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Dogs

I recently got a dog. Long story short, if I wouldn´t take the dog he would be beaten. So I said fuck it. The bastard pisses and shits all over the house, the first thing my friends say when they step into the door is:" You can´t bring girls in here dude". Actually since I got the dog I haven´t brought any.

He´s a cross of Grand Danois with German Sheperd.
Anyway If someone knows any obedience tricks or ideas to make the fucker piss on the street and not on my shoes are welcomed.

I´ve been seeing this videos and dogs sometimes remind me of women, (I know they are normally associate to cats). It´s not that I fuck the dog, but to make him make something I have to do it indirectly. It´s like when you want them to sit you can´t say "sit" you have to put food over his head for that he eventually sit.
You can´t say to a girl "make me a massage now". But you can say "can I payoff a massage by giving you some strawberries" (I dated a physioterapist and the first time I wanted her to make me a massage she would say no it felt like work, after I invented this magical phrase she would normally do it).
He´s 3 months old but already tried to bang my brother´s bitch.

If anyone has some exeprience feel free to share before I make soap out of the fucker.
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Dogs

Pepini,

Has this dog already been roughed up a bit?

You have to use the direct method with dogs. That waving the food over it's face is for cats, I believe.

Do you understand that the great dane/german shepherd is going to be a huge son of a bitch in a year? If he is already hard to train, imagine how much harder he's going to be when he weighs 175 pounds. Also, consider how much he's going to eat, and how much bigger those piles of shit are gonna be when he's all grown.

The chances of somebody taking him that can put the time in are a lot better while he's still small.

That being said, my doberman is probably the greatest wingman I've ever had. I say "kiss the girl" and he'll jump on a chick and lick her face, he can also sniff out weed. When I surf, he'll sit right next to my stuff and growl at people that come near it, he won't move no matter how long I'm out.

I'd imagine the dog you got would be pretty easy to get to do all kinds of stuff like that. Plus, you're in Europe somewhere right? Hence he's from Euro bloodlines which usually make for way better dogs.

Aloha!
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Dogs

Yeah Kona you´re right I will probably have to put him in a dog school. I couldn´t give him away though. Did you put yours in a dog school? at what age?
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Dogs

Quote: (01-21-2010 07:42 AM)Pepini Wrote:  

Yeah Kona you´re right I will probably have to put him in a dog school. I couldn´t give him away though. Did you put yours in a dog school? at what age?

No, no dog school. I did read some military dog training manuals.

The basic philosophy when it comes to working dogs, like the one you got, is too make it clear from day one that you are his boss.

You also have to keep them busy. If you just leave him in the house all day he's going to think it's his job to tear stuff up. He'll try to protect the couch from the coffee table. That's not good.

Aloha!
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Thanks Kona. I´m going to google those military books.
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