Intro:
So just to start off, ended up in Montreal this week for my spring break with a bunch of friends. It was a Tuesday-Sunday trip so I got to hit all the good nights in MTL this time. Went to mostly recommended bars that I could find on here and a couple that some friends from Montreal had recommended I hit up. This is really a data sheet for young guys who wanna hit Montreal as it focuses on 18-22 year old chicks.
Girls:
Only pulled once but I’d find that Montreal girls are generally a little more difficult to pull same day and while I got an SNL I’d say they are still fairly less likely than other cities in Canada except maybe Toronto. Number closing definitely can work for you for younger girls but I found most of the older chicks I ran into pretty flakey. We’ll say I’m in the 18-22 age range so I was trying to hit clubs with mostly younger crowds. I found most of these clubs to be primarily McGill and Concordia Students with some CEGEP chicks mixed in as well. Chicks are definitely the hottest of anywhere of been in Canada, and chicks are typically always dressed up. Only tourists will you see roll out in sweatpants for the day.
Clubs by Day:
Tuesday:
Best Club: Foufoniques Electricique
Other spots: N/A
Foufoniques Electricque Cover: 5 Dollars or Free, but pay cover.
There really aren’t many clubs that good outside of Fouf. Fouf on Tuesday’ is somewhat of a weird music mix as they play mostly Punk and Metal Music with a bit a trap mixed in. WARNING there are two lines right when you walk up to the club and the one on the left is an express lane that costs an extra 5-10 dollars depending on the day. I’d avoid paying as the main line is just as quick if not faster. Get there around 11:30 as it doesn’t really get going until then.
There are three stories at Fouf and an outdoor area right when you walk in the gate. Now of the 3 stories the first is generally slow except for coat check, but is the only floor that is no cover. If you plan on hitting Fouf on Tuesday it’s honestly not even worth going if you are not going upstairs as the chicks will be 85% on the second floor. There were probably about 400-500 people in the club when I went and the dance floor was pretty packed, but the music style was a little weird for me so I mostly did approaches at the bar. I’d probably say to keep most of your time spent on the second floor except for maybe mixing it up upstairs on 3rd every once and awhile as there can be some solid chicks standing and overlooking the dancefloor. There is a smoking room on second as well with the dance floor being located their. The chicks you find here will be mostly French-Canadian and commonly Hipster as I think probably half my sets were chicks still in high school or CEGEP.
Overall I’d say this is your best bet on Tuesday as some of my other friends hit up other clubs they said were more or less empty and are not worth checking out. French is not a must for this also but is a definite recommendation.
Wednesday:
Best Club: Blue Dog
Other Spots: Belmont
Blue Dog Cover: Free
Got this recommendation from a friend in Montreal. It didn’t disappoint but I must say that if you are looking for true french girls, this is not your spot. Chicks will be primarily English and it’s somewhat of a McGill Wednesday hangout spot so I’m not sure what it would be like in the summer. Mostly the chicks are second and third years so it’s 19-20 primarily.
Now, this place was packed as it was the last day for midterms at McGill for some classes so there were a lot of chicks getting loaded after their midterm. I got there very early around 10:00 and I can’t say it was a bad thing. It was somewhat slow but there were tons of 7-8’s in this place. ratio was pretty good as well and I really didn’t have too many complaints about the evening. Mostly opened girls by the bathroom at the back as it was too crowded to move around anywhere else.
Very small club in general but I’d say it’s definitely a top wednesday club in Montreal during the Uni school year.
Belmont Cover: 5 Dollars
Got here around 2 when Blue Dog slowed down. Not even worth a visit unless you're going to hear good dubstep DJ’s. Chicks were the second worst of the spots In visited while in Montreal. Cockfest AVOID.
Thursday:
Best Club: TOKYO
Other Spots: Velvet
Tokyo Cover: 7 Dollars
I'll just say that this was my favorite club that I went to all week in Montreal. Tokyo is a mix of English and French girls and is located in the heart of the nightlife scene so you can pop out if needed. Primary age is around 20. The Club is two floors but I found the Top floor by the bar to be the best for gaming purposes. I spent most of the night opening girls on couches and then moving to the dance floor and escalating from there if I hadn’t on the Couch. There’s a spot out back on the deck that is prime as well if you smoke. Brought a decent lighter with me and ran some G style game on the patio. Place gets busy around 11:30 but you can get here early and still have a good time also. Pulled a 7.5 chick from Vancouver here back to her place and got a bunch of makeouts. I’d say probably the easiest club I visited in Montreal. The chicks here are also the hottest of the clubs I visited the first few nights here.
