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01-30-2013, 08:00 PM
Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader Courtney Lenz Claims She Was Benched From Super Bowl For Weight Gain
http://news.yahoo.com/baltimore-ravens-c...17323.html
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01-30-2013, 08:06 PM
I think I speak for the entire board when I say 2/10, would not bang.
Her reaction is the equivalent of an office worker responsible for sending out a report once a week forgetting to send it out one week and acting offended that it's part of their job all of a sudden.
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01-30-2013, 10:10 PM
Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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01-30-2013, 10:26 PM
Requirements to be a cheerleader:
1. Be above-average looking.
2. Stay skinny.
She fucked up on 50 percent of the job description.
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01-30-2013, 10:27 PM
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"They said that I had quote, unquote a 'rough' year," Courtney told Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson on Wednesday. "I'd been benched earlier in the season for a little bit of a weight gain. We do get weighed every week during the season, and you can't fluctuate at all. They don't allow fluctuation. I gained, I think it was 1.8 pounds. I had been consistent and they let me cheer [previously] and then I gained 1.8 or 1.6 pounds and they said because I had gained weight and they wanted me to be consistent or they wanted me to lose, they benched me for a game and because it was a disciplinary action, that was the reason."
Only 1.8 pounds? from her photo, it looks like it all went straight to her cheeks.
Would still bang.
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01-30-2013, 10:31 PM
Them's what i call "cock-gobblin'" cheeks. 10 bucks says she can deepthroat you and stuff your balls in her cheeks like a squirrel.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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01-30-2013, 10:36 PM
Wow, she's only 23??
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01-30-2013, 11:26 PM
This is the Superbowl, you gotta bring out the A squad.
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01-30-2013, 11:41 PM
Its like sexual partners. She gained 1.8 pounds? Move the decimal over once to the right and thats the real number
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01-31-2013, 12:11 AM
So she gained 1.8 pounds, then 1.5 pounds, then 1 6 pounds.
They told her to lose weight to get back down to 120lbs but each month she gained two pounds. I bet she has gained even more since being told she was not going to the game. Who wants to bet that in a year or two she's a full fledged fatty?
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01-31-2013, 12:19 AM
She reminds me of Snooki. And I don't think Snooki can be a NFL cheerleader.
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01-31-2013, 01:30 AM
I'm glad to see that the NFL still has standards when it comes to their cheerleaders. By my senior year in high school, half the girls on the cheer squad at my school were overweight. A few were even reaching obese levels of fat. It was truly an embarrassment to the school. When you get high school cheerleaders (a symbol for skinnyness and good looks for as long as I can remember) turning into some of the ugliest girls in the school, you know fat acceptance is getting bad.
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01-31-2013, 10:32 AM
2lbs of weight isn't even noticable.
I have a friend who was cutting weight for a powerlifting meet. He weight two pounds over at the end of the cut - and lost it less than an hour before just by taking a hot shower and running up and down the stairs a few times.
I'm betting the real figure of her gain is closer to 10+