Ive tried, and i like it so far. What do yall think about it? Lol makes u feel drunk the first time u take it but than again im not a drinker
Anyone here use kava kava?
Ya it just makes you feel drunk. Guys in SF drink it cause you get drunk but if the cops pull you over you don't get a DUI because technically, there is no alcohol in your system. They are trying to update the laws on that however. Its fucks you up, be careful, don't drive.
Isnt chewing this popular among some south pacific place or some other area? Trying to remember where this sounds familiar??
what is kava kava?
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I drink kava.
Chewing it gives you the biggest buzz, but hurts your teeth.
It's like the anti-coffee. Drink it if you have time to chill. If you drink it in the afternoon, don't plan on doing anything that night. It makes you sleepy. I like to drink it with a girl in a hot tub and smoke a joint. As easy as it is, I never mix it right. My sister is married to a Samoan, and she's figured out how to make it real good. I usually get it from her. The tradition in most places where it's good (Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Hawaii) is that it's made by women but only drank by men. They'll do it, but it's against the norm for Polynesian Girls to drink it.
It will make your mouth, elbows and knees kind of numb. You'll feel really relaxed. It works great on girls. It gets them all goosebumpy. The first few times they drink it it can make them pretty goofy, so watch out. Your gonna have relaxed, slow sex after some 'awa. You'll be to tired for harder porno style banging, but it's ok because you won't be in that frame of mind anyway. Kava is for lovers.
Most of the places that serve it are the healthy food spots. The good kava stand on The North Shore sells those acai deals, and stuff like that. They're good places for swooping healthy organic girls. The drink itself is good for socializing, and chicks can get real talky. You want to eat some fruit before and after you drink it. Watch a chick eat a mango after she just had a bowl, and she looks like it's the best mango she's ever had.
The best kind is called Mo'i, and it's almost like shroom tea, but without the trip. You get a real good connection factor, like you do with mushrooms when you're with a girl.
There is a big problem with kava and kava bars, though.
Like I said, most places that serve it the right way are ok. Even with those, the people mixing it are doing it with their bare hands, which is the tradition. It's also mixed with lots of plain tap water. The kava itself won't hurt, but the crap on the dirtbag mixing it's hands or in the tap water might hurt folks with sensitive stomachs.
Problem two is the shadiness of some kava bars. They attract some real shitbags and dirty hippies. Kava is great for bringing down crackheads and meth users. Those folks tend to hang around kava bars. Lots of Island people smoke ice aka crystal meth with their kava. They get pretty creepy. If you're at a shady kava bar and you hear people talking about "batu" you should leave. Lots of ex-users are into kava. Heroin addicts drink it.
A lot of Asian hostess bars have bottles of kava. Don't drink that stuff. Don't drink it at a cockfight, illegal casino or Asian massage parlor either. They cut it with bad shit that will screw you up.
I've had kava in Hawaii, Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Japan, Philippines, Malaysia, and ten years ago I know I had it in Rio. Most of the time it's ben straight and traditional, but I've gotten the cut shit, and just a little bit f*cked me up good. You gotta be careful. Half the bars I've been to that sell kava, have been the shady ones. Usually the casino is down the hall and the dogfight is behind the place.
It has lead me to swoop a lot of hippie chicks. Once though, I got a dirty one who was a non-shaver. The armpit hair was more than I could handle, and I didn't want to have sex with her. She was still pretty attractive it was just weird seeing all that hair all over her.
Here's a picture of a guy mixing it, and an example of the type of girl that hang around the kava circle:
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This picture was from some kava festival in Hawaii. She's bangable for sure, but you can tell she's just kind of out there.
Have fun with it, just be careful.
Aloha!
Chewing it gives you the biggest buzz, but hurts your teeth.
It's like the anti-coffee. Drink it if you have time to chill. If you drink it in the afternoon, don't plan on doing anything that night. It makes you sleepy. I like to drink it with a girl in a hot tub and smoke a joint. As easy as it is, I never mix it right. My sister is married to a Samoan, and she's figured out how to make it real good. I usually get it from her. The tradition in most places where it's good (Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Hawaii) is that it's made by women but only drank by men. They'll do it, but it's against the norm for Polynesian Girls to drink it.
It will make your mouth, elbows and knees kind of numb. You'll feel really relaxed. It works great on girls. It gets them all goosebumpy. The first few times they drink it it can make them pretty goofy, so watch out. Your gonna have relaxed, slow sex after some 'awa. You'll be to tired for harder porno style banging, but it's ok because you won't be in that frame of mind anyway. Kava is for lovers.
Most of the places that serve it are the healthy food spots. The good kava stand on The North Shore sells those acai deals, and stuff like that. They're good places for swooping healthy organic girls. The drink itself is good for socializing, and chicks can get real talky. You want to eat some fruit before and after you drink it. Watch a chick eat a mango after she just had a bowl, and she looks like it's the best mango she's ever had.
The best kind is called Mo'i, and it's almost like shroom tea, but without the trip. You get a real good connection factor, like you do with mushrooms when you're with a girl.
There is a big problem with kava and kava bars, though.
Like I said, most places that serve it the right way are ok. Even with those, the people mixing it are doing it with their bare hands, which is the tradition. It's also mixed with lots of plain tap water. The kava itself won't hurt, but the crap on the dirtbag mixing it's hands or in the tap water might hurt folks with sensitive stomachs.
Problem two is the shadiness of some kava bars. They attract some real shitbags and dirty hippies. Kava is great for bringing down crackheads and meth users. Those folks tend to hang around kava bars. Lots of Island people smoke ice aka crystal meth with their kava. They get pretty creepy. If you're at a shady kava bar and you hear people talking about "batu" you should leave. Lots of ex-users are into kava. Heroin addicts drink it.
A lot of Asian hostess bars have bottles of kava. Don't drink that stuff. Don't drink it at a cockfight, illegal casino or Asian massage parlor either. They cut it with bad shit that will screw you up.
I've had kava in Hawaii, Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Japan, Philippines, Malaysia, and ten years ago I know I had it in Rio. Most of the time it's ben straight and traditional, but I've gotten the cut shit, and just a little bit f*cked me up good. You gotta be careful. Half the bars I've been to that sell kava, have been the shady ones. Usually the casino is down the hall and the dogfight is behind the place.
It has lead me to swoop a lot of hippie chicks. Once though, I got a dirty one who was a non-shaver. The armpit hair was more than I could handle, and I didn't want to have sex with her. She was still pretty attractive it was just weird seeing all that hair all over her.
Here's a picture of a guy mixing it, and an example of the type of girl that hang around the kava circle:
[attachment=192]
This picture was from some kava festival in Hawaii. She's bangable for sure, but you can tell she's just kind of out there.
Have fun with it, just be careful.
Aloha!
Quote: (05-27-2010 04:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (05-27-2010 12:16 AM)Biz Wrote:
Isnt chewing this popular among some south pacific place or some other area? Trying to remember where this sounds familiar??
Yeah, its a Polynesian thing.
I bet Kona could give you the complete data sheet on this stuff.
No shit huh, what a data sheet...
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