[Manystyles]

I'll pick a profile and every member has to message her with their own unique line. Post what worked, what she replied to. For some reason this shit really interests me. I had a girl send me this on match.com yesterday:

"???
Dafuq are you doing on match? You can get girls left and right anywhere you go looking at your physique in these photos!"


In reality its not like that. There is another girl who trolled me for a week and when i asked for her number she said not interested.

Who's in?

[painter]

I'll do it. I just re-joined a few days ago and have gone full on El Mechanico style and have had more success than I ever did before. I need to find the right thread to post about it on but this sounds like some harmless fun.

[Manystyles]

(12-29-2012 08:36 PM)painter Wrote:  

I'll do it. I just re-joined a few days ago and have gone full on El Mechanico style and have had more success than I ever did before. I need to find the right thread to post about it on but this sounds like some harmless fun.

What's the el mechanico thread? I'm influenced by bravopua's online method.

[el mechanico]

I'm an online dating guru now. What would you like to know?

[Armenian]

I'm in. I guess we will have to change the city/town on our profiles so she thinks it's legit.

[painter]

El Mechanico style as I know it (the master can speak for himself) is don't give a fuck, lots of smilies and just troll the fuck out of girls. I've got chicks throwing out their numbers like candy. It's only been three days, haven't converted any to bangs yet but there's irons in the fire...

Edit: also, from El Mechanico's teaching and I can concur, they're all fucking psychos. It's a learning experience.

[el mechanico]

(12-29-2012 09:11 PM)painter Wrote:  

El Mechanico style as I know it (the master can speak for himself) is don't give a fuck, lots of smilies and just troll the fuck out of girls. I've got chicks throwing out their numbers like candy. It's only been three days, haven't converted any to bangs yet but there's irons in the fire...

Here's one of my threads on this..Didn't get much love but..
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-8743.html

@ Painter..You have to move fast and get them out as well.

[Teddykgb]

This is fucking fun right now. Instead of thinking what I think she wants me to say Im just saying the first stupid thing that comes to my mind and im getting tons of responses!

This tattoo chick i messaged and said

"I would like to get a tatoo on my cock tonight. Where do you want to meet?"

She responds "lol what..???"

now what should i say?

edit: I now said "I want to give a tatoo tonight with a special needle text me xxx-xxx-xxxx"

[painter]

El Mechanico, thanks for the tip, you are totally right. I'm losing them by not getting the quick meetup, but it's only been three days. Plus it's the end of the year, these chicks are desperate right now.

But let's get the trolling started:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=46308938

I messaged her and said you must be bringing the trolls out of the woodwork, she thought that was hilarious and said yeah, told me she made plans to go out with her girlfriends. I asked her why all girls feel the need to go out on New Years Eve and she's hasn't responded, totally done with me but I was just trolling her.

[Manystyles]

(12-29-2012 09:59 PM)painter Wrote:  

El Mechanico, thanks for the tip, you are totally right. I'm losing them by not getting the quick meetup, but it's only been three days. Plus it's the end of the year, these chicks are desperate right now.

But let's get the trolling started:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=46308938

I messaged her and said you must be bringing the trolls out of the woodwork, she thought that was hilarious and said yeah, told me she made plans to go out with her girlfriends. I asked her why all girls feel the need to go out on New Years Eve and she's hasn't responded, totally done with me but I was just trolling her.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=47354763

I sent this:

Do you have teeth? I don't want to date a girl with a mike tyson gap.

+5 for being family oriented...

So what's your story MyLinh?

-MyName

She ignored me... so wtf... somebody else try and we all have to post our profiles too

[painter]

oh yeah, there's this chick too. If I knew how to put her in Parlay's Over 40 thread I would. Her boobs like a fucking a candy store!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=44436868

I couldn't message her because she has her profile restricted to non smokers but she is definitely a female player.

[Teddykgb]

Me: Breakfast in bed?

Her: Tempting but i gotta work in the morning. How about just sex for tonight and ill take a rain check on the breakfast in bed part

Her: tooo much?

Me: xxx-xxx-xxxx (sent her my number)

she then texts me "hey"

I said whats your address.


ah fuck!

[Teddykgb]

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

[Manystyles]

(12-29-2012 10:39 PM)murrb Wrote:  

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

I want to see your profile and hers

[Teddykgb]

(12-29-2012 10:45 PM)Manystyles Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 10:39 PM)murrb Wrote:  

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

I want to see your profile and hers

pmed

[el mechanico]

(12-29-2012 10:39 PM)murrb Wrote:  

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

Scared huh? The most fun of this entire online dating experience is going over to strange places for strange and even stranger things happen.

This is living! Grab some booze and go!

[Teddykgb]

(12-29-2012 11:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 10:39 PM)murrb Wrote:  

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

Scared huh? The most fun of this entire online dating experience is going over to strange places for strange and even stranger things happen.

This is living! Grab some booze and go!

Im the same guy who is having problems keeping my dick up so I am staying far away from booze unless I should be having her drink it!

[el mechanico]

(12-29-2012 11:22 PM)murrb Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 11:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 10:39 PM)murrb Wrote:  

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

Scared huh? The most fun of this entire online dating experience is going over to strange places for strange and even stranger things happen.

This is living! Grab some booze and go!

Im the same guy who is having problems keeping my dick up so I am staying far away from booze unless I should be having her drink it!

No just freewheel and go your cock will be fine. It probably doesn't work because you think too much. Less thinking more doing.

[Teddykgb]

(12-29-2012 11:42 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 11:22 PM)murrb Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 11:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 10:39 PM)murrb Wrote:  

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

Scared huh? The most fun of this entire online dating experience is going over to strange places for strange and even stranger things happen.

This is living! Grab some booze and go!

Im the same guy who is having problems keeping my dick up so I am staying far away from booze unless I should be having her drink it!

No just freewheel and go your cock will be fine. It probably doesn't work because you think too much. Less thinking more doing.

Yeah thats what I like about this online stuff. Totally random so if I fuck up and act like a jack ass at least I dont ever hav eto see her again. Im going to give her a fake name as well just in case!

[el mechanico]

(12-29-2012 11:53 PM)murrb Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 11:42 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 11:22 PM)murrb Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 11:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(12-29-2012 10:39 PM)murrb Wrote:  

she has a kid and is putting him to bed.

She wanted me to text her ap ic of me right now so I did.

Then she sent me her pic! She is hot but a little thick I think. Not fat but not real skinny.

Once she puts her kid to bed she said shes going to send me her address.

im not gonna lie im kind of scared!

Scared huh? The most fun of this entire online dating experience is going over to strange places for strange and even stranger things happen.

This is living! Grab some booze and go!

Im the same guy who is having problems keeping my dick up so I am staying far away from booze unless I should be having her drink it!

No just freewheel and go your cock will be fine. It probably doesn't work because you think too much. Less thinking more doing.

Yeah thats what I like about this online stuff. Totally random so if I fuck up and act like a jack ass at least I dont ever hav eto see her again. Im going to give her a fake name as well just in case!

Just go over and bring some shit with you and report back. Please.

[Teddykgb]

Bitch said her kid would be in bed by 9 and she would send me her address. I text her at 10 asking her whats up????? She said her 3 year old has the flu and he isn't falling asleep but she stilll wants to hang out. Its now 11 and Im getting tired.

I dont know if she is flaking out or her kid is actually sick but Im not going to wait around till 1 am hoping she gets the kid asleep!

[RandalGraves]

Update? Or should we report a missing person?