[NoBalls]

At 4:30 AM, this chick near my apartment, asks if there are any after hours places. Then she asks if I could make her a drink. So, I invite her up and she is talking about sex so I'm thinking I'm going to get lucky. I try to kiss her and she says to be careful about messing up her lipstick. On top of that she keeps on asking for the time. Now I'm thinking that she is probably a hooker trying to kill time waiting for her next appointment.

She offers to give me a blowjob for being nice to her and for making her a drink (which she didn't drink) but she wants me to jump into the shower first. Red flags go off in my head. She just wants me to jump in the shower so she can rob me and take off. I tell her that I don't want a blowjob but I want to make lover to her. She says that she needs weed to have sex and asks me to give her 90 bucks so she can go around the corner and get some weed. Then she will come back and fuck me. I say no, forget it.

Then she asks for food. She wants me to go into the kitchen so I will be distracted. I'm watching her like a hawk and she realizes that she can't hustle me. She says that she has to get going but asks for some food money. I giver her a few bucks to get rid of her and she asks for a $20. I say no and she says that I'm a nice guy and leaves.

WTF? Does she think a guy will actually fall for this. I was horny but not stupid.

Earlier in the night at 3:45 AM, I cold approached a chick who turned out to be a one night stand from two years ago. I don't have many one night stands due to my lack of game so this is fucking weird. I didn't recognize her but she recognized me. I tried to make out with her and I was getting horny but she said she had to go to the bathroom and she didn't come back to find me. Oh well. She was probably sore that I kind of blew her off two years ago.

This was the weirdest ending to a night out ever. Fuck, it's past 5AM. I had better get some sleep.

[3rdmilleniummen]

This story is so freaking insane I have to believe it all!! LoL.

[Tex Pro]

(10-21-2012 04:05 AM)NoBalls Wrote:  

At 4:30 AM, this chick near my apartment, asks if there are any after hours places. Then she asks if I could make her a drink. So, I invite her up and she is talking about sex so I'm thinking I'm going to get lucky. I try to kiss her and she says to be careful about messing up her lipstick. On top of that she keeps on asking for the time. Now I'm thinking that she is probably a hooker trying to kill time waiting for her next appointment.

She offers to give me a blowjob for being nice to her and for making her a drink (which she didn't drink) but she wants me to jump into the shower first. Red flags go off in my head. She just wants me to jump in the shower so she can rob me and take off. I tell her that I don't want a blowjob but I want to make lover to her. She says that she needs weed to have sex and asks me to give her 90 bucks so she can go around the corner and get some weed. Then she will come back and fuck me. I say no, forget it.

Then she asks for food. She wants me to go into the kitchen so I will be distracted. I'm watching her like a hawk and she realizes that she can't hustle me. She says that she has to get going but asks for some food money. I giver her a few bucks to get rid of her and she asks for a $20. I say no and she says that I'm a nice guy and leaves.

WTF? Does she think a guy will actually fall for this. I was horny but not stupid.

This chick was definitely a hooker. I've encountered ho's like this late a night as well. Basically, she was just looking to make a quick scam in between tricks.

However, I'll give her props: she did get you to at least give her a few bucks just for her to leave.

[painter]

I had a similar experience a few years back. It was about an hour before closing time, I'm hammered outside the bar smoking with a couple friends. Chick comes up, asks for a smoke. We're chatting, buy her a drink, she's giving me the eye and I ask if she wants to go for a walk. She's all for it, my buddies are high fiving me, so I walk her back to my house a couple blocks away. At my place under normal light I see her face isn't too good but the body is fine for being drunk at 4am.

That's when she says it'll cost me. Thinking with the little head I'm like, ok, a little disappointed that she lasered in on me not because she was attracted but because I was the weakest beta she found. I tell her let's take a shower and we strip naked in the bathroom. Under the bright lights I see something I've never seen before: hairy fucking nipples on garbage tits. Then she tells me she's pregnant and even though I'm half a step from blacked out drunk there is no way in hell I'm doing anything with her. I think I gave her $20 bucks and she hit the road.

The next day my buddies want a recap and I'm almost gagging telling them how horrible her body was. Thank god I took her in the bathroom for a well lit preview. We have a few laughs and I forget all about this chick until a couple weeks later there's a knock on my door late one night, guess who?

She asks if I want to fuck, do I have any money, can she come in and have a drink. The hair on the back of my head is standing up, I don't want anyone to even see me with this skank. I know I have to be very firm, tell her I don't have any money and she needs to go. She gives me the puppy dog eyes but leaves and as I watch her walk up the street really slow her pimp comes out from an alley and they disappear up the street. I have no doubt they were setting me up for something bad.

I learned a really good lesson and since then any thought of a hooker kills the horny in me.

[Tuthmosis]

Tuthmosis: "Let's go down to the ATM together. I'll get us some cash to have a good time tonight."

Walk out together.

Tuthmosis: "Oh shit, wait here, I forgot my ATM card."

Lock door.