Velvet Cover - 5 Dollars
Not a great spot started at this club but quickly left for Tokyo as it was just for a friends birthday. Club is in a dungeon. Friends from Montreal say that they’ve ran into George St. Pierre here couple of times. Not much info other than it’s mostly university chicks and some in the 22-25 range. Not my thing, Tokyo was much better for me.
Friday:
Best Club: Korova
Other Spots: Light Ultrabar
Spent most of this day at a residence party at McGill. didn’t get to clubs until 12 at latest.
Korova Cover: 5 Dollars
Best club on a friday that I could tell. Upstairs mainly one floor place that was a long cab ride from Light Ultrabar which is on Cresent. Pretty sure it’s St. Laurent but not positive. Was here at the end of the night as people were leaving. Opened a few sets with a wing but nothing more than number closes. Chicks are primarily Uni students and English-Canadians. If I had of got here earlier I’m pretty sure it would have been dope. All my friends that were there had a good time and said that it was even better before I got there around 1:30.
Light Ultrabar Cover: 12.50 but I got in free because guestlists. My least favorite club I went to all week. Tons of rich kids trying to game with bottle service who have absolutely no game. This place is a cockfest and the chicks were maybe slightly better than Belmont. If you are going here, try to stay on the top floor as it’s the only spot that isn’t a total cockfest. This was my first day with a solid wingman and that helped a ton with the sets but still wasn’t worth visiting. Dance floor is full of IRT’s and rich dudes dancing horribly with mostly unattractive chicks. Avoid if possible and especially if you're not on the guestlist and can’t get in the booths upstairs.
Saturday:
Best Club: Went to concert
Other Spots: Daygame on St. Catherines
St Catherines Daygame Cover: N/A
First day I really daygamed anywhere, pulled a few numbers but found the chicks to be half French and Half-English Tourists. Pulled some numbers with wings and have some things lined up for later. Will update afterwards also.
All-in-All Montreal is a dope city and BY FAR my favorite I’ve ever been to in Canada. Worth a visit for any age and is even better in the summer as there are less English Uni students whom are definitely not even on par with the French Montreal chicks. Meant for this to be more of a review than a data sheet and hope to help out some of the younger players looking to hit the city. Fire away any questions as well and ill try and answer them.
So just to start off, ended up in Montreal this week for my spring break with a bunch of friends. It was a Tuesday-Sunday trip so I got to hit all the good nights in MTL this time. Went to mostly recommended bars that I could find on here and a couple that some friends from Montreal had recommended I hit up. This is really a data sheet for young guys who wanna hit Montreal as it focuses on 18-22 year old chicks.
Girls:
Only pulled once but I’d find that Montreal girls are generally a little more difficult to pull same day and while I got an SNL I’d say they are still fairly less likely than other cities in Canada except maybe Toronto. Number closing definitely can work for you for younger girls but I found most of the older chicks I ran into pretty flakey. We’ll say I’m in the 18-22 age range so I was trying to hit clubs with mostly younger crowds. I found most of these clubs to be primarily McGill and Concordia Students with some CEGEP chicks mixed in as well. Chicks are definitely the hottest of anywhere of been in Canada, and chicks are typically always dressed up. Only tourists will you see roll out in sweatpants for the day.
Clubs by Day:
Tuesday:
Best Club: Foufoniques Electricique
Other spots: N/A
Foufoniques Electricque Cover: 5 Dollars or Free, but pay cover.
There really aren’t many clubs that good outside of Fouf. Fouf on Tuesday’ is somewhat of a weird music mix as they play mostly Punk and Metal Music with a bit a trap mixed in. WARNING there are two lines right when you walk up to the club and the one on the left is an express lane that costs an extra 5-10 dollars depending on the day. I’d avoid paying as the main line is just as quick if not faster. Get there around 11:30 as it doesn’t really get going until then.
There are three stories at Fouf and an outdoor area right when you walk in the gate. Now of the 3 stories the first is generally slow except for coat check, but is the only floor that is no cover. If you plan on hitting Fouf on Tuesday it’s honestly not even worth going if you are not going upstairs as the chicks will be 85% on the second floor. There were probably about 400-500 people in the club when I went and the dance floor was pretty packed, but the music style was a little weird for me so I mostly did approaches at the bar. I’d probably say to keep most of your time spent on the second floor except for maybe mixing it up upstairs on 3rd every once and awhile as there can be some solid chicks standing and overlooking the dancefloor. There is a smoking room on second as well with the dance floor being located their. The chicks you find here will be mostly French-Canadian and commonly Hipster as I think probably half my sets were chicks still in high school or CEGEP.
