my bag and pull out a handful of neon colored golfballs (never used on the field and cleaned earlier in the day) and proceed to put one in her mouth and three up her snatch while I keep fingering her. She's moaning her fucking head off and smiling like a banshee. I tried to stuff my cock in but progress was very difficult. She was out of her fucking mind. I reached to the button and paused the movie.

"It's just us now, baby," I said with a low rumble in her ear and bit her lobe. I pushed her breasts together and took her hard nipples between my teeth and held them there while licking her plateaus. She arched so strong she nearly threw me off. I laughed while getting those balls out of her cunt growling that I needed to fuck her for real now.

5) Met a Fetlife lurker at a bar downtown. Heavyset cute girl. She said she only wanted a "daddy" but without sex. I asked her what sex was and she froze. I took her to a splendid place behind a bar with a grove of trees, kissed her, and she gave me head. I never saw or heard from her again.

I'm not into this stuff myself but its pretty impressive what you did.

I'd love to be into this kinky stuff so I could do this bdsm stuff and blow their minds.