The Louis CK thread got me thinking: what are the great examples, the contrasts, that sum up the difference between men and women? The short, memorable, but absolutely spot on insights?
Put them here.
Put them here.
Summing Up the Differences Between Men and Women
I expect a lot of Seinfeld dialogue. Here's one.
ELAINE: Why do they call it a wedgie?
GEORGE: Because the underwear is pulled up from the back and… it wedges in.
JERRY: They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare.
ELAINE: Boys are sick.
JERRY: Well what do girls do ?
ELAINE: We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder.
ELAINE: Why do they call it a wedgie?
GEORGE: Because the underwear is pulled up from the back and… it wedges in.
JERRY: They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare.
ELAINE: Boys are sick.
JERRY: Well what do girls do ?
ELAINE: We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder.
Billy Crystal:
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Anna Russell:
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.
One creature designed to find a fertilizer and have children; one designed to fertilize as many as possible both with factoring in of the ultimate goal of children's reproduction.
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