[Ashlito]

Me and my friend have one night in Bangkok and need to make all the right decisions.

We need the best bars and clubs for finding girls. Not into paying, but not too shy to take home a freebie...

Thanks for any info guys!

[DirectDanger]

I am only advising this because you have one night so you want to see lots of stuff.

- 8pm go to soi cowboy. Yes it is P4P girly bars but it is something unique in the world to see. Gotta check it out. Great place to get you amped up, cheap drinks, flirt with the girls, get you pumped up for the night.

- 10pm get in a taxi and tell them RCA. (assuming you are 35 or younger). Several clubs here to pick from. It will not be easy to pick up here but this is were lots of hot middle class girls will be hanging out. By far your best chance for getting a hot normal girl.

- 2am If you havent picked up at this point desperation starts to set in... You have lots of choices here but here are the two i would make. If you want the best chances of taking someone home go to Insomnia. Lots of working girls here but you got one night. Other option is Scratch dog Sukhumvit soi 20 at the Windsor hotel. Much more local crowd with normal girls just out for a late night.


Other options....
Hit up Levels on Soi 11. Much more of an international crowd with a mix of normal girls, semi pros, and foreign girls.


One night in Bangkok can be a whole lot of fun. Enjoy!

[Ashlito]

Haha great post thanks very much!

We will be heading down to the islands after for two weeks...I will report all.

[Kabal]

(01-29-2013 08:39 PM)DirectDanger Wrote:  

- 8pm go to soi cowboy. Yes it is P4P girly bars but it is something unique in the world to see. Gotta check it out. Great place to get you amped up, cheap drinks, flirt with the girls, get you pumped up for the night.

Yes. When I went to Bangkok two years ago, Soi Cowboy was one of the handful of times in my life I contemplated shoring (still never went through with it). One night I went back to my hotel room with one, and a combination of a moment of clarity and anticipated whiskey dick led to me telling her to pack it up and go home.

She was smoking, though--still remember her fondly.

Strippers/pros there are pretty cute, with a lot of them looking like they could be normal girls.

[Bacchus]

Listen to this song a lot.

[scotian]

(01-29-2013 08:39 PM)DirectDanger Wrote:  

I am only advising this because you have one night so you want to see lots of stuff.

- 8pm go to soi cowboy. Yes it is P4P girly bars but it is something unique in the world to see. Gotta check it out. Great place to get you amped up, cheap drinks, flirt with the girls, get you pumped up for the night.

- 10pm get in a taxi and tell them RCA. (assuming you are 35 or younger). Several clubs here to pick from. It will not be easy to pick up here but this is were lots of hot middle class girls will be hanging out. By far your best chance for getting a hot normal girl.

- 2am If you havent picked up at this point desperation starts to set in... You have lots of choices here but here are the two i would make. If you want the best chances of taking someone home go to Insomnia. Lots of working girls here but you got one night. Other option is Scratch dog Sukhumvit soi 20 at the Windsor hotel. Much more local crowd with normal girls just out for a late night.


Other options....
Hit up Levels on Soi 11. Much more of an international crowd with a mix of normal girls, semi pros, and foreign girls.


One night in Bangkok can be a whole lot of fun. Enjoy!

Good advice, I just want to add that Insomnia is now called Insanity and also there's the BKK tuktuk hustle where a driver will take you there for free because the club will give him 200 Baht. You can negotiate with him to split this, I went there one night with three other guys in a tuktuk and the driver gave us 100 Baht each which was a good deal for him because he got 400 Baht. The entrance fee was 200 Baht which included one free drink, so it was a good deal for everyone.

[Ashlito]

Would you reccomend insanity? Has anyone heard of mr wongs place? I've heard good thins about this legendary dive bar.

[Ashlito]

Oh, and what about Bash? Anybody checked this place out on soi 11?

[Vicious]

(01-30-2013 07:28 AM)Ashlito Wrote:  

Would you reccomend insanity? Has anyone heard of mr wongs place? I've heard good thins about this legendary dive bar.

It's mostly pros/semi-pros but as a club it's pretty good. Great layout and music.

[Mersault]

You could go to Soi Cowboy, but, frankly, that's lame. You'll be surrounded by other people doing exactly what you're doing in a city that has seen it too many times before and nobody gives a damn. If you want a hooker, then do it. Then again, if you want a hooker, then this thread is eh.

I'd suggest putting on some clothes indicating straight off the bat, from a distance, that you have just finished work and are in a status sufficient industry, making out like you are an investment banker who spreads his time between Hong Kong, Singapore and Bangkok, and just happen to be in Bangkok that night. Do all this, with the peculiar type of suave necessary, at the skyline bar to one of the many western chicks you will find up there who is dick starved because all the dudes who normally chase her have abandoned her and are chasing the easy native Thai pussy. Your profession will validate the whole engagement, to a degree, in her eyes and with the right words, with those views from the sky bar, some appropriate words about how you have to fly off to Hong Kong tomorrow morning, and a couple of that magic stuff aka cocktails buzzing in her head (let her hear the price too) and you'll be taking her back to your hotel room before you could nineteen thousand four hundred and seventy eight Mississippi's.

Or just go Soi Cowboy and get wasted, watch a ping pong show, secretly resent your absurd existence and the pitiful reality that those women are degrading themselves and life seems like it's the first go round and it's all a tragedy, not quite yet a comedy, and go home with a hooker, only to reassure yourself in the morning because this hooker was still cheaper than the amount you would spend on 4 drinks up in the skybar, so, you'll tell yourself, it wasn't really a hooker. Or perhaps i'm judging you when i shouldn't. Don't presume and all that. No. I'll presume all i want. Don't imagine telling me what i should do when responding to your thread.

[scotian]

Mersault, you should post on this forum more often.

[NuMbEr7]

This is better:

[DirectDanger]

@Mersault
I enjoy your writing style but your advise is shit.

Get suited up so you can go to an expensive touristy bar and hit on white foreign girls?
I would take a 20 yr old thai college student I picked up at RCA all day over that.

[Mersault]

(02-01-2013 12:15 PM)DirectDanger Wrote:  

@Mersault
I enjoy your writing style but your advise is shit.

Get suited up so you can go to an expensive touristy bar and hit on white foreign girls?
I would take a 20 yr old thai college student I picked up at RCA all day over that.

Well i appreciate your kind words, DirectDanger.

Still, before we digress, to get back on point.

If you have only one night in Bangkok, as the original poster seems to imply that he does, then no matter how much you like Thai 20 year old college students, the chances are, unless you are going to bang a hooker, that you are not going to pick one up. Especially not in Soi Cowboy.

It's a matter of numbers, to my mind, anyhow.

Drop by any of the bars on the RCA and you're already competing against hundreds, no, thousands, (THOUSANDS!!) of others trying to do the same thing as you that night.
If you have one night only, up at the skybar, the ratio is around 50/50 male female but half the guys aren't pursuing the girls there, they are merely taking photographs, counting their few baht to see if they have enough to buy another beer, and then going back inside, into the lift, all the way down, finding a taxi, arguing about the price, then going to one of the bars on the RCA, after arguing over the cover price ( and then passively agreeing to pay whilst convincing their own self's that they were always ok with the idea of paying and they aren't really submissive at all) , to join the rest of the sun crisped multitude and waste their nights away.

So, be another douche chasing the Thai students somewhere on the RCA or be one of only maybe 4 or 5 guys working game up in the skybar, dropping sweet suggestions into the air of a 22 year old Dutch student on her gap year who hasn't as much as been hit on in a week and is dizzy from the heights and cocktail.

Sure.