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Summing Up the Differences Between Men and Women
08-27-2012, 10:18 AM
The Louis CK thread got me thinking: what are the great examples, the contrasts, that sum up the difference between men and women? The short, memorable, but absolutely spot on insights?
Put them here.
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08-27-2012, 10:19 AM
I expect a lot of Seinfeld dialogue. Here's one.
ELAINE: Why do they call it a wedgie?
GEORGE: Because the underwear is pulled up from the back and… it wedges in.
JERRY: They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare.
ELAINE: Boys are sick.
JERRY: Well what do girls do ?
ELAINE: We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder.
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08-27-2012, 12:18 PM
Billy Crystal:
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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08-27-2012, 12:21 PM
Anna Russell:
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.
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Summing Up the Differences Between Men and Women
08-28-2012, 01:02 AM
One creature designed to find a fertilizer and have children; one designed to fertilize as many as possible both with factoring in of the ultimate goal of children's reproduction.
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Summing Up the Differences Between Men and Women
08-28-2012, 01:54 AM
Women regret the men they had sex with. Men regret the women they didn't have sex with.