[Wembz]

Hey met the girl last night she's pretty cool. I'm always terrible at texting and creating a confersation. She text me this twice "Don't be rubbish at texting me " what would you recommend is the best thing to text back? Any help would be really appreciated; many thanks.

[storm]

Blanket rule is it that what she says doesn't matter. She's there for you to play with, not for you to decipher.

But let's see the entire conversation and I'll give you a few good answers.

[Skotch]

One of my favorite things to tell a girl is "don't boss me around."

Her: "Have a good weekend!"
Me: "Don't boss me around."

Her: "What are you up to?"
Me: "Sorry, I can't tell you. It's really cool, though."
Her: "C'mon, tell me!"
Me: "You're not the boss of me. You can't tell me what to tell."

"Don't be rubbish at texting me." → "Don't boss me around."

[Wembz]

I gave her my number and she text me that last night twice and I haven't text back yet. I won't to know how to spark a confersation. Any surgestions would be would really help.

[Wembz]

Skotch I like.

[Wembz]

Skotch I would have to know her a bit better to say that though?

[scorpion]

(02-03-2013 09:26 AM)Wembz Wrote:  

Skotch I would have to know her a bit better to say that though?

[rudebwoy]

Texting is for setting up dates, not to have a conversation. Remember you are a busy guy with not much time on your hand and you have options. This is the message you want to convey!

[TheCaptainPower]

I would wait until around half time at the super bowl and then throw her something like:

"hey, are you watching the game or just the commercials ; ) "

She will come back with some bullshit like "I'm watching!" or "lol, I hate football"

and you comeback with "haha, I cant even hear the game because this place is so crowded: ( ttyl"

And then hit her up again on wends morning to make plans to bang....

[rudebwoy]

(02-03-2013 01:06 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

I would wait until around half time at the super bowl and then throw her something like:

"hey, are you watching the game or just the commercials ; ) "

She will come back with some bullshit like "I'm watching!" or "lol, I hate football"

and you comeback with "haha, I cant even hear the game because this place is so crowded: ( ttyl"

And then hit her up again on wends morning to make plans to bang....

The OP is in the UK, they are 5 hours ahead.

[Matt3B]

Whenever a girl tells you what she doesn't like or how not to do something that she doesn't like, ignore her and do that very thing. Tell her at some point in a cheeky way you'll continue to do it because you know she doesn't like it. It gives you power over her and she will enjoy it.

You ever notice how feminists actively search for blog posts on the manosphere even though they piss them off? It gets their attention. Do the same.

[XXL]

If you suck at texting then don't do it. You won't say some stupid shit that way. After all, sending cute little messages back and forth is gay Use phone for setting up dates, time places etc. Phone game 101

[Wembz]

"My days good thanks haven't done a whole lot. Just off out now. How was yours? Enjoy your night out?" i had that text at 7 ill do the Super Bowl thing and text her tomorrow how do I indifferently ask to meet up?

[little wing]

Don't text like every other guy she's ever texted with. Stand out.
Out of the blue, after some silence, pipe up with something like "I have a huge bruise on my precious behind. It really hurts"
Then make up some funny, bull shit story about how it happened. This will break the ice.
Then text her something like "I'd like to see you again. Let's do something on |insert date here| "

[Matt3B]

Don't ask her, tell her.

[Wembz]

Thanks for the advice guys a quick one.
Any good ideas on how to close this?
Me "Haha perhaps . What you doing tomorrow around 11pm?"
Girl "Probably nothing. I'll be finishing work at 10 so I'll just be at home."

[GBG]

"Cool how about we hangout?"

[Matt3B]

(02-05-2013 07:42 PM)GBG Wrote:  

"Let's hangout. Meet you at x at y"

Fixed it for ya.

[GBG]

That works too.

I like my way.

Met this girl at a party.

We were supposed to hangout today but I flaked. This was the exchange.

Me: Hey ****
her: Hey! I was just about to text you
Me: Ha thats funny. Hey how about we hangout tomorrow instead of today
Her: Ok that works for me
Me: Alright. How about I come over to your place around this time tomorrow and we'll go from there?
Her Sounds like a plan!
Me:Cool I'll call you later
Her: Alright

I don't know, maybe it sounds too passive me saying "How about I/We ...." but pre-bang, I like it to sound like I'm not pressuring her to hangout with me. Post bang I'll send texts like the one you suggested^

[bojangles]

you gotta be decisive and take the lead. Woe betide you're number 999 of 1000 who says

'what do you wanna do?'
'i don't know, what do you wanna do?'
'i don't know, what do you wanna do?'
(repeated until she lands on another mans cock)

[Wembz]

I got this text any ideas guys?

"Hmm anywhere really. Can't say I've really got a preference. Well let me know when you're next free anyways do you live by yourself or with people?"

[Matt3B]

What text did you send before you got that?

[Skotch]

"I live by myself. Let's cook something."
She'll say yes.
Then you say, "Chicken, beef, or pork."
She'll tell you.
Then you say, "I'll think of something and hit you up later."

I've been using this to great effect recently.

[bojangles]

^not bad you should end it with

"Ok, I've got it, get your best dress on and come around on ..... at ..."

[Wembz]

Cheers for the advice
How do I go from this to setting up a date tonight?
"So sorry. Literally only only just got out of work. Very busy morning. What did you have in mind to do? "