Overall I’d say this is your best bet on Tuesday as some of my other friends hit up other clubs they said were more or less empty and are not worth checking out. French is not a must for this also but is a definite recommendation.
Wednesday:
Best Club: Blue Dog
Other Spots: Belmont
Blue Dog Cover: Free
Got this recommendation from a friend in Montreal. It didn’t disappoint but I must say that if you are looking for true french girls, this is not your spot. Chicks will be primarily English and it’s somewhat of a McGill Wednesday hangout spot so I’m not sure what it would be like in the summer. Mostly the chicks are second and third years so it’s 19-20 primarily.
Now, this place was packed as it was the last day for midterms at McGill for some classes so there were a lot of chicks getting loaded after their midterm. I got there very early around 10:00 and I can’t say it was a bad thing. It was somewhat slow but there were tons of 7-8’s in this place. ratio was pretty good as well and I really didn’t have too many complaints about the evening. Mostly opened girls by the bathroom at the back as it was too crowded to move around anywhere else.
Very small club in general but I’d say it’s definitely a top wednesday club in Montreal during the Uni school year.
Belmont Cover: 5 Dollars
Got here around 2 when Blue Dog slowed down. Not even worth a visit unless you're going to hear good dubstep DJ’s. Chicks were the second worst of the spots In visited while in Montreal. Cockfest AVOID.
Thursday:
Best Club: TOKYO
Other Spots: Velvet
Tokyo Cover: 7 Dollars
I'll just say that this was my favorite club that I went to all week in Montreal. Tokyo is a mix of English and French girls and is located in the heart of the nightlife scene so you can pop out if needed. Primary age is around 20. The Club is two floors but I found the Top floor by the bar to be the best for gaming purposes. I spent most of the night opening girls on couches and then moving to the dance floor and escalating from there if I hadn’t on the Couch. There’s a spot out back on the deck that is prime as well if you smoke. Brought a decent lighter with me and ran some G style game on the patio. Place gets busy around 11:30 but you can get here early and still have a good time also. Pulled a 7.5 chick from Vancouver here back to her place and got a bunch of makeouts. I’d say probably the easiest club I visited in Montreal. The chicks here are also the hottest of the clubs I visited the first few nights here.
Velvet Cover - 5 Dollars
Not a great spot started at this club but quickly left for Tokyo as it was just for a friends birthday. Club is in a dungeon. Friends from Montreal say that they’ve ran into George St. Pierre here couple of times. Not much info other than it’s mostly university chicks and some in the 22-25 range. Not my thing, Tokyo was much better for me.
Friday:
Best Club: Korova
Other Spots: Light Ultrabar
Spent most of this day at a residence party at McGill. didn’t get to clubs until 12 at latest.
Korova Cover: 5 Dollars
Best club on a friday that I could tell. Upstairs mainly one floor place that was a long cab ride from Light Ultrabar which is on Cresent. Pretty sure it’s St. Laurent but not positive. Was here at the end of the night as people were leaving. Opened a few sets with a wing but nothing more than number closes. Chicks are primarily Uni students and English-Canadians. If I had of got here earlier I’m pretty sure it would have been dope. All my friends that were there had a good time and said that it was even better before I got there around 1:30.
Light Ultrabar Cover: 12.50 but I got in free because guestlists. My least favorite club I went to all week. Tons of rich kids trying to game with bottle service who have absolutely no game. This place is a cockfest and the chicks were maybe slightly better than Belmont. If you are going here, try to stay on the top floor as it’s the only spot that isn’t a total cockfest. This was my first day with a solid wingman and that helped a ton with the sets but still wasn’t worth visiting. Dance floor is full of IRT’s and rich dudes dancing horribly with mostly unattractive chicks. Avoid if possible and especially if you're not on the guestlist and can’t get in the booths upstairs.
Saturday:
Best Club: Went to concert
Other Spots: Daygame on St. Catherines
St Catherines Daygame Cover: N/A
First day I really daygamed anywhere, pulled a few numbers but found the chicks to be half French and Half-English Tourists. Pulled some numbers with wings and have some things lined up for later. Will update afterwards also.
All-in-All Montreal is a dope city and BY FAR my favorite I’ve ever been to in Canada. Worth a visit for any age and is even better in the summer as there are less English Uni students whom are definitely not even on par with the French Montreal chicks. Meant for this to be more of a review than a data sheet and hope to help out some of the younger players looking to hit the city. Fire away any questions as well and ill try and answer them.