[Tornado]

90 dollars for weed? I would have told her to leave

[Beyond Borders]

(10-21-2012 04:05 AM)NoBalls Wrote:  

At 4:30 AM, this chick near my apartment, asks if there are any after hours places. Then she asks if I could make her a drink. So, I invite her up and she is talking about sex so I'm thinking I'm going to get lucky. I try to kiss her and she says to be careful about messing up her lipstick. On top of that she keeps on asking for the time. Now I'm thinking that she is probably a hooker trying to kill time waiting for her next appointment.

She offers to give me a blowjob for being nice to her and for making her a drink (which she didn't drink) but she wants me to jump into the shower first. Red flags go off in my head. She just wants me to jump in the shower so she can rob me and take off. I tell her that I don't want a blowjob but I want to make lover to her. She says that she needs weed to have sex and asks me to give her 90 bucks so she can go around the corner and get some weed. Then she will come back and fuck me. I say no, forget it.

Then she asks for food. She wants me to go into the kitchen so I will be distracted. I'm watching her like a hawk and she realizes that she can't hustle me. She says that she has to get going but asks for some food money. I giver her a few bucks to get rid of her and she asks for a $20. I say no and she says that I'm a nice guy and leaves.

WTF? Does she think a guy will actually fall for this. I was horny but not stupid.

Are you in Thailand?

EDIT: The story says yes but the lipstick comment says no.

[NoBalls]

(10-21-2012 12:42 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Are you in Thailand?

EDIT: The story says yes but the lipstick comment says no.

NYC

[painter]

I don't know what your living situation is but this ho may come back at you with trouble if there's something worth stealing. Sounds like you got rid of her right but just be aware that a criminal element has you on the radar.

[NoBalls]

(10-21-2012 08:42 PM)painter Wrote:  

I don't know what your living situation is but this ho may come back at you with trouble if there's something worth stealing. Sounds like you got rid of her right but just be aware that a criminal element has you on the radar.

I thought about that I don't think they will bother with me. I live in a tiny studio apartment without even a microwave. My TV is a little 19" piece of shit and I have a little ikea sofa to sit on. Actually my whole apartment is furnished with Ikea or Target stuff. The most valuable thing that she could have seen is my Mac Mini. I'm kind of hoping that the criminal element will not think it's worth it to break into an apartment for a MAC mini. I do have a A/V receiver with decent speakers. But I'm really hoping that when she looked around she concluded that all my stuff is cheap shit and it's not worth it to ever come back.

The fire escape that could be used to break in is clearly visible to 2nd avenue and there is a lot of traffic there. I live in a walkup so there is no security. I suppose they can just wait for someone to exit and get into the building that way. Then they can break down my door. That would suck. I'm just going to leave my lights on 24/7 for the next few months except when I'm sleeping to be on the safe side.

[painter]

Good idea leave the lights on, maybe leave the radio on too. Sounds like there's not much to steal and NYC is full of better targets.

[Timoteo]

That's the problem with bringing randoms back to your place. Yeah, it's nice to have the logistics for bangs, but the downside is having weirdos thinking you're a mark and knowing where you live.

[el mechanico]

In these cases you bang then backpedal. You go all in caveman and if she wants something you yes yes yes while ripping her clothes of until she submits then either throw her out or make her some more drinks. You were backpedaling before and showed weakness so you're still a mark if that's what you're worried about. If you were to physically dominate she would change her tune. I'm not speculating here this comes from experience

[painter]

El Mech, this advice is gold: Bang Then Backpedal! Can you give an example? Just seeing that is real insightful into the mind of a strong player ready for any situation.

[Caligula]

Had an odd experience in NYC, still not sure what was going on.

Was outside a club in Meatpacking smoking. Met a girl and was making out with her within 15 minutes. Young, blonde, big tits but slightly busted looking. I suggested we go to her place. She was up for it. I went in to pick up my coat and she was waiting for me in a black town car when I got out. We drove off towards Chinatown and we started getting busy on the back seat.

After a drawn out makeout and fingering session on the back seat I looked out the window and realised we had been going in circles. We weren't actually going anywhere just driving in circles in the Chinatown area. I asked her "where's your place?" and she ignored it but was grabbing my dick and wanting to escalate. I said "are we going there or not?" I asked the driver where we were going and he said "go ahead, do whatever you like back there".

I got paranoid thinking the girl and the driver were in cahoots; being drunk I knew I wouldn't be able to fight well if things came to blows.

I said to the driver "I'm getting out here, unlock the doors" - he shrugged it off at first, I insisted and he pulled over and I walked out.

Was pissed off at missing out on the notch, but cock-benefit analysis said it wasn't worth it.

What was going on there? Was it a rich girl with her personal driver for the night? Was it a pimp and his whore? A driver who just wanted to watch some dirty action in his car?

[painter]

That is weird. Maybe it was a rich slut or a hooker and pimp. Or they could have sized you up for a robbery. Doesn't sound like they answered any of your questions right so you followed your instinct and bailed. Smart move, I wouldn't regret missing the bang when you avoid paying for it, catching a disease, or getting robbed, beaten, and possibly murdered.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

@Caligula- Man, thats some crazy shit there. I wonder what would have been the outcome if you had stayed?