[durangotang]

A girl I know just posted this on Facebook:



You don't say?





Yeah, right.

[TheMachinist]

That's what happens when you stick your dick in an ASSHOLE.I do not like shit therefore I do not like shitty sex...and women don't fart or shit as far as I'm concered.The first time a broad farts or goes to the bathroom with the door open around me is the last time she does.

[ABDada]

Chubby girls and anal go together like pretty girls and beta orbiters.

I almost think it's because their FUPA tract prevents them from feeling anything clitorally, so they need to get it a different way.

No hate on you chubby chasers, but I am very thankful I have never ventured there.

[durangotang]

(11-29-2012 07:40 PM)ABDada Wrote:  

Chubby girls and anal go together like pretty girls and beta orbiters.

I almost think it's because their FUPA tract prevents them from feeling anything clitorally, so they need to get it a different way.

No hate on you chubby chasers, but I am very thankful I have never ventured there.

It's a rare event for me, trust me. I can say that I have never harpooned a whale

[Bacchus]

You'll never have the problem of putting a bitch on a pedestal after an incident like that.

[Avarence]

(11-29-2012 07:40 PM)ABDada Wrote:  

I almost think it's because their FUPA tract prevents them from feeling anything clitorally, so they need to get it a different way.

LOL. Maybe with seriously obese girls, but not thick/slightly chubby girls.

[Mujeriego]

I got dutch ovened by a chick once. I pulled the covers off in the morning for round two and was hit with a smell so pungent I lost my hard on.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

durangotang Wrote:

Midway through this unenjoyable sex is girl gets off my dick, and tries to insert it in her ass. I didn't want it, she couldn't get it in, but before she realized that a nasty fart sound was emitted and the top half of the condom was shit stained.

So, technically speaking, you were raped? If a man did that to a woman without asking, I could see grounds for serious trouble.

[reino341]

This thread is fucking gold.

[bacon]

nothing kills a hard on like a girl farting. but shit stain on your dick that will give you nightmares