rooshvforum.network is a fully functional forum: you can search, register, post new threads etc...
Old accounts are inaccessible: register a new one, or recover it when possible. x


OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer
#1

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Okc_Ebooks
Quote:Quote:

In which a bunch of earnest dudes try to chat up notorious twitter robot "Horse_ebooks"

What the hell is wrong with these guys? You can almost smell the desperation and pleading from them. If game really was pussy begging then these would be the MPUAs.
[Image: tumblr_mhyld44nhf1s460fko1_1280.png]

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold
Reply
#2

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

I'm not even sure what to say about that... Just.... Ugh... Ugh.... Not sure if it's funny or sad or pathetic or fake or.... Just ugh....
Reply
#3

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

This one is [Image: lol.gif]

[Image: tumblr_mhza62691r1s460fko1_1280.png]

[size=8pt]"For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.”[/size] [size=7pt] - Romans 8:18[/size]
Reply
#4

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

"So, you're pretty hot!"
"Apples. CD's. The it were gurgle, gurgle."
"Oh yeah, hahaha! You like to gurgle, huh?"
"Eex 563 one aspirin toothpaste walk."
"So, that's a 'yes' to going for a walk? Okay. Where do you want to go? When shall we meet."
"that is a close expanse ding head crack."
"You want my head in your crack when we go for a walk? Okay..."
Reply
#5

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god I know who the third one down is! Hahahaha! He's a moderator on a football forum!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reply
#6

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

It's a fucking automated bot. If you can't tell that you're not talking to an
actual women then you have bigger issues than not getting laid.

Team Nachos
Reply
#7

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

I get the idea this bot would slay pussy with a male model

If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.

Disable "Click here to Continue"

My Testosterone Adventure: Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V

Quote:Quote:
if it happened to you it’s your fault, I got no sympathy and I don’t believe your version of events.
Reply
#8

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Quote: (02-12-2013 12:18 PM)MattC Wrote:  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god I know who the third one down is! Hahahaha! He's a moderator on a football forum!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

haha yes, fucking knobs getting his comeuppance now

Don't forget to check out my latest post on Return of Kings - 6 Things Indian Guys Need To Understand About Game

Desi Casanova
The 3 Bromigos
Reply
#9

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Quote: (02-12-2013 12:18 PM)MattC Wrote:  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god I know who the third one down is! Hahahaha! He's a moderator on a football forum!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hope he is shamed into exile... Sad.
Reply
#10

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Quote: (02-12-2013 12:38 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

Quote: (02-12-2013 12:18 PM)MattC Wrote:  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god I know who the third one down is! Hahahaha! He's a moderator on a football forum!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hope he is shamed into exile... Sad.

Don't you worry about that. I've shamed him on the main board of a very, very active forum worldwide.
Reply
#11

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Quote: (02-12-2013 01:01 PM)MattC Wrote:  

Quote: (02-12-2013 12:38 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

Quote: (02-12-2013 12:18 PM)MattC Wrote:  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god I know who the third one down is! Hahahaha! He's a moderator on a football forum!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hope he is shamed into exile... Sad.

Don't you worry about that. I've shamed him on the main board of a very, very active forum worldwide.

That's my boy!
Reply
#12

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Quote: (02-12-2013 12:19 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

It's a fucking automated bot. If you can't tell that you're not talking to an
actual women then you have bigger issues than not getting laid.

It's called the "Emechdrunkathomebored" trollbot.
Reply
#13

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Oh wait, check out this site from Huffington Post. My favorite online fail:

Quote:Quote:

feminist scare me mate.

Alright, which one of you was that?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11...de=1499121
Reply
#14

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Haha the poor bastard messaged me:

Quote:Quote:

Please do not post that again on here or anywhere else. I've not had a sense of humour failure, I can take the piss out of myself with the best of them, but that was too much. Far too personal.

If I was 'power hungry' I'd ban you. I'm not though so all I'll do is ask you not to post it again.

Thanks Matt.
Reply
#15

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

^^^LMAO. Damn that was a quick response. Check out our next contestant:

[Image: attachment.jpg9961]   
Reply
#16

OK Cupid - Guys begging for sex from a computer

Quote: (02-12-2013 01:40 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

^^^LMAO. Damn that was a quick response. Check out our next contestant:

IRT FTW

[Image: indiannerd.jpg]
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)