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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 09:12 PM
Anyone watching the Miss Universe show now?
Its ineresting how it overlaps with what the guys are reporting from the ground. Miss Poland, a gorgeous tall busty blonde; miss Russia, a stunning brunette with eyes to die for; miss Phillippines, a very sexy n gorgeous little thing.Miss Venezuela very pretty. But wonder why hasnt miss Colombia made it to the top 10... Inversely, miss Brazil is nothing special. Walk down any mall in Brazil and you would see 5 or 6 more beautiful girls in 1 minute.
Anyone else watching it now? Which one os your fav?
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12-19-2012, 09:15 PM
Can we see it somewhere online?
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 09:37 PM
Top 5 selected:
Venezuela
Philippines
Australia
Usa
Brazil
My choice among these 5:
Philippines
Venzuela
The rest couldnt care less. Miss Poland n Russia must have been there no question. Just shows how fucked up those selections are.
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 09:46 PM
It's interesting to me how Miss Universe and America have declined in popularity in the U.S. since the 1980's and 90's. I suspect that the model of femininity these contests idealize is just too passe in this country, despite the ham-fisted attempts of the organizers to "modernize" the shows.
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 09:53 PM
Miss China is gorgeous but didnt make it... They should call it miss average...
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 10:01 PM
Miss Usa won...this is so phucked up its not even funny... Miss Philippines n Venezuela were the best of the top 5 yet have been ranked low...big huge thimbs down...,
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 10:12 PM
I almost started a thread on this one....I am Absolutely appalled with miss Dominican Republic. Shes a fokin 6.5. or a 7(to me thats generous as fock) tops based on the pics. Are you fukin kidding me after living there and seeing the chicks in Moca, and Sto Dgo, she is the best you GOT! Absurd
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12-19-2012, 10:21 PM
Miss America is tough... though she is comming from the US. She is NOT Representative of our women.
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 10:32 PM
And miss USA won it you say? Obviously I'd bang 'em all, but by the time I got round to miss USA, my balls would be pretty dry. Would bang in this order:
Brazil
Venezuela
Australia
USA
Phillipines
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 11:46 PM
It seems like the 'main' countries are always contending in this pageant. When will miss Papua New Guinea or miss Burkina Faso be one of the finalists? Ofcourse maybe I don't know the layout
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Miss Universe
12-19-2012, 11:57 PM
Quote: (12-19-2012 10:32 PM)LooTa Wrote:
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And miss USA won it you say? Obviously I'd bang 'em all, but by the time I got round to miss USA, my balls would be pretty dry. Would bang in this order:
Brazil
Venezuela
Australia
USA
Phillipines
The USA girl was pretty damn good, except for her hairstyle and dress in the last phase of the competition. I wonder what her ethnic composition is.
By the way blonds never seem to win this competition anymore. I like them, but find long haired brunettes sexier.
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Miss Universe
12-20-2012, 02:29 AM
Quote: (12-19-2012 11:48 PM)LoveBug Wrote:
Quote: (12-19-2012 10:12 PM)elabayarde Wrote:
I almost started a thread on this one....I am Absolutely appalled with miss Dominican Republic. Shes a fokin 6.5. or a 7(to me thats generous as fock) tops based on the pics. Are you fukin kidding me after living there and seeing the chicks in Moca, and Sto Dgo, she is the best you GOT! Absurd
She looks a little whiter than the average Dominican Republican, is there still some racial elements to that society?
Yeah Dominicans en general view whiter as righter when it comes to business and things IMHO. I went to hooters one time in Sto Dgo, and the girls were very very average. BlackQ was with me, he said the same thing. But it was like what Dominicans think a white girl should look like or something, it was wierd. The dominican guess on what westerners would find attractive. lol
I actually said, that there are many hooters with hotter girls in the states(he agreed)... if thats not crazy
IT could have just been that shift though.
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12-20-2012, 01:56 PM
I like Australia's girl a lot. Given their enormous obesity rates and hipster infestations, such women can be hard to find there these days...
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Miss Universe
12-20-2012, 02:09 PM
DR girl has a BANGING body though...but yeah face is no bueno.
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12-20-2012, 03:46 PM
Quote: (12-20-2012 01:56 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
I like Australia's girl a lot. Given their enormous obesity rates and hipster infestations, such women can be hard to find there these days...
OZ is infested with Hipsters? Really. hmmm.
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Miss Universe
12-20-2012, 05:19 PM
Ahh Miss USA is the lease best way to analyze the best women of a certain Country™. You can back track a few years and then get a general idea of what the (best) women look like in the country. Only nations that are backwards racist like Brazil, or still invoke politics into it will you get oddities. But you can easily make patterns off this if a nation is marching out beat gargoyle after beat gargoyle its either their oligarchs are strait up bush-meat or the whole nation is a dump.
That Miss USA is my type of lady I like them Italians girls with the heavy features. She probably a hairy beast though with out all that waxing though.
Beauty Pageant girls are just hot girls whom invest a shit ton of time and energy into their look. I've dated and fucked around with "Pageant" women and there is no difference to them from other girls then the fact they are willing to inject horse proteins into their ass if they are convinced it will make their hair more full and shiny. My ex would take veterinarian Horse pills for her hair and skin, took expensive Asian creams for her skin, personal trainers, etc..etc. Her job was just working out, doing school (to keep the illusion they are smart), and staying pretty and healthy kind of a shitty life if you ask me.
She just looked like a typical hot girl evrey day. It was only during pageants when they got the high end make-up and styling when she would look like a smoke show. But even with the amount of make-up they put on her, and with that make-up only being meant for heavy lighting and pictures up close after the shows she looked like a alien because it was so obvious how much shit she had caked onto her face.
The high end styling and makeup is what makes the difference. The styling turns over-rated Celebs into 8's, and pushes some celebs into the smoke show stratosphere.
The amount of paint and tweaking a female can do to her face is amazing but it is not "reaching" to critically look at even "beauty queens" for flaws. Because its just like if a broad looks like shit on her wedding day then she probably will look like a dog any other time.
If people think Miss DR's face is beat (I agree) then she probably looks like bushmeat in the streets and only got selected due to connections or politics. My ex would always explain to me that the game was rigged, you had to be a entrenched Pageant chic (aka put in a ton of $$$$) to make it to the level to wear the judges could vote you into the international competitions. Some poor broad could not just come off the street with an amazing story and then become Miss USA or Miss Canada, etc. as there is a system that was in place you had to work whiten.
The funny thing is is these women are at the cutting edge of beauty and nutrition techniques and sciences. Intermittent Fasting, Water fasting, Animal mimic treatments and diets, all were the rage in for Pageant queens for decades.
I remember my ex would fast for 3 days prior to a pageant I never understood why and people at school thought she had a eating disorder but looking back she was purging her system of water weight. Like I said before she took fucked up animal pills and also had a fat heavy diet. She would always eat fat free salad dressing that her mom blended with Coconut oil at home. Looking back I see why she did this, but back then I thought she was fucked.
These guillded parts of Society will forever pump out extremely hot women. The Ballet, Harmonics (the rich non-Asian girls), High-end dance, Pageants are still just playgrounds for where Aristocrats send their daughters to perform.
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Miss Universe
12-20-2012, 11:35 PM
I can honestly say..I've banged hotter than Miss Universe.
I agree with that one chick..That competition is staged
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